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Someone call the Vatican, the Imperial Omyouji, the Van Helsing family, all the shamans, the Freemasons, the priests of all major religons, and reconvene the Round Table. And prepare to reopen the crypt of Merlin. We MIGHT have an emergency here.

The expressions of Arthur and Tedd in the final panel may be among the best since "Kitty". But what do they do now? Is this the point where the kid comes up with the solution all the adults should have seen in the first place?

...mostly inflicted by each other on each other before the attack. You don't cache the low-tech weapons. You make them standard-issue. At least in the case of commonsense weapons like knives and bayonets. That, plus decent hand-to-hand combat training should suffice nicely. Keeping a reserve cache by definition means they will be "specialty" weapons the troops are less familiar with. You want the bayonet in the soldier's kit from day 1. And it gives the pulse rifle a dash of steampunk flair to boot. Edit: The Evil Overlord list is nearly as addicting as TV Tropes but fortunately much shorter. #142: If I have children and subsequently grandchildren, I will keep my three-year-old granddaughter near me at all times. When the hero enters to kill me, I will ask him to first explain to her why it is necessary to kill her beloved grandpa. When the hero launches into an explanation of morality way over her head, that will be her cue to pull the lever and send him into the pit of crocodiles. After all, small children like crocodiles almost as much as Evil Overlords and it's important to spend quality time with the grandkids.

/me adds a star...

*grabs the List from /me* *writes down Pharaoh's name, underlines it three times and then puts a cartouche around it* *hands List back to /me*

Ashley will lose this game. Cheetahs never prosper.

You'd want a class in that. Some people's sexual history are terribly complicated... The re's a huge difference in response time between "Get to the locker and bring out the Old Weapons!" and "Fix Bayonets!"

When I'm trying to move tabs on my browser and it pulls one into its own separate window for no reason.

*cough*transgendertherapy*cough*

I do like the reference to Susan as "tall Diane"!