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Arcanimus
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Granted, however it functions as an information black hole, devouring data from the web at an astounding rate. I wish for a way to successfully capture and hold the Professor.
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*presses a button, and a dial remote is delivered to Celia, with a great many options on it, corresponding to different brands of soy sauce, along with a note that says "Pass it around, brand preference is a personal thing, after all"*
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*Looks on from the undisclosed location, clearly disappointed* Needs Soy Sauce. *pushes the button labeled Soy Sauce on the control panel* *Dark clouds form over the dining/battle area* *Soy sauce begins to rain shortly thereafter* Much better.
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Fruits and vegetables
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*overhears RR and Celia* There are seven days in a week. Someday isn't one of them. Now works for me. Activate the sushi cannons! *presses a button, unleashing several thousand kilograms of high-quality sushi upon the battlefield*
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could damage the
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Granted, however the "better" outcome is the total destruction of the global economy via nuclear war, resulting in IRL Fallout. Hope you're registered to your local vault. I wish for registration to the closest non-malicious vault (Preferrably Vault 111 as the Sole Survivor).
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detective, who then
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Granted. Your wish is now granted from your subconscious. You are now a cat that can turn into other cats. I wish for someone else to be the target of the millions of angry wishers.
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called by a
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Granted. Here's a bottle of peppermint schnapps, a bottle of triple dark rum, and coffee ice cubes. I wish for more wishes to ironically grant and/or corrupt.
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There's no challenge to hillbilly fishing. Use a spear instead.
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Granted, however you lack the strength to move your intended target, and the portal is actually behind you, so you effectively kick yourself into your own portal. I wish to know what to wish for.
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I suspect an undead priestess gains a whole lot more intimidation factor than she loses by wielding a fishing rod.
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I, too have found the I.W.I.N. button. It did not end well, for I was immediately accosted by a restoration Druid and two rogues. I much prefer my Y.O.U.L.O.S.E. button, anyway.
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Wait, we're supposed to be fighting for this? Silly me. *puts cup of tea down* Ok, let's go.
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I'm pretty certain that the Lost and Found is actually an omnidimensional entity that steals socks from the dryer and change from your pockets, among other things.
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with great gusto.
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Their first album, a compilation of all their work entitled "Unplaceables" (as in "I can't quite place where I know that song from") sold quite well, despite never finding much recognition on the sales floor. They made an attempt at a live concert, but no tickets were sold, so they went back to their much more lucrative gigs. Dduubbll Mmeettaall is a heavy metal band with everything in pairs, and each member is a twin. They play their live shows on a split, mirrored stage.
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at awkward angles
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Granted, however IR is actually a younger version of you. You seem to have forgotten this detail conveniently. I wish for financial independence.
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I've always just used Shrink Smoke Bombs. Your mileage may vary, though.
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Granted. Abradolf Lincler is now the president of the United States of Germerica. His term is cut short during an unfortunate shaving accident, in which he mistakes a loaded gun for his shaving razor, which is shaped like a loaded gun. I wish for flawless neural interface technology to be available for purchase inexpensively in the next five years.
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That seems... difficult.
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Granted. This is achieved by making everyone an even worse butt face than magic, making it look better by comparison. I wish for impossible things to now be possible.
