The Old Hack

Damien was also narcissistic in the extreme and dumber than a sack of rocks. Even with what little I knew of him, I would consider him incapable of an acting job that would so convincingly portray a completely different person.

You're just sore because your goulash based on crocodile intestines never caught the attention of the general market.

I knew it was off somewhere keeping bad company. Grumblegrumblemutter.

Hm. Come to think of it, now where did I put mine? Darnit, I was sure I had it right here just a minute ago...

Kinda tame really compared to some.

We still don't know who or what was responsible for the betrayal that got Magus stuck in the in-between world in the first place. Maybe it was the Colonel.

I think it would be logical for Diane to have a band on each arm. In the earlier days especially. The question is, which bands? I mean, boybands obviously, but given the time the story has stretched across by now, we have a rather wide selection. I could see N Sync hanging on her left arm and maybe the Backstreet Boys on the right. A-Ha is probably getting too old for her tastes, though. And Duran Duran? Oy. Not Justin Bieber, though. For one thing, he is a solo performer, not a band. Also he is so narcissistic that Diane wouldn't be able to stand him.

This is proof that we live in a world run by a Deity with a Monty Python-esque sense of humour. Our phones are smarter than we are.

It's doing her a favour. Brains improve through stress testing.

Ah! Finally we are starting on the midjinks.

Good. It's really annoying to not be able to get your prescriptions filled. And often very unpleasant.

Or the manager.

They're coming already. Here, have a cookie while you wait.

I must still be tired. My immediate reaction to this was a mental image of immortals flocking to your home trying to mark you with an energy draining spell.

Nonsense. Billions of women manage just fine without one.

Patience! Patience! They're only just getting to the midjinks.

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They start up easy with lowjinks and then work their way up.

I think Tony is just stupid.

Yeah... he's pretty much screwed.

Big talk from the Pharaoh who used to dress like THIS.

Mph. I feel that is stretching it, but that is because I know the character and would be hard put to see him as anything but a big friendly dork. Mind, if it had been Rich...

Yes. Bloody things are sneaky. Next one coming might put on a mask and then we wouldn't be able even to recognise it and pull it out of a line-up.

Why would assuming that make her a good feminist? And besides, what he does doesn't even remotely resemble sexual harassment.

It's proof that she is good at her job.