WR...S

...their mouths are open.  That's not a BFF kiss.

Um, yes he did; he said he'd "hit that."

...sometimes I feel like the gods themselves are shouting "NOW KISS!"

...sometimes I feel like the gods themselves are shouting "NOW KISS!"

...aaand just as it was starting to look like Magus might not be so bad after all.  Maybe we'll get lucky and Terra'll track him down him just in time for a years-overdue dope slap.  Or more likely Elliot will just kick his rear end in.  Probably as Cheerleadra.
She's had that option from the moment of her creation, though, and Magus should know that, as long as he's been shadowing the Dunkels.
Ironic that the fact that Ellen is female, and that Elliot's spellbook is basically a long list of female forms (including his strongest), is pretty much entirely Magus's doing.

"Can we keep her?"
"This is non-canon, so, sure!"

The general rule in the US is that you only need to be 18 to get a shotgun; a handgun or large-capacity (11 magazines in my state) rifle you need to be 21.  Putting a shotgun in her chest seems like a prudent idea.

If three is brandy (or even whiskey) in that keg, it is strictly for medicinal purposes.  And the girls playing this game, like responsible teens everywhere, would not even imagine touching it without both a prescription and parental supervision.
 

All indications are that having been alive since medieval times hasn't made Pandora some mental superbeing, it's made her senile.  Sure, Jerry's new incarnation might not still be "as insightful as a self-help guru," but there's a huge gap between being able to tell that Sarah and Susan have issues with repression and that Diane and Susan are whatever the heck they are.  (I still think counterparts is most likely, since twins makes no sense at this point and half-sisters wouldn't explain their identical phenotypes or simultaneous births; that would suggest at most one was conceived by this Adrian Raven, and since both Susan and Diane have rigid gender identities...)
 
Anything Pandora knows that we don't know she knows is incalculably more likely to concern Tedd than Susan.  The only reason to think it might concern Susan is based on evidence we've seen and she hasn't that her conclusions might pertain to Susan.  For that reason appealing to the fact that she probably knows things we don't could only bolster the notion she refers to Tedd, to the extent appealing to knowledge we know nothing of could bolster anything at all.

Darnit, Grace!  Urging your significant other to make out with other people is Tedd's job!

...N!  P!  N!  P!  N!  P!

...N!  P!  N!  P!  N!  P!

I'm sure they're just supposed to be avoiding each other's gaze, but I can't help but think they both seem rather... distracted.

http://www.egscomics.com/?id=2317
This is not a very good Liefeld comic. The characters all have largely human proportions. That woman exercising clearly has a spine and her breasts aren't either massively huge or showing outrageous amounts of cleavage. Also, every single character actually has joints that can articulate and actual wrists. And there isn't as much as even a single pouch in sight anywhere. What gives?

Yeah, but HarJIT is MIA, so you're up.
...you were saying?
(Anyway, we em-spacers must stick together!  There are too few of us left.)

Well, some things he cannot change, but 'till he tries, he'll never know.
Besides, we've established magic's jurisdiction is only our planet (or at least doesn't extend to Cho Kulomg Krumog).

I only just noticed - Tedd's definitely a girl.  The hips aren't where you should be looking, but in between.

...I really hope he doesn't do what he's thinking of doing in the fifth panel.  It seems to really fly in the face of everything he is; I'm surprised he's even considering it.
Honestly, "I wish!" seems like a very Elliot thing to say...

...I really hope he doesn't do what he's thinking of doing in the fifth panel.  It seems to really fly in the face of everything he is; I'm surprised he's even considering it.
Honestly, "I wish!" seems like a very Elliot thing to say...

They do say couples start to look alike...

They do say couples start to look alike...

They do say couples start to look alike...

I saw nothing in the TOS regarding Cthulhu worship.

I saw nothing in the TOS regarding Cthulhu worship.

I saw nothing in the TOS regarding Cthulhu worship.