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Has anyone seen my ossobuco? I just left the table for a moment and then it was almost entirely gone. They left behind the hole in the bone, and the bill.

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The narrator informs us that Borgrace did not ask to become a "cool robot person". Borgrace insists she did ask for the augmentation. I wonder if the transformation process alters the mind of the subject in such a way that the completed cool robot person believes that he or she asked for robotification regardless of what the original squishy person may have desired or requested?

Elliot has a tool or weapon that could foreseeably cause harm to others. Elliot has the means to learn ways of using those abilities safely and effectively by reading his spell book. Elliot has neglected to study his spell book but used the abilities anyway. A common theme of Good Samaritan laws, as they apply to first aid, is well expressed by the following statement from Wikipedia. "The responder is not legally liable for any harm to the person assisted, as long as the responder acted rationally, in good faith and in accordance with their level of training." Using powerful weapons without training is not the behavior of a rational person. Good Samaritan Laws may not apply to Supertypes.

Oh please let them give The Salute

Perhaps it is possible to know when such additions are written? That would be a question for the expert witness.

Why have I never considered this possibility? The Ilia/Deltan influence might explain why Borg drones are hairless

Stop the insanity...? Oh the golden age of infomercials...

The description of how (relatively) easy it is to generate spell books made me think that they may be well known. If the spell books are publicly known, that leads to some interesting ideas. I am imagining Elliot on trial for collateral damage from a battle involving the Unfortunately-Named-Cheerleader-Themed-Super-Heroine. Elliot's spell book is entered as evidence. Edward Veres is called as an expert witness. Then under oath Edward is compelled to describe how Elliot demonstrated gross negligence when he failed to reduce the risk to bystanders or end the conflict because his spell book describes how to use those powers in those situations and Elliot failed to read his book.

Attention Genetic Engineers: Give us pork chops that include mashed potatoes and applesauce.

Living with an Alzheimer's patient, I know that is a terrible way to go. Especially for those around the patient. 59 is far too young to be diagnosed with that disease and forced into retirement. 64 should not be the end of life. But at least the suffering is ended for patient and caregiver alike. Pat Summitt started as a 22 year old graduate assistant thrust into the job of university head coach with responsibilities that included driving the team van and washing the team uniforms at her own home. And for this she earned a salary of 250 dollars per month. From that beginning, she did more than almost anyone else to make women's athletics relevant. But there were other moments...

When Dan draws Susan in a Starfleet uniform, it is as a joke. But Greg is likely to wear those clothes in public on an ordinary day.

Have we seen those women previously in the comic?

Anything fried with bacon and Mongolian Fire Oil is probably delicious. You could fry Kryptonite in that stuff and even Superman would ask for seconds. Meanwhile, I accidentally swallowed my peroxide rinse. Not Pleasant.

removed evidence of Thomas went to school wearing his Adorable Pink Frilly Parka that was a gift from his late cousin Amelia. She acquired a quite unusual Taste in fashion. She had neon streaked hair, and many chains hanging on her neck. But Despite her excessive muscle growth, she's entirely harmless and she gladly hugs almost anyone. A long time has passed since Amelia died in a prank gone Wrong. Apparently Fireworks were installed with faulty launchers, making it rain explosions. Nowadays, she haunts a very large part of town. Paranormal investigators love to try to cajole information from people who knew Amelia years ago. At school, Thomas has problems with solving a problem involving other problems. His teachers hate his habit of nesting problems within convoluted webs of letters and numbers to process the streams of data from the latest Paraguayan economic indicators. What that even had decided be relevant, was questionable on the grounds of various things that are related to absolutiely nothing. "What are you even doing with those gigantic orange binders?" asked the floating magical girl hovering upsidedown behind The unlucky teacher. Jumping a good five meters, the former astronaut replied, "Who are you, and how did you become inverted in time?" "I am Sunny Jim." To paraphrase McCoy, "I'm a Doctor, not The Doctor." Looking far into the interstitial chronosphere for an apple fleeing from several poorly aligned sandwiches in pursuit of the lonely astronaut. A sudden burst of loud music shook the heavens and shattered walls for miles. Mr John Foster Dulles Pinkerton flew to the Moon, only to realize that the invasion had already begun during the SxSW Conference several decades ago. (Six months later...) A grand resurgence took place in my intestinal tract as many bacteria as there were stars in the recently ruptured appendix as a result of over consumption. suddenly developed sentience and began moving to Detroit. There wasn't much there. Or so it seems to Detective Baconbits Von Neuman Vandertramp III, and it soon became quite a pickle. The pickle leaped into the ominous star filled void. A vacuum cleaner removed evidence of

Domino

I don't know about that. In fact, if Grace has any success with reconciliations she might go for the big one. Adrian and Pandora

Physics, perhaps. But not necessarily biologically accurate. Parkour runners with prehensile tails. It could be a trick or maneuver the character masters while advancing.

It may well be Grace who decides on her own to approach Adrian Raven and propose he mediate the conflict in the Verres home.

Cue Tchaikovsky https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2W1Wi2U9sQ A more difficult challenge would be definitively declaring which one-shot, "slice-of-life", NP comics are canon. Right now, most of them are in the "maybe?" file. Susan expressing a slight dislike of Vampire Romance stories to Sarah is one such comic that has been confirmed. But what about Susan playing videogames with Catalina? Grace and Sarah playing videogames while Susan expresses disinterest? Or Grace attempting to get Tedd to go to bed while he tries to figure out why some parts of a rapidly growing woman's clothes don't shred as she becomes bigger than a house?

Edward was forced into the job of professional diplomat. He and Tedd need a diplomat to take them from a point of confusion and mistrust to understanding. Hopefully Edward realizes that just like a lawyer, a diplomat probably shouldn't negotiate on his own behalf. Adrian Raven is probably the best candidate for the job.

As much as Tedd has been hurt (however unintentionally) by his father, I suspect that Sarah might convince Tedd to talk with Edward anyway. Sarah: We need to tell your dad about what's happening. Tedd: I already told you that's not... Sarah: Tedd, that creepy magic girl from the TV gave me a Magic Mark and then warned me to NOT tell your father. She's playing games with me and I don't like it. Even with your concerns about your situation and our uncertainty about Justin's encounter, I would still be inclined to ask your dad about my own magic mark. Throw in someone spooky telling me to not do that and I certainly WILL do it!

Having delivered pizza for too long, I must make the following observation. While this idea sounds playable and entertaining, it is based on a faulty premise. If the pizza is delivered within a specified and relatively large window of time, then the specific time of delivery has almost no bearing on the amount the customer will tip. Most customers decide what they will tip when they are told the total. On another note (F#), is this the first time we have seen both male and female Squirrely Dan in a comic that was not specifically about transformation?

HAIL ERIS! ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!

If you are trying for a super powered group, you may be tempted to emulate the Temptations.