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#1 BlackWolfe Coyoten

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Posted 06 October 2007 - 06:12 AM

Frith Ra's latest strip (here) made me think of starting this thread as a general repository of Boy/Girl Scout camp songs. Here's what I can remember:

The Other Day I Met a Bear
Call & Repeat Song

The other day
I met a bear
Out in the woods
A-way out there.

He looked at me
I looked at him
He sized up me
I sized up him

He says to me
"Why don't you run?
I see you ain't
Got any gun!"

And so I ran
Away from there
But right behind
Me was that bear!

Now up ahead
I saw a tree
The biggest tree
That you ever did see!

The nearest branch
Was ten feet up
I'd have to jump
And trust my luck!

And so I jumped
Into the air
But I missed that branch
A way up there!

Now don't you fret
And don't you frown
'Cause I caught that branch
On the way back down!

The moral of
This story proves:
Don't run from bears
In tennis shoes!


Barges
Girl Scout Song
Generally performed with ASL accompaniment

Out of my window looking in the night
I can see the barges' flickering light
Silently flows the river to the sea
And the barges, too, go silently

CHORUS:
Barges, I would like to go with you
I would like to sail the ocean blue
Barges, have you treasures in your hold?
Do you fight with pirates, brave and bold?

Out of my window, looking in the night
I can see the barges' flickering light;
Starboard shines green and port is glowing red
You can see them flickering far ahead.

REPEAT CHORUS

Having experience in both organizations (not a very long story, I keep saying I'll tell it someday, but I might not do so), I know many more... tongue.gif Here's one of my favorites:

The Billboard Song
One day when I was walking,
One dark and dreary day,
I came upon a billboard,
And much to my dismay,
The sign was torn and tattered
From the storm the night before.
The wind and rain had done its job
And this is what I saw:

Smoke Coca-Cola™ cigarettes!
Chew Wrigley's™ spearmint beer!
Kennel Ration™ dog food
Keeps your complexion clear!
Simoniz™ your baby
With a Hershey's™ candy bar!
And Texaco™'s the beauty cream
That's used by all the stars!

So take your next vacation
In a brand new Frigidaire™!
Learn to play piano
In your winter underwear!
Doctors say that babies
Should smoke until they're three
And people over sixty-five should
Bathe in Lipton™ tea!

...

No, you don't sing "TRADEMARK" or "TM" after each of those brand names, I just see those in my head whenever I sing it...



I know more Boy Scout songs than Girl Scout ones - they're fresher in my memory, being eighteen years in the past instead of twenty-five or so, so here are some pieces of silly song that tend to change from location to location:

Ain't Gonna Rain No More
To which I only know a few verses
(CHORUS sung at beginning and after each verse)

CHORUS:
Ain't gonna rain no more, no more
It ain't gonna rain no more!
How in the heck
Can I wash my neck
If it ain't gonna rain no more?

Peanut sittin' on a railroad track,
Heart was all a-flutter
Round the bend
Comes number nine
Toot-toot! Peanut butter!

Chicken sittin' on a railroad track,
Heart was all a-pallid
Round the bend
Comes number ten
Toot-toot! Chicken salad!

[Sung Slowly]
Old man lived by the sewer
And by the sewer he died...
[Normal Speed]
They couldn't call it murder
So they called it Sewer-side!

(My favorite verse:)
Thirty days hath September
June, and no wonder!
All the rest have peanut butter
Except grandmother, and she rides a tricycle!
(That verse sounds best if you start pausing awkwardly and looking quizzical as it gets more nonsensical...)

My Bonnie (Parody Version)
(Another one I only remember a little of...
Thankfully. This one's very much a Boy Scout song.)

My Bonnie has tuberculosis!
My Bonnie has only one lung!
My Bonnie can cough up raw oysters
And roll them around on her tongue!
Roll them, roll them (etc)

Last night as I lay on my pillow,
Last night as I lay on my bed,
I stuck my feet out of the window
Next morning, my neighbors were dead!
Bring back, bring back,
Oh, bring back my neighbors to me, to me!
Bring back, bring back,
Oh, bring back my neighbors to me!


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Posted 06 October 2007 - 06:29 AM

Oh you can't get to Heaven

Oh, you can't get to heaven (Oh, you can't to heaven)
On roller skates. (On roller skates.)
You'll roll right by (You'll roll right by)
Those pearly gates. (Those pearly gates.)

Oh, you can't get to heaven on roller skates.
You'll roll right by those pearly gates.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.

Oh, you can't get to heaven in a rocking chair
'Cause the rocking chair won't take you there.

Oh, you can't get to heaven in a rocking chair
'Cause the rocking chair won't take you there.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.

Oh, you can't get to heaven in a trolley car
'Cause the gosh darn thing won't go that far.

Oh, you can't get to heaven in a trolley car
'Cause the gosh darn thing won't go that far.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.

Oh, you can't get to heaven on a rocket ship
'Cause the rocket ship won't take that trip.

Oh, you can't get to heaven on a rocket ship
'Cause the rocket ship won't take that trip.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.

Oh, you can't get to heaven with powder and paint
'Cause the Lord don't want you as you ain't.

Oh, you can't get to heaven with powder and paint
'Cause the Lord don't want you as you ain't.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.

Oh, you can't get to heaven in a limousine
'Cause the Lord don't sell no gasoline.

Oh, you can't get to heaven in a limousine
'Cause the Lord don't sell no gasoline.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.

Oh, you can't get to heaven on a pair of skis
'Cause you'll schuss right through St. Peter's knees.

Oh, you can't get to heaven on a pair of skis
'Cause you'll schuss right through St. Peter's knees.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.

You'll never get to heaven on a Boy Scout's knee,
'Cos a Boy Sscout's knee is too hairy!

You'll never get to heaven on a Boy Scout's knee,
'Cos a Boy Sscout's knee is too hairy!
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.

You'll never get to heaven in a jumbo jet
'Cos the Lord ain't got no runways yet!

You'll never get to heaven in a jumbo jet
'Cos the Lord ain't got no runways yet!
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.

You'll never get to heaven in a bottle of gin
'Cos the Lord won't let no spirits in!

You'll never get to heaven in a bottle of gin
'Cos the Lord won't let no spirits in!
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.

If you get there before I do
Just dig a hole and pull me through.

If I get there before you do
I'll dig a hole and spit on you!
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more.
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"Curse you, Trip! CURSE YOU!" sirrobin47
"God is a comedian playing to an audience afraid to laugh." Voltaire
"It's four in the morning, and I've still got Trip breathing down my neck." Azalea
"Trip... you are the most sadistic bugger we have ever had the displeasure of being allied with." Tyris
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Posted 06 October 2007 - 06:33 AM

Heh, that's a new one on me. I love it!

Little Bunny Frith RaFru-Fru

Little Bunny Frith RaFru-Fru
Hoppin' thru the forest,
Scoopin' up the field mice,
An' BOP'in' 'em on the head!

Doooooowwwwwn came the good Lillyfairy,
And she said:
"Litttle Bunny Frith RaFru-Fru
I don't wanna see you
Scoopin' up the field mice
An' BOP'in' 'em on the head!
(spoken)I'll give you THREE chances, and if you fail, I'll turn YOU into a GOON!"

(Repeat verses, each time decreasing number of chances until)
I gave you three chances. You're a GOON!
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Blackie: Female, 8'9" and up, 800lbs and up (depending on height) size changing powerhouse wolf.
Elbie: "Cunning like a fox. Who's a professor of cunning at Oxford university." -- Splunkle
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Posted 06 October 2007 - 10:33 AM

I would not try and compete BWC, I trained as a camp fire singer. Thus know close to 500 songs. tongue.gif

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

A horse and a flea and three blind mice
Sat on a curbstone shooting dice
The horse he slipped and fell on the flea
"Whoops," said the flea, "There's a horse on me!"

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Giddy and foolish the whole day through
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

Way down South where bananas grow
A flea stepped on an elephant's toe
The elephant cried, with tears in his eyes
"Why don't you pick on someone your own size?"

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Giddy and foolish the whole day through
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

Way up North where there's ice and snow
There lived a penguin and his name was Joe
He got so tired of black and white
He wore pink slacks to the dance last night!

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Giddy and foolish the whole day through
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

Eli, Eli had some socks
A dollar a pair and a nickel a box
The more you wear 'em the better they get
And you put 'em in the water and they don't get wet!

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Giddy and foolish the whole day through
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

Called myself on the telephone
Just to hear that golden tone
Asked myself out for a date
Said be ready 'bout half-past eight!

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Giddy and foolish the whole day through
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?

Took myself to the picture show
Sat myself on the very last row
Wrapped my arms around my waist
Got so fresh I slapped my face!

Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Giddy and foolish the whole day through
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
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"Curse you, Trip! CURSE YOU!" sirrobin47
"God is a comedian playing to an audience afraid to laugh." Voltaire
"It's four in the morning, and I've still got Trip breathing down my neck." Azalea
"Trip... you are the most sadistic bugger we have ever had the displeasure of being allied with." Tyris
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Posted 06 October 2007 - 11:53 AM

Heh, this troop has a songbook and midi files to go with each song:
http://www.troop979.org/Songs.htm
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Posted 06 October 2007 - 01:23 PM

One of my greatest experiences ever was at camp when three counselors got the entire camp to do the Strong Bad techno song.

Group A: DuhduhDUNduh
Group B: Boopboopboodoodoo
Group C: The System is Down
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Posted 06 October 2007 - 02:16 PM

QUOTE(Trip @ Saturday, October 6, 2007 - 11:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?


One of my favorites.

Okay, fine, from the wonderful writers of A Prairie Home Companion, I present, to the tune of Halls of Montezuma...

The Monopoly Song

From the slums of Baltic Avenue
To the mansions of Park Place
We will buy and sell our property
Put hotels on every space
We will drive our foes to bankruptcy
If they cannot pay the price!
But we cannot even start the game
Until somebody finds the dice!

(In the same episode, they also presented the "lost" lyrics to the All Things Considered theme.)
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Blackie: Female, 8'9" and up, 800lbs and up (depending on height) size changing powerhouse wolf.
Elbie: "Cunning like a fox. Who's a professor of cunning at Oxford university." -- Splunkle
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Posted 06 October 2007 - 02:53 PM

The Group Scout Leader

On top of a Scout Group,
You have a boss,
It's more than likely,
He's a dead losss,
It maybe a pleasure, it may be a fright,
To meet our Group Leader,
On a pack or Troop night,
He may be a shouter, he may even grin,
But don't let his moods do your head in.

He's only a Scouter doing his job,
He'll never earn us a couple of bob,
He gives us our papers but we cannot read,
But we are unlucky, he thinks he can lead.

But when you have trouble, you know you'll be glad,
That he is so helpful and never around,
You know that he must have a lot on his mind,
He comes to our meeting and drinks all our wine,
But there's one thing that we're sure of,
It's that he's a total loss.

He comes to our meetings, annoying us all,
Sticking his nose in,
That'll be his downfall.
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"Curse you, Trip! CURSE YOU!" sirrobin47
"God is a comedian playing to an audience afraid to laugh." Voltaire
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Posted 06 October 2007 - 08:35 PM

QUOTE(BlackWolfe Coyoten @ Saturday, October 6, 2007 - 05:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Heh, that's a new one on me. I love it!

Little Bunny Frith RaFru-Fru
{snippage}
(Repeat verses, each time decreasing number of chances until)
I gave you three chances. You're a GOON!

And the moral of the story is: "Hare today, goon tomorrow."

I know most of these songs, perhaps we can filk these puppies.

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Posted 06 October 2007 - 09:30 PM

eusa_think.gif Lemme see here, eusa_think.gif eusa_think.gif eusa_think.gif Okay here is one with some variations i remember


If were a boy scout there's nothing i'd rather be!
But if i weren't a boy Scout...
A Hippi i would be!
Love, Peace My hair's full of grease!
Love, Peace My hair's full of grease!

If were a boy scout there's nothing i'd rather be!
But if i weren't a boy Scout...
A 7/11 clerk i would be!
Here's your slurpy, Here's you bag,
Here's another Porno Mag.
Here's your slurpy, Here's you bag,
Here's another Porno Mag.

If were a boy scout there's nothing i'd rather be!
But if i weren't a boy Scout...
A Bird watcher i would be!
Hark - a - Lark - flying through the park, Splat!
Hark - a - Lark - flying through the park, Splat!

If were a boy scout there's nothing i'd rather be!
But if i weren't a boy Scout...
A Plumer i would be!
Plunge, Plunge, Flush, Flush, look out below!
Plunge, Plunge, Flush, Flush, look out below!

If were a boy scout there's nothing i'd rather be!
But if i weren't a boy Scout...
A Carpenter i would be!
Two by four, Nail it to the floor. Ouch!
Two by four, Nail it to the floor. Ouch!

If were a boy scout there's nothing i'd rather be!
But if i weren't a boy Scout...
A Fireman i would be!
Jump Lady, Jump! Whoooaa! Splat!
Jump Lady, Jump! Whoooaa! Splat!


eusa_think.gif Another one i remember is...
Ah pizza hut, Ah pizza hut, Kentucky fried Chicken and a ah pizza hut.
McDonalds, McDonalds.
Kentucky fried Chicken and a ah pizza hut.
Ah pizza hut, Ah pizza hut, Kentucky fried Chicken and a ah pizza hut.
McDonalds, McDonalds.
Kentucky fried Chicken and a ah pizza hut.

eusa_think.gif Lastly a short thing once sung by a couple of Senior scout before the Scout master mad a annoucment

Annoucments, Annoucments, Annoucments!
They never make them short, they make them long!
Annoucments, Annoucments, Annoucments!
What I horrible way to die, What I horrible way to die!
Annoucments, Annoucments, Annoucments!

There is probably more to that but that's all i remember. comradef_chibismile.gif
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Posted 07 October 2007 - 04:22 AM

The Princess Pat

The Princess Pat
Lived in a tree
She sailed across
The seven seas
She sailed across
The channel too
And brought with her
A Rick-a-bamboo

A Rick-a-bamboo
Now, what is that?
It's something made
By the Princess Pat
It's red and gold
And purple too
That's why it's called
A Rick-a-bamboo

Now Captain Jack
Had a very fine crew
They sailed across
The channel too
But their ship sank
And yours will too
If you forget
A Rick-a-bamboo

A Rick-a-bamboo
Now, what is that?
It's something made
By the Princess Pat
It's red and gold
And purple too
That's why it's called
A Rick-a-bamboo
"I'm not playing dumb" VkmSpouge
"Curse you, Trip! CURSE YOU!" sirrobin47
"God is a comedian playing to an audience afraid to laugh." Voltaire
"It's four in the morning, and I've still got Trip breathing down my neck." Azalea
"Trip... you are the most sadistic bugger we have ever had the displeasure of being allied with." Tyris
"Yes, Trip and Trippette are breaking the laws of this universe again. Not that doing so is anything unusual..."Kinda Chang
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Posted 08 October 2007 - 12:49 PM

eusa_think.gif Do we have tunes for some of these? eusa_boohoo.gif

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Posted 08 October 2007 - 09:17 PM

The other day I was scouting,
As happy as can be,
Soon my skills I was doubting,
As I fell out of a tree.

Why? Oh why? Did I try to pick that conker?
Now I must look like a rather big plonker.





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Posted 09 October 2007 - 12:26 AM

*To the Battle Hymn of the Republic*

Pink Pajamas

I wear my pink pajamas in the summer when it's hot
I wear my flannel nighties in the winter when it's not
And sometimes in the springtime and sometimes in the fall
I slip between the sheets with NOTHING ON AT ALL!

Glory, glory, hallelujah
Glory, glory, what's it to ya?
Balmy breezes blowin' through ya
With nothing on at all!

I wake up in the morning with the sheets above my head
And my little footsie-wotsies are a-stickin' out of bed
And three times out of four I find myself upon the floor
I ain't gonna drink that ROOT BEER ANY MORE!

Glory, glory, hallelujah
Glory, glory, what's it to ya?
Balmy breezes blowin' through ya
With nothing on at all!
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Posted 10 October 2007 - 10:11 PM

Oh....

There are ants ants ants
eating all the tents
at the quartermaster store

There are ants ants ants
eating all the tents
at the quartermaster store

My eyes
are dim
I cannot see.
I do not have my specs with me.

There are bears bears bears
eating all the underwear
at the quartermaster store

There are bears bears bears
eating all the underwear
at the quartermaster store

My eyes
are dim
I cannot see.
I do not have my specs with me.

(continue with as many animals and rhyming camping gear as possible)
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#16 Trip

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Posted 11 October 2007 - 04:07 AM

Nice one Carvey but I like this version of the chorus

My eyes
are dim
I cannot see.
I've left my specs in a WC.
"I'm not playing dumb" VkmSpouge
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#17 BlackWolfe Coyoten

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Posted 11 October 2007 - 04:28 AM

QUOTE(Sir Tasnica @ Tuesday, October 9, 2007 - 01:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Pink Pajamas


I always loved "Pink Pajamas." Here are a couple other verses:

One pink porpoise popped into the pool (Alternatively, "popped up the pole")
The other pink porpoise popped out ("popped down")...

And...

One black bug bled blue-black blood,
The other black bug bled blue...
INCARNATIONS OF BLACKWOLFE
BlackWolfe Male, 6'1" 195lb wolf/coyote hybrid
Blackie: Female, 8'9" and up, 800lbs and up (depending on height) size changing powerhouse wolf.
Elbie: "Cunning like a fox. Who's a professor of cunning at Oxford university." -- Splunkle
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QUOTE (Sir Robin @ Monday, October 29, 2007 - 11:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yay for Sudden Explosive Growth!

I still call dibs on Nahrm!




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