What's in the Lost and Found?

[partner555 170]

The living being that actually uses a lavatory made of lava.

[Arcanimus 31]

A janitor to clean the lavatory made of lava.

[Stature 96]

A HazMat suit for the janitor

[ProfessorTomoe 1,308]

Corvette's chances of winning the 24 Hours of Le Mans this year.

[Arcanimus 31]

Instructions on how to make competitive sports-watching an official sport.

[Stature 96]

Funny-looking knobs

[Arcanimus 31]

Toggle switches, with and without the safety covers.

[partner555 170]

Warning signs for high voltage equipment.

[Arcanimus 31]

Gerard Butler's beard trimmings.

[InfiniteRemnant 141]

Elvis

[Stature 96]

Odd peanut butter sandwiches

[Arcanimus 31]

The unexplained absence of gameplay from the past few weeks

[partner555 170]

The unexplained resurgence of activity in the games sub forum.

[Stature 96]

The unexplained lack of activity in the slayed strips sub forum

[InfiniteRemnant 141]

My ability to resist Procra-

 

...meh

[partner555 170]

The cure to Procrastination, waiting for people to stop procrastinating and discover it already.

[CritterKeeper 1,102]

It seems my internal clock is still in there....

[Stature 96]

It seems my external clocks are still in there...

[Pharaoh RutinTutin 1,586]

An eternal clock is in there...

It's just a block on which has been painted the word "NOW".

[CritterKeeper 1,102]

All the respect and courtesy airlines used to treat their customers with.

To be fair, likely also proportionately higher fares, although I doubt they were as bad as First Class fares are now.

[Arcanimus 31]

The way to keep games threads from turning into "The Association Game"

[partner555 170]

Motivation to do some wiki work right now.

[ProfessorTomoe 1,308]

My faith in my electric company's ability to keep the power flowing.

[Arcanimus 31]

A portal to a SCP base.

[partner555 170]

The fun blackhole, from which free time cannot escape.