Corrupt a Wish

[CritterKeeper 1,102]

Granted.  Your coins are only accessible via teleportation, and their location is the only place you can teleport, and you can only teleport back to exactly where you left.  You cannot bring anything with you that isn't a living part of you, including clothes and hair, so any time you teleport you arrive naked and bald.  And no, coins inside your digestive tract are still not a living part of you.  (I'm feeling generous so your gut bacteria can come along with you.)

I wish for the temperature in Chicago tomorrow to range between 45°F and 65°F.

[Arcanimus 31]

Granted, however there is a decimal carrying error, and the temperature ranges between  450°F and 650°F. Hope your AC is working.

I wish for an instantaneous solution to all of my problems

[InfiniteRemnant 141]

granted, all of your problems are now water soluble.
They haven't gone anywhere though, and dissolving them just makes them spread...

I wish the forum had actually been fixed up while i was gone like i was hoping. it still looks broken on my end.

[HarJIT 97]

On 04/06/2017 at 2:13 AM, InfiniteRemnant said:

granted, all of your problems are now water soluble.
They haven't gone anywhere though, and dissolving them just makes them spread...

I wish the forum had actually been fixed up while i was gone like i was hoping. it still looks broken on my end.

http://community.910cmx.com/index.php?/topic/657-forum-interface-fixes-greasemonkey-wrapped-custom-stylesheet/

 

[CritterKeeper 1,102]

On 4/5/2017 at 8:13 PM, InfiniteRemnant said:

granted, all of your problems are now water soluble.
They haven't gone anywhere though, and dissolving them just makes them spread...

I wish the forum had actually been fixed up while i was gone like i was hoping. it still looks broken on my end.

 

9 hours ago, HarJIT said:

http://community.910cmx.com/index.php?/topic/657-forum-interface-fixes-greasemonkey-wrapped-custom-stylesheet/

 

Great, now the forum has a fix, but the game is broken.

 

 

I wish the next Star Wars movie is even more successful than the last one.

[Zorua 124]

Granted. However, it introduces another kid-appeal character on par with Jar Jar that ruins the movie in the eyes of die-hard fans, resulting in the biggest Internet s[tweet!]-storm this side of SOPA.

I wish the Lactaid brand would distribute lactose-free chocolate milk (which they do make) to stores in the Houston area.

[OzLionHeart 3]

Granted. Although, for some reason, they never seem to have any in stock when you go to the stores.

 

I wish my TV was working again.

[Arcanimus 31]

Granted. Your TV now has a job as a chef. It moves out after it saves up enough for a deposit on an apartment.

I wish for a better attention span.

[CritterKeeper 1,102]

Granted.  It is better in the opinion of a hyperactive squirrel on a caffeine buzz.

I wish to find Multi-grain Pringles in all the stores that currently carry regular Pringles.  And I mean plain Multi-grain Pringles, not the sour cream or whatever other versions they've been making.

[partner555 170]

Granted, but they're bland in terms of taste.

I wish to re-become a part of this community.

[Tuscahoma 53]

Granted, you have now re-become a part of this community, but congratulations, your new job (didn't realize you had a new job?  this wish is full of surprises) has assigned you to work from a nuclear submarine on a long term, deep sea research project (why?  Imagine the PR!) and oops, the internet connection on the sub makes dial-up look like Google fiber and you have to takes turns at the one internet connected laptop with the rest of the crew.

I wish for a really good gluten-free, dairy-free croissant, cause man, they don't exist in this dimension, and right now, the only way I am going to enjoy a croissant has some painful after-effects.