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#1 pharmmajor

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Posted 05 June 2008 - 08:57 AM

- A centipede with restless leg syndrome.

- A bluebird with depression.

- A Madagascar hissing cockroach with anger management issues.

- A honeybee with hay fever.

- A rabbit with erectile dysfunction.

#2 Snufkin

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Posted 05 June 2008 - 10:00 AM

You forgot to mention your source for these.
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Posted 05 June 2008 - 12:21 PM

Ack, sorry. I wasn't fully awake when I posted it, so the source slipped my mind. Again, sorry.

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Posted 05 June 2008 - 02:07 PM

I know something more worse...

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Posted 05 June 2008 - 04:24 PM

A hippo with chapped lips
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Posted 05 June 2008 - 04:47 PM

How about a cow that's lactose intolerant?
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Posted 05 June 2008 - 05:28 PM

-An earthworm with claustrophobia.

-An ant with family issues.

-An elephant with dwarfism.

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Posted 05 June 2008 - 05:29 PM

-A Shivite with chicken pox.

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Posted 06 June 2008 - 07:05 AM

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Posted 06 June 2008 - 08:00 AM

Nothing is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat.

Not two giraffes with a sore throat. Not a hypothetical creature with a longer neck with an agonising throat infection.

In all of this combination of inert matter, these endless permutations, of the very nature and existence of all, not a single pernicious thing tops the horrific wrongness of a giraffe with a sore throat.

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Posted 06 June 2008 - 04:05 PM

Reaver you're thinking about this way to hard. Why not dumb it down a notch. comradef_chibismile.gif




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Posted 06 June 2008 - 04:14 PM

A sheep with a wool allergy.

A tortoise with the runs (okay, that one requires some humorous anthropomorphisms, but still).

A chameleon with lazy eye.

A snake with an ultra-ticklish belly.

A whale who's tone-deaf.

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Posted 06 June 2008 - 04:22 PM

A tortoise with claustrophobia?

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Posted 07 June 2008 - 08:34 PM

A bird with agoraphobia (fear of open spaces for those who don't know.)

A mantis with ADD

A polar bear with heat stroke

A bat with hearing loss

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Posted 07 June 2008 - 08:51 PM

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#16 pharmmajor

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Posted 07 June 2008 - 10:24 PM

A bat with an inner ear infection.

A gnat with a Napoleon complex.

A silkworm with lockjaw.

An octopus with carpal tunnel.

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Posted 07 June 2008 - 10:56 PM

A youtube commenter with good grammer.
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Posted 07 June 2008 - 11:13 PM

Ooh! ooh! I got one!

Gaghskull with too much time on his hands.

or,

A Sane Elijah?

A dyslexic runemage?
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Rette is a spritely little badass. Watch out for those twinkletoes, baddies; they're only twinkling because light is reflecting off the steel.- Lorne Logan
Nobody out-crazies Roon. Ever.- Azalea
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#19 pharmmajor

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Posted 08 June 2008 - 05:16 PM

A honeybee with ergophobia (that's fear of excessive work).

A beaver with sensitive teeth.



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Posted 09 June 2008 - 05:52 PM

Surprised it hasn't been mentioned, but...

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