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[Price 1]

I like trains.

[Pharaoh RutinTutin 1,586]

Yesterday, about an hour before sunset, I saw one cat sitting on top of a dumpster.  About a dozen small cats looking up at the top cat.  And another adult cat acting like a sentry at the far corner of the building.

I knew that it was the night of the Jellicle Ball.

[CritterKeeper 1,102]

Ever read the Jenny and the Cat Club books when you were small (or had smalls to read them to)?

[The Old Hack 2,448]

The trouble with cats is that they so often commit felinies.

[ProfessorTomoe 1,308]

9 minutes ago, The Old Hack said:

The trouble with cats is that they so often commit felinies.

Run fur your life! /me is coming!

[OzLionHeart 3]

I'm keeping tabbies on you lot. Just so you know.

[ProfessorTomoe 1,308]

45 minutes ago, OzLionHeart said:

I'm keeping tabbies on you lot. Just so you know.

Oh my God, he's got us by the shorthairs.

[CritterKeeper 1,102]

2 hours ago, ProfessorTomoe said:

Oh my God, he's got us by the shorthairs.

Now, now, let's not let this turn into a domestic disturbance.

(We had a hard enough time getting the cats turbed in the first place....)

[ProfessorTomoe 1,308]

1 hour ago, CritterKeeper said:

(We had a hard enough time getting the cats turbed in the first place....)

Huh, well, that's neuter me ...

[HarJIT 97]

Well, if you're a cat, then you nick peoples' tongues often enough.

[The Old Hack 2,448]

Cats are smarter than humans. They don't waste time on covfefe.

[ProfessorTomoe 1,308]

3 hours ago, The Old Hack said:

Cats are smarter than humans. They don't waste time on covfefe.

Catvfefe.

[OzLionHeart 3]

We're much better commewnicators.

[Scotty 1,061]

15 hours ago, The Old Hack said:

Cats are smarter than humans. They don't waste time on covfefe.

Oh god, do not look that word up on Urban Dictionary.....

[The Old Hack 2,448]

1 hour ago, Scotty said:

Oh god, do not look that word up on Urban Dictionary.....

Well, I bit and looked up 'time' on Urban Dictionary. *scratches head* Nothing startling there, maybe they edited it since the last time you visited?

[Scotty 1,061]

15 minutes ago, The Old Hack said:

Well, I bit and looked up 'time' on Urban Dictionary. *scratches head* Nothing startling there, maybe they edited it since the last time you visited?

No...no... I just had one of those moments where I looked it up and thought "it probably wouldn't be a good idea to copy/paste that into the forums."

[The Old Hack 2,448]

12 minutes ago, Scotty said:

No...no... I just had one of those moments where I looked it up and thought "it probably wouldn't be a good idea to copy/paste that into the forums."

No point anyway. 'That' is only four letters so why bother copypasting it? Just type it out.

[Scotty 1,061]

3 minutes ago, The Old Hack said:

No point anyway. 'That' is only four letters so why bother copypasting it? Just type it out.

...

...

::facepalms::

[Pharaoh RutinTutin 1,586]

9 hours ago, Scotty said:

::facepalms::

Don't beat yourself up over this.  The moderator is simply channeling Gracie Allen.

[Scotty 1,061]

28 minutes ago, Pharaoh RutinTutin said:

Don't beat yourself up over this.  The moderator is simply channeling Gracie Allen.

It's just that I walked right into that, and didn't feel it till over an hour later.

[The Old Hack 2,448]

5 hours ago, Scotty said:

It's just that I walked right into that, and didn't feel it till over an hour later.

So, a Pharaoh, a forum moderator and a Canuck walk into a bar. The judge calls for order and threatens to have the courtroom cleared if the audience will not stop laughing at the three stooges picking themselves up from the floor.

6 hours ago, Pharaoh RutinTutin said:

Don't beat yourself up over this.  The moderator is simply channeling Gracie Allen.

Oh dear, you feel Burns?

[Lyre 4]

On 03/06/2017 at 10:40 AM, The Old Hack said:

Oh dear, you feel Burns?

I advise against feeling Burns, you'll have Smithers all jealous.

[The Old Hack 2,448]

6 hours ago, Lyre said:

I advise against feeling Burns, you'll have Smithers all jealous.

Oh, he'll fall completely apart and turn into Smithereens. : (

[CritterKeeper 1,102]

11 hours ago, The Old Hack said:

Oh, he'll fall completely apart and turn into Smithereens. : (

Played...by....William....Shrapnel?!?

[The Old Hack 2,448]

Just now, CritterKeeper said:

Played...by....William....Shrapnel?!?

That movie would be the bomb.