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[ProfessorTomoe 1,308]

2 hours ago, The Old Hack said:

How many pins can dance on the head of an angel?

One. Those things hurt!

[CritterKeeper 1,102]

Bowling or sewing?

[The Old Hack 2,448]

3 hours ago, CritterKeeper said:

Bowling or sewing?

I dunno, but it isn't a good idea to confuse them. The last time I tried sewing with a bowling pin, it didn't work very well.

[ProfessorTomoe 1,308]

4 hours ago, The Old Hack said:

I dunno, but it isn't a good idea to confuse them. The last time I tried sewing with a bowling pin, it didn't work very well.

You should have used a sewing angel instead.

[The Old Hack 2,448]

2 hours ago, ProfessorTomoe said:

You should have used a sewing angel instead.

I couldn't, I'd misplaced my angeling rod.

[ProfessorTomoe 1,308]

9 hours ago, The Old Hack said:

I couldn't, I'd misplaced my angeling rod.

And your sense of creelality as well, it would seem.

[The Old Hack 2,448]

8 minutes ago, ProfessorTomoe said:

And your sense of creelality as well, it would seem.

Meh. An inevitable side effect of having lost touch with reality.

[CritterKeeper 1,102]

4 hours ago, The Old Hack said:

Meh. An inevitable side effect of having lost touch with reality.

Try facebook, I've gotten back in touch with a lot of old friends and acquaintances there.

[Stature 96]

Sweared off it.

[The Old Hack 2,448]

5 hours ago, CritterKeeper said:

Try facebook, I've gotten back in touch with a lot of old friends and acquaintances there.

I haven't had much luck there of late. Some paranoid people are breathing down my neck. I keep telling them that I am just an ordinary spambot and not a Russian bot, but they won't believe me.

[ProfessorTomoe 1,308]

5 hours ago, The Old Hack said:

I haven't had much luck there of late. Some paranoid people are breathing down my neck. I keep telling them that I am just an ordinary spambot and not a Russian bot, but they won't believe me.

Why would they believe someone who's lost touch with reality?

[The Old Hack 2,448]

1 minute ago, ProfessorTomoe said:

Why would they believe someone who's lost touch with reality?

Actually, I just found it again. I once more have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.

[ProfessorTomoe 1,308]

Now I'm trying to get that image out of my head.

[The Old Hack 2,448]

"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it."

[CritterKeeper 1,102]

"Reality is a crutch for people who can't deal with science fiction!"

[Scotty 1,061]

Why live in the real world when there's plenty of fantasy worlds out there?

[ProfessorTomoe 1,308]

Why live in the real world when there's plenty of fantasy worlds in here?

[The Old Hack 2,448]

6 hours ago, ProfessorTomoe said:

Why live in the real world when there's plenty of fantasy worlds in here?

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality.

Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low,
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.

[CritterKeeper 1,102]

"If Starfleet Command had wanted me to have a life, they would have issued me one!"

[Pharaoh RutinTutin 1,586]

Sign at a seafood restaurant.

Old Fishermen never die.
They just smell that way.

[The Old Hack 2,448]

1 hour ago, Pharaoh RutinTutin said:

Sign at a seafood restaurant.

Old Fishermen never die.
They just smell that way.

Someone must have read a wee bit too much of the Rime of the Ancient Mariner.

And a thousand thousand slimy things

Lived on; and so did I.

 

[Pharaoh RutinTutin 1,586]

You will not hang this Albatross around my neck.

[The Old Hack 2,448]

1 hour ago, Pharaoh RutinTutin said:

You will not hang this Albatross around my neck.

With thy crossbow thou didst shoot the albatross!

[Pharaoh RutinTutin 1,586]

9 minutes ago, The Old Hack said:

With thy crossbow thou didst shoot the albatross!

Now this is where your argument falls apparat.

I do not have a crossbow.  I have never owned or used a crossbow.  None of my neighbors in the Valley of the Kings have one of those things.  They were based on a Roman design that was not very popular in the middle east, if I am not mistaken

Please just don't ask me about my Ankhbow, or what happened to Albert Ross.

[The Old Hack 2,448]

7 minutes ago, Pharaoh RutinTutin said:

Now this is where your argument falls apparat.

No it isn't. It falls apart in that the albatross' natural habitat mostly lies on the southern half of the globe, with a few exceptions mostly in the Pacific and none of them near Egypt.