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Alright, nobody still aboard objected to this so we're gonna do it!

*aims for a dead-center jump from the ramp*

Here we go, here we go, what in the name of what I hold sacred am I doing? *notices a label that says "Pull for extra short burst of speed: Warning: Use only in dire situations!"

Ohh, see this is why I'm still undecided whether or not to name this the Grand Arseny, I saw this thingamajig from Castle of Cagliostro! This ought to be fun! *pulls*

*the Fiat suddenly gains even more speed, pushing the car to nearly half the speed of sound as it launches off the ramp*

*space is warped, and time becomes bendable as all the passengers (inside and outside) begin to experience time differently from the outside world*

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*stops playing the harpsichord*
*looks around*
Huh. Okay.
*eats a sandwich in the time it takes for the car to reach the top of its jump arc*
Are we there yet?

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And that's why I felt safer jumping from one moving vehicle to another.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna sit over here until my heart stops exploding.

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Uh, guys, help! I am heading into a no-wifi zo—

//Avatar freezes mid-air with the words "Error: Connection lost" above his head

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*spots Myran's person a few meters off to his left*

You are coming with me, coward.

*Opens door, grabs him by the legs, and pulls him inside*

Also this warp thingy is taking too long... *notices another button* I wonder what this do-

*the Fiat and all its occupants blink out of existence*

*Boaty McBoatface hits the water and starts to speed off*

*the Fiat and all its passengers blink into existence near the aft section of the ship*

I haven't seen a spectacle of sight and sound like that since the last time I watched 2001: A Space Odyssey *shivers*

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Lord almighty that was crazy *opens door and flops out of the car* I'm going to pay whoever actually knows this a fine amount of money for this vehicle and man am I tired.

*rolls his head from side to side and notices that for now, everything is calm*

All I have to wonder is what happens when you add a marshmallow monster and give it Win Energy to feed off of... hopefully it doesn't turn into a cosmic horror story straight out of Homeworld: Cataclysm.

*nobody knows what he's talking about*

It was a 3rd Universe Incarnation, year 1999 Stand-Alone expansion pack to one of the greatest RTS games ever guys; the antagonist basically a virus made from a Great Old One's farts or something... *slumps over again, looking very exhausted*

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*takes off the gloves and knee pads, and hops down from the roof of the car* Well, that was fun. We should do this more often - I haven't had that much fun since the old days of the KeenFans RP.

*sets up a hammock for Red Regent, and points Arcanimus to the other bathroom at the other end of the boat*

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Yay! I haz access to de interwebz again!

//Looks around boat

How did I get here? What did I miss?

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*puts a bubble canopy over everyone to keep them dry as the boat submerges*

*offers anti-nausea tablets to Myranuse* Here, better have one of these.

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//Kindly rejects the tablets

Thanks, but I should be fine now; there are no waves underwater.

//Ignores the fact that fate has been tempted

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Hey! Last time I checked your name wasn't 'Fate'! I'm pretty sure they won't be happy...

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