np NP, Monday October 17, 2016

[Scotty 1,061]

1 hour ago, The Old Hack said:

Don't be mean. I'm sure the French would be happy to let their guests from Moperville use some of their cheese wheels.

A great man once said:

"Cheese! For everyone!!!"

 

 

 

 

"Wait, scratch that, cheese for no one."

[The Old Hack 2,448]

9 minutes ago, Scotty said:

A great man once said:

"Cheese! For everyone!!!"

 

 

 

 

"Wait, scratch that, cheese for no one."

Look, the French aren't all that backwater. I'm sure they have a public cheese wheel transport system.

[ProfessorTomoe 1,308]

Cheese wheel keep on turnin'
Broiled chèvre keep on burnin'
Rollin'
Rollin'
Rollin' in the rennet

[mlooney 3,417]

3 hours ago, ProfessorTomoe said:

Cheese wheel keep on turnin'
Broiled chèvre keep on burnin'
Rollin'
Rollin'
Rollin' in the rennet

You just like being on The List don't you?

[ProfessorTomoe 1,308]

2 hours ago, mlooney said:

You just like being on The List don't you?

I should probably own a stake in the list.

[Scotty 1,061]

What do you call a cheese wheel with no friends?

 

Forever Provolone.

[ijuin 572]

You guys think you know all about cheese, but you don't know Monterey Jack.

[Don Edwards 548]

People who post cheesy puns are muensters.

[Scotty 1,061]

25 minutes ago, Don Edwards said:

People who post cheesy puns are muensters.

It's all gouda.

[ProfessorTomoe 1,308]

Quit moving around so much. Be Stilton.

[hkmaly 490]

1 hour ago, ijuin said:

You guys think you know all about cheese, but you don't know Monterey Jack.

Sure we know him. There was a series about him in TV.

[ijuin 572]

Funnily enough, I live only about an hour's drive away from the city of Monterey . . .

[mlooney 3,417]

/me takes names.

mlooney is peckish.  And I thought to myself, 'a little fermented curd will do the trick', so, I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles!

In this case, that means I raided the fridge.

[ProfessorTomoe 1,308]

mlooney is Pythonish.