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[Raot]

I'm new here, so i thought i would give the gift of an addicting posting game. Here is how it goes...

One person might post, "I wish i had some cupcakes"
the next person might say "Granted, but i ate them all, and they were delicious."

Another example, i might say, "i wish the next EGS comic would come soon."
the next poster might say "granted, but it is followed by a month of filler comics. "

And so on. Everyone posts a wish at the end of their "curuption" and the game continues.

I will start.
i wish i had more time.

[Youwillneverknow]

Granted, but you have to spend it as a 120 year old

iwish it never ever snowed. EVER

[Raot]

Granted, now the world is melting all because of you. what would your mother say.

i wish i had a tail.

[Youwillneverknow]

granted but its wrapped around you neck very tightly

I wish i had a cape

[Raot]

granted, but no one notices it.
i wish i had a rasberry filling.

[Maddie Mondale]

Granted, your left lower second molar is now filled with a raspberry.

I wish I wasn't flying.

[Raot]

granted, now your falling.

i wish i had less work.

[Youwillneverknow]

granted, but the lack of work causes you to atrophy

I wish i had a golden molar in my mouth

[Helseth]

Granted. It was cast for a giant and the weight of that much gold snaps your jaw and destroys your remaining teeth

I wish for a pile of gold to be deposited beside me for my own enjoyment

[Pokota]

You have a molar made of gold... and you also happen to be a Jew in Nazi Germany.

I wish I didn't have such a dark sense of humor...

[Youwillneverknow]

granted. you have a sense of houmor so white, that it can ot make fun of anything or anybody, meaning you can never joke or laugh again

I wish it was 1984

[roonstown]

... How can you ruin that which is already stupid?

I wish for no tagbacking.

[Speed]

Granted. Sadly, everybody but you and one other person leave forever. Therefore, this thread cannot go on due to your selfish rule. How could you?

((Really though, I agree.))

I wish that I could still watch a decent animated series without paying for the extra channels that I need to get them.

[Celtic Minstrel]

Granted. But now you can't get anything else besides animated series!

((Incidentally, this thread already existed in Freeform Roleplays... and frankly, I think the "no tagbacking" rule is part of the reason it died. I would support not instating that rule here.))

I wish for Telemann.

[Youwillneverknow]

Granted, but his old style music complete takes over the air ways

I wish I had a golden necklace

[Pokota]

You get a necklace of golden pearls. Unfortunately, you got it in a bathroom, and you feel compelled to bring it to Dumbledore...

I wish for Nudievision.

[frozenchicken]

Granted. Your parents then come over to visit.

I wish for a block of cheese to land on your head.

[Master Yami]

Granted. Your parents then come over to visit.

I wish for a block of cheese to land on your head.

Granted. What falls is very soft cheese that does not injure anybody. raekuul enjoys a meal with the cheese.

I wish for mobile phone reception in my black hole of an area.

[SleepyOrigami]

Granted, but you can only call Slippy from Starfox

I wish that for the next week the original Tetris A Theme music blare loudly and continuously all over the world while slowly (almost imperceptibly) increasing its pace.

[Youwillneverknow]

granted, but the annoying music causes a rash of homicides

I wish I was stronger