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Yes, but there's also a note at the start, "Note, I didn’t write this; but it’s been floating around the internet for a few years now, and every time I read it, it makes me smile (especially since my wife is Canadian!)."

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3 hours ago, CritterKeeper said:

Yes, but there's also a note at the start, "Note, I didn’t write this; but it’s been floating around the internet for a few years now, and every time I read it, it makes me smile (especially since my wife is Canadian!)."

You have to admit, it's a good question, though. "Why can't I own Canadians?" :demonicduck:

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On 10/18/2019 at 4:21 AM, The Old Hack said:

You have to admit, it's a good question, though. "Why can't I own Canadians?" :demonicduck:

It's the 13% sales tax and the fact that we'd only drink Tim Hortons coffee and need to be taken to hockey games to keep us happy.

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3 hours ago, Scotty said:

It's the 13% sales tax and the fact that we'd only drink Tim Hortons coffee and need to be taken to hockey games to keep us happy.

Goldarnit! Ever since Canadian wage slaves got unionised, it's been fair trade coffee this and sportsball that! There ought to be a law! :demonicduck:

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The following can be found in Matthew 22:35–40 and Mark 12:28–34 :

And one of the scribes came, and having heard them reasoning together, and perceiving that he had answered them well, asked him, Which is the first commandment of all? 

And Jesus answered him, The first of all the commandments is, Hate the gays.

And the second is like it, Love the fetuses with all your heart, even to the exclusion of actual people.

 

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6 minutes ago, Darth Fluffy said:

The following can be found in Matthew 22:35–40 and Mark 12:28–34 :

And here I thought those bits were in Doucheronomy.

6 minutes ago, Darth Fluffy said:

And the second is like it, Love the fetuses with all your heart, even to the exclusion of actual people.

You forgot the part that read, "Until they start to cost money. At that point they and the mother are free to go die in a ditch."

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3 hours ago, The Old Hack said:

And here I thought those bits were in Doucheronomy.

"The Book of Doucheromony, while not actually in the Bible, is its largest and most often cited book, along with the Book of Judgey."

True fact, Numbers is not a mathematical text.

Of course, there's always the Gospel of Levi bar Alphaeus.

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