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[Darth Fluffy 302]

1 hour ago, ijuin said:

More or less—compared to the time that Earth has existed, humanity’s existence is a tiny sliver of that, and what we consider to be “civilization” is less than a twentieth of that, even if we include the 2/3 of the years since the first cities that are “prehistoric” due to writing not having been invented before the third millennium BC.

Perhaps more surprising is that if the existence of the Earth is viewed as a 24 hour clock, the dinosaurs are well within the last hour. We are closer in time to T. Rex than T.Rex is to the dawn of the dinosaurs.

Worse, we were already an extinction level event in our prehistory; we are only accelerating our game, not changing it.

[Darth Fluffy 302]

I just did it, too!

[Darth Fluffy 302]

And now, for the meta comic award . . .

The comic is wrong, but it's better for being wrong.

[ProfessorTomoe 1,308]

Don't let 'em fool you about size, guys...

https://www.gocomics.com/9chickweedlane/2020/10/09

[Darth Fluffy 302]

Family legacy

[Darth Fluffy 302]

I've had job interviews like this one.

Most of the jobs I know of that are like that, you have to get voted into.

[Darth Fluffy 302]

Religion, explained.

[Darth Fluffy 302]

Seems sub-optimal.

[Darth Fluffy 302]

Ouch, that sums it up nicely. This comic hits too close to home. 

[Darth Fluffy 302]

Don't we all . . .

[Darth Fluffy 302]

The scary thing about this is that there is more than a grain of truth in it.

[Darth Fluffy 302]

Pig makes a point, sort of . . .

[ProfessorTomoe 1,308]

Ffanwnky mozm fimps. (Read on to 2/12/2021 to discover this phrase, then keep reading.)

https://www.gocomics.com/9chickweedlane/2021/02/08

[Darth Fluffy 302]

3 hours ago, ProfessorTomoe said:

Ffanwnky mozm fimps. (Read on to 2/12/2021 to discover this phrase, then keep reading.)

https://www.gocomics.com/9chickweedlane/2021/02/08

The 2/16/2021 comic claims Fuinket Moosje Fimpen is an old dialect from the Netherlands. I don't speak Danish, yet still get the gist. It has something to do with motorboats. (I eat them sometimes. Danishes, that is. Breast more often, but I'm not sure they count; chickens aren't mammals.)

Google Translate returned no results for either phrase. It appears Brooke made them up.

I'm impressed she can fit in her 8th grade uniform, although as a dancer, she would be fit.

[Darth Fluffy 302]

Well said . . .

She's technically correct, which as we know . . .

 

[ProfessorTomoe 1,308]

Sabot-age...

https://www.gocomics.com/9chickweedlane/2023/04/26

[ProfessorTomoe 1,308]

Like crap through a goose...

https://www.gocomics.com/9chickweedlane/2023/05/11

[Darth Fluffy 302]

11 hours ago, ProfessorTomoe said:

Sabot-age...

https://www.gocomics.com/9chickweedlane/2023/04/26

Viva Zapatos!

[Darth Fluffy 302]

Royalty . . .

Hobbes weighs in on evolution. Perhaps the most lucid objection, has Ken Ham beat by miles.

[Pharaoh RutinTutin 1,586]

1 hour ago, Darth Fluffy said:

Royalty . . .

The Muppets did it better in 1975

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqQ5pdPWB4k

 

[Darth Fluffy 302]

I like "Give him an inch, and he thinks he's a ruler."

[Darth Fluffy 302]

Fourth panel

Might have worked better as a Deep Thought.

 

Mother's Day

[Pharaoh RutinTutin 1,586]

1 hour ago, Darth Fluffy said:

Fourth panel

Might have worked better as a Deep Thought.

Most of my Deep Thoughts rest on the continental slope 

That was in the Mariana Trench 

[Darth Fluffy 302]

Lassie, come home!

 

[mlooney 3,417]

Just now, Darth Fluffy said:

Lassie, come home!

 

Of course it's not Timmy, he's down a well.