NP Comic for Thursday April 28, 2022

[Darth Fluffy 302]

NP Comic for Thursday April 28, 2022

Yet another group to add to the shipping chart.

[mlooney 3,417]

I'm mean it's Mall-goth Ashley with Susan, who is a cool badass, and Elliot, who is her boyfriend.  And she thought that Elliot and Susan could be a couple. Now she just adds herself to the pair.  I've said, for quite a while, that the 2nd OT3 was Ashley, Susan and Elliot.  Seems Ashley thinks the same.

[Pharaoh RutinTutin 1,586]

5 minutes ago, Darth Fluffy said:

Yet another group to add to the shipping chart.

And two day shipping* is free with EGS Prime Membership

^{*Please allow six to eight weeks for free two day shipping}

 

[Darth Fluffy 302]

2 hours ago, Pharaoh RutinTutin said:

And two day shipping* is free with EGS Prime Membership

^{*Please allow six to eight weeks for free two day shipping}

Extra charges may apply when crossing dimensions, real or imagined. Not responsible for product condition due to reality warping.

[mlooney 3,417]

I'm some what amazed at what I get "next day shipping" on.  I live in a small city in the unpopulated part of Kansas.  Of course I haven't tried ordering something cross dimension, so that might effect time.

For EGS shipping, however I tend to get same day, if not fully express.  I get the ship just about as fast as I see it...

 

[Darth Fluffy 302]

34 minutes ago, mlooney said:

Of course I haven't tried ordering something cross dimension, so that might effect time.

Yes, you might receive it before you ordered it.

[Pharaoh RutinTutin 1,586]

With this service, you can get it even if you don't want it

[Darth Fluffy 302]

19 hours ago, Pharaoh RutinTutin said:

With this service, you can get it even if you don't want it

"You can check out any time you like,

but you can never leave ..."

[mlooney 3,417]

"Hotel California" is just a bad Yelp review with a guitar solo.

[Pharaoh RutinTutin 1,586]

3 hours ago, Darth Fluffy said:

"You can check out any time you like,

but you can never leave ..."

The Hard Rock hotel in Tampa put that phrase above the door

[Darth Fluffy 302]

6 hours ago, mlooney said:

"Hotel California" is just a bad Yelp review with a guitar solo.

Hotel California    -   * 1/2

Driving in toward LA from Phoenix, and it's been a long day, I'm having trouble staying awake, I spot what appears to be a nice facility to take a break, the Hotel California. The sign out front said 'Vacancies', that was the hotel's best feature. After my overnight stay, I can see why they had so many rooms available.

My first clue about the facility was that the power was out. It must be a chronic outage, because the staff was prepared. A chamber maid guided my by candle light to my room. The staff was very pleasant, but they appeared to be out of everything. They did not even have drinks to go with the snack I ordered. And I swear I heard them trying to slaughter a pig or something in the kitchen.

I checked out the next morning, but you never really leave a place like that. Literally. I now have to get my home treated for a bedbug infestation.

I'd give them just one star, but the wannabe mariachi band was not half bad, so a star and a half.