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Story Friday February 3, 2017

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57 minutes ago, CritterKeeper said:

You and puns appear to work on the same principle as Jerry and inappropriate remarks -- what is purported to be a punishment is actually serving as an encouragement.

Only because you can't pepper spray some one over the Interwebs.

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53 minutes ago, mlooney said:

Only because you can't pepper spray some one over the Interwebs.

I've seen stranger things controlled over the internet....

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1 hour ago, CritterKeeper said:

I've seen stranger things controlled over the internet....

 Well yeah, but I would have to send a package to people for that to work.  I suspect that Homeland Security would take that as some sort terrorist action.

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4 minutes ago, mlooney said:

 Well yeah, but I would have to send a package to people for that to work.  I suspect that Homeland Security would take that as some sort terrorist action.

Just send a couple packets of black pepper with the note "Please be kind enough to throw this in own face." That should be good. :)

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14 minutes ago, Scotty said:

Just send a couple packets of black pepper with the note "Please be kind enough to throw this in own face." That should be good. :)

I remember this one time a Senator left his party to become an Independent. This caused a great many people of his former party to send him angry letters or even threats. One of these latter was a photograph with a gun aimed at the viewer's face.

This particular case turned out to be fairly easy for the involved investigative agency to solve. The idiot who sent the letter had kindly provided it with their return address.

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35 minutes ago, Scotty said:

Just send a couple packets of black pepper with the note "Please be kind enough to throw this in own face." That should be good. :)

Wrong kind of pepper for pepper spray.  I could use the crushed red pepper packages that pizza places give out with delivery to get the right sort.  Of course the Scoville scale would be way to low for "weapons grade" but close enough.  Plus chunks of stuff, any kind of stuff, in the eye isn't a good thing.

So, every body send me your snail mail address and I'll get right on this project.  I'll be telling you how many packets to toss in your face as needed.

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On 2/10/2017 at 4:16 PM, mlooney said:

So, every body send me your snail mail address and I'll get right on this project.

Will the mail come in an S-Car?

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2 hours ago, ProfessorTomoe said:

Will the mail come in an S-Car?

Maybe.

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59 minutes ago, mlooney said:
3 hours ago, ProfessorTomoe said:

Will the mail come in an S-Car?

Maybe.

It wouldn't be true to the term "snail mail" if it wasn't. :)

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