np NP, Wednesday March 30, 2016

[The Old Hack 2,448]

16 hours ago, Scotty said:

Yep Canada is sick of the world thinking of us as polite, apologetic lumberjacks.

I can't see what is wrong with that. I didn't want to be a moderator anyway. I wanted to be a lumberjack.

[Scotty 1,061]

You say that, but Canada and Denmark are currently "at war" already.

[Pharaoh RutinTutin 1,586]

Whoever "wins" Hans Island should also be required to take Moosylvania

[Scotty 1,061]

We can claim Moosylvania as a territory of Newfoundland, the Newfies can have yearly motorcycle events and drive their Cowasaki's over.

[The Old Hack 2,448]

Canada can have it. I'm scared of moose.

[Pharaoh RutinTutin 1,586]

A moose once bit my sister

[The Old Hack 2,448]

1 hour ago, Pharaoh RutinTutin said:

A moose once bit my sister

Did it die?

[Pharaoh RutinTutin 1,586]

56 minutes ago, The Old Hack said:

Did it die?

No.

Realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

[hkmaly 490]

34 minutes ago, Pharaoh RutinTutin said:

No.

Realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

... I'm not surprised it bit her.

[InfiniteRemnant 141]

Clearly Pharaoh RutinTutin seeks the Grail...