Celtic Minstrel

Come vote in the arena! We need you to cast your vote!
My Arena match index
Characters for General Roleplay Use

• Iris the Gifted mage
• Purnima, the moon mage
• Elsbet, the elf mage-queen
• Stefan OHalloran, the bard (Read his story here.)
• Sam, a martial artist
• Gragak a gremlin
• Zip, a two-tailed Unwritten kitsune.
• more may come

Please feel free to suggest a Hindu surname for Purnima. She desperately needs one. She has one now, I just need to add it to her profile or something...

Characters for the Penstrokes roleplay
(Who's Who in Penstrokes)

• Brigid - the Author of Urtosach
• Gregory - a healer and teacher of Archanon's Library
• Elenia - the High Priestess of the Main Temple in New Tara (Urtosach)
• Conrad - a mage from New Tara
• Kazuko - a martial artist from Hannika's world.

Other Characters

In the Breaking the 4th Wall roleplay, the Twin Wands are playing a fairly important role.

I created Elaina for the "Of Clockworks and Magic Obscure" roleplay, which is long dead now. I also used her in the second incarnation of the "Scorcerers" roleplay, which is also dead.

And of course there's a claximander who appeared in the Street Brawl, but I doubt we'll see him again. Or WILL we?

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Amusing Quotes
(not in chronological order)

Daracaex: ...Please don't sigquote that. The irony would be too much for the forum to take.
Farlance: Why even bother with witty sayings? It's not like someone's going to sigquote it... It's always the silly ones that get sigquoted.
Gaghskull: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Praise and rejoice my fellow fighters! A fight has finally finished thus breaking the dead spell that has plagued the exhibitions for so long. To arms! To voting!
Farlance: Hmm. I wonder what false attributes I can lay on others. Tyris manages to clock up a few, being a dead Frenchy witch... at one point.
Farlance: Hope you enjoyed my rare on-topic-ness-ish-ness, it contains the opinion of someone already having well professed to not being a drawer. After all, drawers are furniture.
roonstown: ... Because SCIENCE. There. All plot-holes solved.
BunnyThor: One of the great things about forums like this is that you get these occasional, semi-canonical glimpses at unpublished backstory. And one of the horrible things about forums like this is that you get these occasional, semi-canonical glimpses at unpublished backstory.
roonstown: You can't jump over a shark unless it is on solid ground, or you are on a jet-ski. Or water-skis. Or if you freeze the ocean, and have ice-skates. But that would be silly.
The_Kirby: I think everybody is waiting on everybody else to post.
Sir Tasnica: Azzy hasn't lost hope yet, however. In fact, she gives Reaver a hug. He is shocked.
Thom Khatt: I've always said that it's a fine line between genius and insanity. Too bad too many here use erasers...
Silver Blaze: For some reason, I read this as "Thom is confirmed", and I was like, wut? Thom actually stoops to the level of mortals and participates in a forum RP? Amazing! I must take pictures!
Yoni: Yeah, well we can bash McDonald's all we want. As long as we recognize that they can kill us at any time they want with one of their ninja-clown-frycooks. (from #TheWotch)
Tyris: Well gee, what kind of madman would expect fighting in a fight?
Reaver225: "We know you liked apple products so much we put a monitor inside your monitor so you can see what you're typing while you see what you're typing"?
Torgamous: I'm sorry, but I find it hard to believe that there would be magic in a magical girl show.
Mindmistress: ...You can stop looking at me with puppy dog eyes at any time.
Pippi: However, last night, walking home through a graveyard, I met a strange gypsy woman who sold me a Ford Festiva and then warned me that if I didn't post in this very thread today, my cat would die. Now, I don't own a cat, but the lady knew about this thread before it was even created, so she obviously had to be on to something.
Kyr: My sense of humor is twisted and non-euclidean.
Author: Bah. Back in my day, people only had one avatar! And they walked barefoot in the snow to the Arena. Uphill both ways! (from #TheWotch)
HiddenSanity: But I axed it nicely to move out of the way, so it did. (from #TheWotch)
danp: CM, you are the most Sane and insane person here. (from #TheWotch)
Chrysicat: I...intellectually I know that each of those is a word in its own right, but they make no sense when put together... (from #TheWotch)
Pvt. Jet: What the sweet Pancake Christ?? You broke TIME.
DanShive: What, you guys didn't hear music? You didn't BELIEVE hard enough! The music in that comic is like fairies from the world of Peter Pan! And now this thread... GREAT. Get clapping, everyone; it's time for some damage control.
Pippi: That reminds of those two twin Chinese necromancers, Li and Mao Wong, who were trying to make your average zombies more intelligent to produce wights. But of course it failed, because, as everyone knows, two Wongs don't make a wight.
Phil Plait: Trying to wrap my head around creationist astronomy is like trying to ride a unicycle around a Moebius strip: its off-balance, physically impossible, full of one-sided arguments, and in the end you dont go anywhere.
Barack Obama: Dont be afraid to ask questions. Dont be afraid to ask for help when you need it. I do that every day. Asking for help isnt a sign of weakness, its a sign of strength. It shows you have the courage to admit when you dont know something, and to learn something new.
Jake R: (paraphrased)

→ "God is father of us all" (bible text)
→ "I'm male" (birth certificate)
∴ "I am his son"
→ "Jesus is God's only son" (bible text)
∴ "I'm Jesus" [QED]

KoF: Fear me, for I have left! (#TheWotch quit message)
Pippi: Oh noes! I didn't think Amn't knew where you lived! Now I have to hunt down my favorite contraction and bring him to justice! Oh, the pathos!
Farlance: Just because you're insane doesn't mean you have to be DUMB! Be PSYCHO-LOGICAL! (#TheWotch topic)
Kyr: Simultaneously yes and no. It's a quantum conversation!
Crocasaurus Rex:

A problem has been detected and the Sun has been shut down to prevent damage to the solar system.
The problem seems to be caused by the following file: SAILOR_SUN_TRANSFORM.SYS
If this is the first time you've seen this stop error screen, please restart your Radiant Celestial Body. If this screen appears again, follow these steps:
Check to make sure any new Senshi are properly installed. If this is a new installation, please send a request to the Galaxy Cordon for any new Radiant Celestial Body updates you might need.
If problems continue, you are advised to disintegrate your new Senshi and reincarnate her at a later date.

Tyris: You might be surprised how surprising it isn't.
VkmSpouge: I want to lure more of Pippi's art to here, that's why I've baited my breath.
Daracaex: I dunno. I totally named my dog "Dog" in Fable II Of course, the next play-through, I named it "Cat." Maybe I'm just weird.
Kyr: Don't forget the 'P'. It's the difference between 'Pork' and 'Ork', and that kind of mistake can kill you around here.
Pippi: While Pippi has yet to ascertain the upper limits of her strength, she has at one time lifted an entire Toyota Prius (approx. 1.5 short tons) completely off the ground, tossing it about twenty feet into the path of an oncoming quadratic equation. Though an impressive display of force, the problem remained unsolved.
frozenchicken: I was gonna post how I'm too lazy to transfer my profile to the wiki and would appreciate it if someone could do that, but I couldn't be bothered. Can someone post a request for me?
Rappy: "Their god hung three days on a tree? Hah! Odin was impaled for nine days, and he lived!" (from #TheWotch)
cpux: Or maybe I just transcended the science of spelling, and now am on a plane of a higher etymology. Or I'm just a nimrod. Either way. (from #egs)
frozenchicken: Those are basically the black hole belching loudly as it chews down.
Sir Tasnica: For example, one of the battlefields might be occupied by the skeletons of a red dragon and a few adventurers, while another might contain a Really Monstrous Duck and The Czars Of Nonsensical Effluvia.
Prof_Sai: That means that there is mold growing in your art program's color picker. Dip it in a photo of bleach.
Alerane: There was no way she was going to try and karate chop a fireball, it had probably trained long and hard in a volcano since it was five.
Daniel: With the sub-zero temperatures and traveling straight into the bitter winds, she didn't feel like having to have her face amputated due to frostbite.
Lyre Harper: Hey, chill with that tar brush! It has feelings too y'know!
Zemro Shivic: The Game is actually my father. At first I had only though he perished in a war before my time, only to find out the evil force I was confronting was what my father had become. This realisation was the first step to achieving Gamevana, a place wherin I cannot lose The Game, instead projecting that loss onto those around me. (from #TheWotch)
Hidden Sanity: And you can save your pity, to be honest. Don't pity people because they're not you.
Lorne Logan: Mr. Weisskopf kinda looks like a bear with mange or something. You know, the weak, sicky bear that the other bears only keep around mainly as an alternate food source. I don't know anything about bears.
Pippi: You should know by now not to let your trout get wet. Those things'll rust up quicker than steel wool.
Hidden Sanity: Still, the question popped into my head and they have an annoying tendency to not leave until they get what they want, so I thank you for submitting to it's cruel demands so that I am no longer held hostage by it.
Leahkard: Unless she has to save the sweet gentle monster from the ravening fire-breathing princess again.

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Random Other Stuff

I have launched a webcomic, and I have an art thread on the forum (comments, compliments, and criticisms welcome!). I am also writing a story about one of my roleplaying characters.

Please add to the Wotchipedia! Especially the Cast pages. There seems to be little effort to work on this resource, and some of the articles need cleanup and stuff.

I have a few things for participants in the Breaking the 4th Wall roleplay an archive of the "New Things" meta-thread and a participant list which, providing I keep it up-to-date, will specify (to the best of my knowledge) where all the past and present participants in the roleplay are. I intend to archive the entire roleplay, but that's going to take quite awhile. Don't hold your breath!

I was hosting the Bunny Self Defence Forces wiki, but it died.

And finally: Come to The Musical Chair! It's the place for all your music needs! I wish more people would post there. (But if you don't want to, I guess that's okay. )
_{The Musical Chair}
The place for all your music needs.

Fiery pentacle courtesy of xtremepyro and resized by Tyris