Farlance

Member Since 26 Dec 2007
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There's a lot of stuff here that most people will likely never get to see... Updated 15 Aug · 1 comments

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About Me

About me? What a novel idea!

Well, about me are often other people. None of whom are me because I've never been outside myself, and therefore could not be about myself. There are also a number of interesting and mundane objects that surround me. They are always changing with the scenery, but there is always some object around me. I'm yet to experience having nothing around my person. Generally, the world is about me. Yes, The Entire World is all about me, because I'm that egotistical that the world has to be about me. So if you need any more information just look up the world for my story. Did you expect me to say something serious?

Here's a fun fact: The greatest compliment I've ever recieved is someone calling me magnificent. You don't generally get honest compliments on being magnificent, but I did. It's a good thing.
I also have written far too much garbage in 'about me' profiles elsewhere. I suppose if you really wanted to know stuff about me, you would ask, right?

Did you actually read all that? I'm so very sorry. You should be more careful next time. It's never a good idea to just blindly go reading my stuff.