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#1
TheAuldGrump 
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Posted 04 November 2009 - 11:09 AM
I started a similar thread on the older forums, and am kind o' surprised that a similar thread has not been started here, so....
The Auld Grump
The Auld Grump
Oh, soft is the pillow, all green and inviting
Sweet is the sound of a new faerie tune
But beware of the voices that call you to sleep there
That call you to dream 'neath the light of the moon....
Hmmm, the test seems to imply that I am female.
How fraught... Otherwise, I can't say as I disagree.
Sweet is the sound of a new faerie tune
But beware of the voices that call you to sleep there
That call you to dream 'neath the light of the moon....
Hmmm, the test seems to imply that I am female.
How fraught... Otherwise, I can't say as I disagree.
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Alkonium
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Posted 04 November 2009 - 06:40 PM
This is the only EGS Motivational Poster I've made. I've made other non-EGS posters, though.
"The traditional Dracula scenario is to be mesmerised by a vampire who sucks your blood for sustenance. The real life equivalent would be a handsome man seducing you while you're drunk and stealing your wallet to buy a sandwich." - Susan
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Jake R
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 12:38 PM
Mr. Own, on 05 November 2009 - 03:16 AM, said:
I love you.
SECONDED!
Alkonium, you need to get one of those internet counter buttons Mr. Own has so I can click it.
- Don't give up. Because if you do, they'll take yo' down as well.
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- It's not a bad thing to be the third wheel: tricycles nor cars can do without one. Just make sure you never, ever become the spare tire.
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- If you need some starting tips to get your slays just right, please click here.
(All quotes are my own.)
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- It's not a bad thing to be the third wheel: tricycles nor cars can do without one. Just make sure you never, ever become the spare tire.
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- If you need some starting tips to get your slays just right, please click here.
(All quotes are my own.)
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Lyre Harper
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Posted 09 November 2009 - 02:42 PM
JediMB, on 09 November 2009 - 07:05 PM, said:
[/subtle reference]
...Yeah, I'm gonna go look for my sense of humor now.
404 not found.
"You've changed so much. I guess that's what happens.
I wish you knew how much you changed me.
I wonder if I changed you, if your life is different because of me.
Because mine's different.
My God, you taught me so much, and now we don't even talk to each other.
I guess that's what happens."
# of times morphed - 157
The extraordinary thing, and nobody understands why, is that when spiders are given LSD, they make even more geometrically-perfect webs than they do in nature. It's absolutely perfect.
JediMB: Cyber Lyre came from the future to protect us from destruction.
TOH: "I can't possibly see why I should waste a good insult on an idiot like that."
Lorne: God, my brain feels like its been dropped in the deep fryer. It would taste delicious with honey mustard right now, I'd wager...
Bio|away: There's a time it wouldn't be delicious with honey mustard?
Roon: "Only my father, when faced with a fancy dress party, would go as a lamp-post."
I wish you knew how much you changed me.
I wonder if I changed you, if your life is different because of me.
Because mine's different.
My God, you taught me so much, and now we don't even talk to each other.
I guess that's what happens."
# of times morphed - 157
The extraordinary thing, and nobody understands why, is that when spiders are given LSD, they make even more geometrically-perfect webs than they do in nature. It's absolutely perfect.
JediMB: Cyber Lyre came from the future to protect us from destruction.
TOH: "I can't possibly see why I should waste a good insult on an idiot like that."
Lorne: God, my brain feels like its been dropped in the deep fryer. It would taste delicious with honey mustard right now, I'd wager...
Bio|away: There's a time it wouldn't be delicious with honey mustard?
Roon: "Only my father, when faced with a fancy dress party, would go as a lamp-post."
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Lyre Harper
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Posted 09 November 2009 - 02:54 PM
JediMB, on 09 November 2009 - 08:52 PM, said:
I see I'm not allowed to be too lazy to rehost the file. Oh well. I'll redo it later.
I don't know whether to laugh or to slap myself... thoughts?
"You've changed so much. I guess that's what happens.
I wish you knew how much you changed me.
I wonder if I changed you, if your life is different because of me.
Because mine's different.
My God, you taught me so much, and now we don't even talk to each other.
I guess that's what happens."
# of times morphed - 157
The extraordinary thing, and nobody understands why, is that when spiders are given LSD, they make even more geometrically-perfect webs than they do in nature. It's absolutely perfect.
JediMB: Cyber Lyre came from the future to protect us from destruction.
TOH: "I can't possibly see why I should waste a good insult on an idiot like that."
Lorne: God, my brain feels like its been dropped in the deep fryer. It would taste delicious with honey mustard right now, I'd wager...
Bio|away: There's a time it wouldn't be delicious with honey mustard?
Roon: "Only my father, when faced with a fancy dress party, would go as a lamp-post."
I wish you knew how much you changed me.
I wonder if I changed you, if your life is different because of me.
Because mine's different.
My God, you taught me so much, and now we don't even talk to each other.
I guess that's what happens."
# of times morphed - 157
The extraordinary thing, and nobody understands why, is that when spiders are given LSD, they make even more geometrically-perfect webs than they do in nature. It's absolutely perfect.
JediMB: Cyber Lyre came from the future to protect us from destruction.
TOH: "I can't possibly see why I should waste a good insult on an idiot like that."
Lorne: God, my brain feels like its been dropped in the deep fryer. It would taste delicious with honey mustard right now, I'd wager...
Bio|away: There's a time it wouldn't be delicious with honey mustard?
Roon: "Only my father, when faced with a fancy dress party, would go as a lamp-post."
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JediMB
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Posted 09 November 2009 - 03:00 PM
I already slapped myself across the face. But I did it wrong, so it hurt more than it should have.
Do as you wish.
Do as you wish.
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Lyre Harper
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Posted 09 November 2009 - 03:03 PM
JediMB, on 09 November 2009 - 09:00 PM, said:
I already slapped myself across the face. But I did it wrong, so it hurt more than it should have.
Do as you wish.
Do as you wish.
Ouch. *throws some paracetamol*
Might let my cat decide my fate tbh... anyways I look forward to seeing the image when it gets up on the interwebs.
"You've changed so much. I guess that's what happens.
I wish you knew how much you changed me.
I wonder if I changed you, if your life is different because of me.
Because mine's different.
My God, you taught me so much, and now we don't even talk to each other.
I guess that's what happens."
# of times morphed - 157
The extraordinary thing, and nobody understands why, is that when spiders are given LSD, they make even more geometrically-perfect webs than they do in nature. It's absolutely perfect.
JediMB: Cyber Lyre came from the future to protect us from destruction.
TOH: "I can't possibly see why I should waste a good insult on an idiot like that."
Lorne: God, my brain feels like its been dropped in the deep fryer. It would taste delicious with honey mustard right now, I'd wager...
Bio|away: There's a time it wouldn't be delicious with honey mustard?
Roon: "Only my father, when faced with a fancy dress party, would go as a lamp-post."
I wish you knew how much you changed me.
I wonder if I changed you, if your life is different because of me.
Because mine's different.
My God, you taught me so much, and now we don't even talk to each other.
I guess that's what happens."
# of times morphed - 157
The extraordinary thing, and nobody understands why, is that when spiders are given LSD, they make even more geometrically-perfect webs than they do in nature. It's absolutely perfect.
JediMB: Cyber Lyre came from the future to protect us from destruction.
TOH: "I can't possibly see why I should waste a good insult on an idiot like that."
Lorne: God, my brain feels like its been dropped in the deep fryer. It would taste delicious with honey mustard right now, I'd wager...
Bio|away: There's a time it wouldn't be delicious with honey mustard?
Roon: "Only my father, when faced with a fancy dress party, would go as a lamp-post."
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Youwillneverknow
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Posted 24 November 2009 - 07:36 PM
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CorruptDropbear
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Posted 25 November 2009 - 09:33 PM
Old ones:
Alternative Version:
Also...
Alternative Version:
Also...
We need more trainers! Are you hardcore enough for...
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Youwillneverknow
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Posted 02 December 2009 - 11:17 PM
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Dragonicsoul
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Posted 03 December 2009 - 06:21 PM
Youwillneverknow, on 03 December 2009 - 12:17 AM, said:
... YES. That is really all I have to say about this poster.
Remember...
Count the shadows.
For The Library's sake,
Count the shadows.
Ooh, Smack Jeeves acount.
Count the shadows.
For The Library's sake,
Count the shadows.
Ooh, Smack Jeeves acount.
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Jake R
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Posted 06 January 2010 - 09:32 PM
- Don't give up. Because if you do, they'll take yo' down as well.
---
- It's not a bad thing to be the third wheel: tricycles nor cars can do without one. Just make sure you never, ever become the spare tire.
---
- If you need some starting tips to get your slays just right, please click here.
(All quotes are my own.)
---
- It's not a bad thing to be the third wheel: tricycles nor cars can do without one. Just make sure you never, ever become the spare tire.
---
- If you need some starting tips to get your slays just right, please click here.
(All quotes are my own.)
#19
Youwillneverknow
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Posted 11 January 2010 - 10:35 PM
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Posted 23 January 2010 - 04:58 AM
This one is different. something about it doesn't seem right.
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then watch as the world stares in disbelief."
A Quick note to everyone, I am offline for 2 weeks at a time and sometimes more,
Please be patient if you need something from me. I'm a big fan of EGS =).
A Quick note to everyone, I am offline for 2 weeks at a time and sometimes more,
Please be patient if you need something from me. I'm a big fan of EGS =).
