Last Post Wins
'Tis a mighty burden to create the successor to one of the longest-running threads on the deceased forum, but I might be up to the commencement.
... and I'm a born-in Latter-day Saint, so naturally I don't know what my alcohol tolerance is. However, I do know what my skill at proof by induction is, namely less than I would have liked (at least at the moment), although I do get the gist.
Also, relevant:
Do I win now? Thought not.