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  1. Buying a new phone - which turns out to be an utter utter POS.

     

    Unpack the nice shiny new phone. Manage to (eventually) pry the back off to insert the battery and SIM card.

    The phone has two SIM slots.

    The SIM card I have won't go into either one, no way, nohow.

    Turn the phone on anyway, and attempt to set the local time and date.

    Adelaide - no, it doesn't know about any time zone for Adelaide (Australian Central Time - GMT+9:30). According to this thing claiming to be a phone, there is only one time zone (and one city) in Australia - Sydney, which is half an hour wrong for us.

    Turn the thing off, and try to remove the battery - bloody thing fights me even then.

    Eventually get the battery out, and pack everything away in the box.

    I'm taking it back to the store, and getting a refund.


  2. On 23/04/2016 at 7:12 AM, Pharaoh RutinTutin said:

    One of the girls on the Rowing team cries out, "what is this fly doing in the orange juice?"

    On 23/04/2016 at 8:56 AM, ProfessorTomoe said:

    :Vern walks over to the rowing team and examines the orange juice, finding a pair of very small pants floating in it:

    Vern: "Waiting to be zipped up."

    ((*applauds*))

     

    An orange-furred anthro cat walked in, stepping out of a ripple in the air that momentarily took the place of the front door.

    She stood about 5'6", and was dressed in a belt with a pouch attached, and sandals. A pendant around her neck bore the name "Keri" picked out in tiny gems.

    She looked around, and smiled. "Lovely, Just like I remember it."

    She took a seat at a nearby table, and ordered an omelette.

    ((This is a character who made her debut in the Mayhem version of the Waffle House. Keri practically inhabited the place during its run.))


  3. 3 hours ago, Pharaoh RutinTutin said:

    Thus did she leave her home and wander the electronic frontier.  Planting orchards and groves of tissue trees at every virtual village.

    So was born the legend of Jenny Tissue Seed.

    Are you sure you're not thinking of Jenny Everywhere?


  4. 14 hours ago, SeriousJupiter said:

    Yeah, that sounds about right for evil scientists. Still, I suppose it's slightly better than letting a young girl be naked all the time, even though they really should have explained it to her.

    I expect they didn't really see her as a person, much less as a "young girl".