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Someone get this comic to the North Pole, immediately. YES SANTA CLAUS, THERE IS A VIRGINIA!

I have too many old age related body aches to test this out in person. Why don't some of you youngsters get a stop watch and time yourself falling down. Do several and take an average. Fall backwards, forwards and to the side to see if it makes that much of a difference.

Should say Thursday, not Tuesday.

I kinda figured. Ah, being trans has nothing to do with medical technology. It helps, but the real issue is your identity and acceptance (or lack thereof.)

I was amused.

Appearing next, Big Bird's head on Snuffaluffagus's body.

More Kadyrovtsy fighters showing their elite marksmanship skills.

It's a little more complex than that. But not by much.

The Goodest Boy.

And she's going to add Grace, or an OC squirrel/alien to the stories. Totally original, please don't steal.

Now I wonder if the Griffins’ nation recognizes a right to bare arms.

< oblivious to the metaphor > We have not yet seen a chicken griffin, so none. We have not seen a griffin egg; we don't even know if they reproduce via eggs, although if I recall the lore correctly, they nest, so yeah, probably eggs. I think they are manufactured with guillotines and super glue. That would explain the variety. That's how I would do it, and now the neighbor is mad about her cat. Hey, she looks cute with a goose head, and I offered her the cat-goose as well. There's no pleasing some folks. They do indeed have an arms race, if they learn to make arms as babies. Then again, the humans had a head start, what with being born with arms. It's the opposable thumb technology you've really got to be concerned about. If the trash pandas ever figure that out, we'll have regular muggings taking out the garbage each evening.

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landside, No escape from reality

Huh, I thought 'I'm seeing a shrink' meant something else ...

I got a micro wave bacon dish. If I go for 2 minutes for 2 slices (cut in half so they will fit) it gives me crispy bacon, almost more than I like. At 1:30 it makes chewy bacon, but with a little more fat than I like. Need to get the timing down. Such is life, forced to experiment with bacon. It's a hard job, but someone's got to do it.

"Tanks for the memories ..."

I dunno—a Lespuko’s default form is like a hairless Mugato. Like that would stop Kirk in his prime.

But really, who hasn't had sex with an alien space monkey? James T. Kirk would have done her and her sister.

"Got the Dot!" - Explorer the Cat. "It's hard to make the dot with one hand and use the camera with the other." - The Human

Listen to it. Sounds like it could be one of Yngwie Malmsteen's slower songs. Very good.

That's why it's amusing.

"Drink your boring tea and let's go back to bed. It's too early to really be up now" - Explorer the Cat.

"Thank's for filling up the food bowl. I'm going to just hang out here for a while, then I'll go eat breakfast." - Explorer the Cat

Come see the violence inherent in the system!

I feel strangely offended by this. What, we trans people are not good enough to be oppressed?

The surest and swiftest way of eliminating someone who has too much integrity would be to disintegrate them.

Yay! Hope things keep going well. Like I've said, I pee enough as it is, I'm sorta afraid of what would happen if I took a diuretic.

Hotel California - * 1/2 Driving in toward LA from Phoenix, and it's been a long day, I'm having trouble staying awake, I spot what appears to be a nice facility to take a break, the Hotel California. The sign out front said 'Vacancies', that was the hotel's best feature. After my overnight stay, I can see why they had so many rooms available. My first clue about the facility was that the power was out. It must be a chronic outage, because the staff was prepared. A chamber maid guided my by candle light to my room. The staff was very pleasant, but they appeared to be out of everything. They did not even have drinks to go with the snack I ordered. And I swear I heard them trying to slaughter a pig or something in the kitchen. I checked out the next morning, but you never really leave a place like that. Literally. I now have to get my home treated for a bedbug infestation. I'd give them just one star, but the wannabe mariachi band was not half bad, so a star and a half.

Noted for game use.

The Dreadguard Dwight the Enforcer (of the petty rules)

Parroty error.

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Dan is really picking up the pace!

Comic for Friday April 22, 2022 No time warp today! Do they make lion-headed birds out of the spare parts?

Oh, that can be bad. But at least you didn't say your foot is shaped like a carrot. (Hoping you get at least one laugh a day.)

That sounds like you have another surgery in your future. You can't seem to get a break. And, yeah, I know you don't want a break of your leg...

"Not sure what I'm going to do this morning. Really haven't made up my mind. I suspect I'll get on the desk after awhile. Maybe get on The Human's chest." - Explorer the Cat.

"Do we really need this discussion every morning? Move your tea to the other side of the noisy thing. Simple!" - Explorer the Cat.

"Sleeping!" - Explorer the Cat.

"I'm going sit here for awhile. Don't feel like getting on the desk right now." - Explorer the Cat.

I have to say, this is a first for me, being warned about not being political enough.

"You're up early. Lets go back to bed!" - Explorer the Cat.

Hoo boy. https://news.yahoo.com/supreme-court-voted-overturn-abortion-003210049.html No more Roe v Wade. Coming soon to a SCOTUS near you.

He's saving up for a bigger truck, so he can expand the message.

Sorta political, but just weird regardless. Read the whole side of the truck. Several years old now, but still unhinged.