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Trump is only the smartest person in the room because he deliberately surrounds himself with the dumbest people he can find.

Why hasn't Tedd noticed this with the seer sense? If Ellen had known this about herself, she would have formed an 80s Hair band just to claim the image as her album cover art.

That's pretty much how I feel about it. Back in the day, I first identified as Dilbert, then wanted Dogbert's job. As the years went by, I started to identify with and use as a roll model, Wally.

“The Human isn't feeling well. I'll bet he goes back to bed after he finishs his bowl of kibble. I'll nap with him. He likes that.” - Explorer the Cat.

“The Red Dot! Yay! The Human got the red dot out, and I'm gonna get it today. Then I'll help him 'work' until it's breakfast time. After that, I'll either help him some more or take a nap.” - Explorer the Cat.

Like the way my mom claimed to be Thirty something when I hit Forty?

If you're trying to keep something secret, don't tell your young children.

Not really annoying as such, but a blast from the past. I'm getting spam in Italian again.

I made a on my bike milk run, and nothing bad happened. That 3 times in a row!

“The Human got up super early this morning. Whatever this is that he's having for breakfast smells good. I tasted it; it's too salty for me.” - Explorer the Cat. “Yes, she licked a slice of bacon. I'm still eating it.” - The Human.

“The Human got up early because he went to bed early. He is getting much more sleep now. I'm gonna sit on the desk and look heroic until it's time to go eat. After that, I'll come back and help The Human with his 'work'.” - Explorer the Cat.

Political joke. After the Trump administration abducted the President of Venezuela without a preceding declaration of war, it didn't take long for various others to decide that if the US could do that maybe they could as well. Soon, the Penguin Liberation Front of Heard and McDonald Islands saw an opportunity to strike, entered through a hole in the half-demolished White House and made off with Donald Trump. On the very next day they released a video tape stating their terms. "Attention, American tariff lovers! These are our demands! We have your president! You have 48 hours to pay us a hundred million dollars! And if you fail to meet the deadline, WE WILL RETURN HIM TO YOU!"

"The Human got their noisy thing that fits over his face working again. He got a good nights sleep, so he's feeling better. I'll stay here, hanging out until it's time for breakfast. I might spend some time in the kitchen. I think there is a mouse there, and I need to get it!" - Explorer the Cat

Senator Mike Lee of Utah has just proposed reintroducing letters of marque and reprisal so private US citizens may be empowered to go after enemies of the US. A grand return to the age of piracy on the high seas. There is no possible way this could in any form or shape go wrong! Arrrrrrr! (Someone mentioned planting something illegal on some billionaire's megayacht and using that as an excuse for seizing it, plundering it and haul it off for selling in some neutral country, and this has caused me to be on the verge of being in favour of this insane idea. Where's my One Piece pirate flag?)

Scott Adams, creator of “Dilbert,” has passed. While he ended up in the later years of his life an asshole, during the Dot Com Boom and Bust, he was a voice of, well, what passed for sanity.

Wearing a Cpap mask while sneezing and having a runny nose is suboptimal.

The US Constitution does give Congress the right to issue them. It's never been revoked.