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Indeed!

Once upon a time there was... ...a fish. And that fish was named The Win. The Win appeared once a year, to bless the person who saw it with phenomenal cosmic powers. And a mango. One year someone ate the mango. Thirty seconds later, [REDACTED] happened, and the man who ate la mango was never seen again. The next year, The Win did the Can Can for thirty minutes before slapping the next person to see it with the finger of a white glove.

Oh mah gah I found my berries

*Meatwad voice* Arise, chicken. Arise.

Squodge.

The solid gold kewpie doll

I hear if you flip the table you win the grand prize.

I miss the Mayhem crew.

I used to be so terrible in 2008-2009. God. I was just reading the Fort and it boggles my mind how much the bare-bones setting my old GUDF came from turned into the book I'm trying to write now.

Get on my level Man, OzLionHeart, remember Mayhem back in the day?

By the power of that random guy over there, I eat some queso.

I have the box set of Blood Gulch Chronicles signed by every major original cast member of Red vs Blue except for Jason Saldana and Burnie Burns. In addition, Jeremy Dooley from Achievement Hunter recognized me at PAX East this year while I was in the Rooster Teeth area (which was pretty rad, I thought), and my brother and I walked into the BCEC on Sunday at the same time as Jack Pattillo so we were BSing with him on our way down the escalator (we were staying at the same hotel as most of the RT/AH/Funhaus people (which is going to be important in a minute), and we saw Jack catching an Uber as we were in our own Uber to the con). In addition, my brother and his friend making friends with a bartender at our hotel led to them meeting Matt Peake from Funhaus and, amongst other things, bringing him up to our hotel room for a moment after they were drinking together.

Poink!

*Meatwad voice* Arise chicken, arise

I like trains.