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  2. Posted

    CM: What is one to do with such radioactive material good sir?

    *meanwhile*

    RR: ...OK that energy source should be right around... he-

    *Regent rounds a corner and spots a container with the radioactive symbol plastered next to it*

    RR: ...Ohkay, what is this?

    *points his Geiger counter towards it which goes ballistic*

    RR: Too RAD, TOO RAD... not gonna stay here... *calls up Celia* Celia update: haven't found the source of the condiment storm but I have found a containment unit of a huge amount of highly radioactive material, please advise?

    CM: Received, where is it?

    RR: About 500 meters away from your current location, down a rabbit hole about 2 kilometers deep next to some store of lasweapons from the 41st millenium, to the right of the Red Herring shantytown bar with the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, and about a stone's throw from a sewage treatment plant. Also mind the desert raiders on hoverships when you're down here. Come to think of it something's wrong here...

  3. Posted

    *CM and RR witness The LumpTM in action*

    RR:... 

    CM: Well you said you'd give me 30...

    RR: Bakit kasi ang daling hulaan? Here. *begrudgingly hands a 60*

    CM: Also what is with this odd weather? Rex,perhaps you could assist in figuring this out?

    RR: Certainly can; might take a while though... and while depending on who you ask the weather of this planet is on the fritz but not to the point where it starts raining soy sauce; and not even the good ones; try Kikoman you cheap hacks! Must be some form of weather and condiments device at work. You sit tight, I'll be back... *barges off*

    CM: I guess it's as good a time as any to ask you Prof, where did you get that Lump? And why is it loyal to you?

  4. Posted

    RR: That wasabi is strong... stronger than anything I've had the misfortune of eating. If anyone needs help tracing it you got me and Celia at your disposal.

    CM: What? Oh... oh yes we will provide any assistance we can. *continues eating*

    RR: Also I think there was an in-joke somewhere there that I didn't quite catch... oh well.

  5. Posted

    RR: I guess now would work-

    CM: INCOMIIIIIING!

    RR: But it's food so get a bag or something!

    *Regent and Celia get pelted with sushi just before Celia can get an energy shield up*

    CM: I can keep this shield up for some time so if you wish to gather food I would suggest you start now!

    *Regent gets some of the plastic bags he stores in his backpack and starts collecting the Japanese mana from heaven*

    RR: My only concern is what to do with the excess; I mean we can only eat so much of this...

    CM: I can see to that once I'm no longer preoccupied with maintaining a shield over us. Though I must admit I'm hungry. Strange it feels as if we've been stuck in the same position for literally a month...

    RR: Hunger does that to you sometimes. Wanna bite? *holds some of the sushi next to Celia*

    CM: What?

    RR: Well you are hungry, and you sound like you'd like a bite to eat, so why not have this? Already dipped it in soy sauce and everything.

    CM: *recoils slightly* What is this made of?

    RR: Fish, rice, seaweed, and some veggies; come on take a bite! You'll love it.

    CM: Alright... *takes a hesitant bite* Mmm... *takes another, more confident bite* Mmm! I think I'll have some more!

    *Celia drops the shields and starts eating some of the sushi near her, completely failing to notice that in doing so poor old Regent gets pelted with - and eventually buried by - Sushi*

    RR: HALP. I've fallen and the sticky rice on the sushi's glued me to the ground and I can't get up!

    *Celia completely ignores Regent's pleas for help and eats away until she smells the eye-watering whiff of wasabi*

    CM: Oh wow that stings my ears. Rex what is that?

    *Regent is still buried beneath a pile of foodstuff*

    CM: Rex? Where you at?

    RR: I've been under your nose for a good half hour or so...

    CM: Oh, let me get you out of there this instant!

    *Celia waves her arms into the air doing a circular motion with them and starts to dissolve into a cloud of frost, that rematerializes into a larger block of ice, from where a Dragon bursts out*

    Dragon!CM: Don't worry Rex I'm coming!

    *Celia uses her large paws to dig Regent out of the pile of sushi and brings them towards herself*

    RR: Careful! You're gonna claw me off something fierce... Oh... ohh good I'm out. *Forces himself up* Oh thanks dude you-

    *Celia has rematerialized into her human form and has started eating the pile of sushi she just scrapped into a convenient pile*

    RR: ...and people ask me why I started dating her.

  11. Posted

    There's a bit of irony to Christmas today; a lot of people have been saying that this year's Christmas season feels "the least Christmas-y ever", and yet this is the year with the most heartfelt greetings and well-wishes of all the ones I've experienced.


    Goes to show you the holiday isn't bound to the day or the reason of celebration but to the people that want to celebrate it.

    Once again, Merry Christmas to all stations. :)

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  12. Posted

    TL;DR: I'm sad because there's too much politics in all the media I consume now.

    I'm a media consumer, we all are, we have our likes and dislikes and so forth. Most of the content-creators I follow at least try to stay out of politics or if they have to deal with these issues at least approach them in a neutral perspective. The only problem is, is that with the build-up and fallout over the 2016 election (the US one) more and more of my favorite content creators have been making more and more politically charged content, which is sometimes fine, but more often than not I find myself disapproving of because they decide to paint and demonize their opponents in one way or another, or at worst create a review stating "Maybe we should consider our opponent's perspective." while still demonizing them in an act of blatant hypocrisy.

    Guys, as a foreign (to most of you) guy who is sick and tired of non-stop coverage of the election from foreign and local news and have references to it in basically any other media he consumed, I find it unbelievably tiring to find all that in the one place I never wanted to see it.

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  14. Posted

    Regent: I'd assume you should just smell it. Sushi gone bad is hard not to recoil at...

    Celia: What is this... sushi you speak of?

    Regent: Food item of Pre-Sunder Asian origin, it's either fish or vegetables wrapped in rice which is sometimes wrapped in seaweed.

    Celia: *interested* Sounds delicious! Could we perhaps have some someday?

    Regent: I don't see why not...

  15. Posted

    1 hour ago, The Old Hack said:

    You have grenades, don't you? Arm one and drop it into water. Boom. Fish killed by shockwave float to the surface.

    Regent: Gonna pass on that, it's an effective strategy for sure but waaaay too damaging to the environment.

    Celia: [muttering] You fail to mention that instance where you fished in such a manner and angered a local Aboleth and the innocent yet provoked creature switched our bodies...

    Regent: Don't remind me. Though to be fair I guess that's what you get when you go on a camping trip to "Lake Dialogo" after having relationship problems.

    Celia: I attempted to persuade you of the lake's magical properties but you did not wish to listen!

    Regent: And to be fair we still ended up talking about our problems in the end...

    Celia: ...yes I think we were both wrong and right... wait, is this that cat conundrum again?

    Regent: You mean Schrodinger? No, not quite.

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  16. Posted

    *water floods the field and brings with it a lot of eels*

    Regent: Eels... wonder if they're edible. Wish I had a fishing rod now...

    Celia: Beyond asking "Why do you wish to catch and eat these fish?" I must ask "Why do you not have a fishing rod when you carry many a wild and crazy weaponry instead?"

    Regent: I like being prepared for combat operations, not so much for hunting and fishing.

    Celia: I somehow am disbelieving in that. In any event, does anyone here have bait in their possession?

  17. Posted

    Granted. I open a portal and kick you into it, 300 style. You are now in a world where money doesn't exist; I drop a gun and a few bullets next to you and wish you good luck because this planet is what happens when master blaster is let out; sorry can't get beyond Thunderdome. WOOO

    I wish to be able to do that.

  19. Posted

    Celia: Well I have no desire of further ownership on it.

    *throws win at Arcanimus's person*

    Celia: Your problem now.

    Regent: Why'd you do that?

    Celia: You try fighting for something that hundreds of people desire at once...

    Regent: I'm talking to someone of that nature right now.

    *Celia lightly slaps Regent*

    Regent: Ow! Also if it helps I'm just here to make sure it doesn't fall into hostile hands for long...

  21. Posted

    2 hours ago, Pharaoh RutinTutin said:

    Omphaloskepsis.  Also known as Navel Contemplation.

    Regent: Oh no... [slides off into existential dread with appropriate music]

    Celia: *slaps Regent* As you would say, "snap out of it!"

    Regent: gah fahdishideh... Oh boy did i need that. I was think about that one time where I accidentally deleted gravity... I still have the nightmares.

    Celia: You have not told me of such a misadventure.

    Regent: One of those "You don't want to know" things, love. Also where have you been?

    Celia: Fighting hundreds of princesses and getting the win back. Is anyone still fighting for this?

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  24. Posted

    We considered that but since all it would do was either create a new entity called "The Synthesis" or blow up all reality, we went for the harder but safer option. Though last i checked I think my sanity took a -10, and that's bad because before that it was at 10... I'm not sure about anything anymore.

  25. Posted

    17 hours ago, Lyre said:

    Yes, I remain within the realm of the living.

     

    And I remembered to come back before the end of the year. Go me.

    Where were you anyway? Were you on some kind of crusade against some kind of evil? I was on one, we fought an enemy called "The Thesis" and after 7 months of near-constant warfare I and my two other companions slayed it with lots of stabbing and citations.

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