Arcanimus

Oh s**t not another FNAF game.

This feels like a massive red herring.

CL4PTP, or as the locals call him: Claptrap.

Eh? No, I'm playing all four instruments in a Rock Band session. I had to specially reconfigure my Steel Battalion controller for this, you know.

*turns swivel chair toward a rather large command console* *cracks knuckles* Let the games begin! *begins pushing buttons like mad*

Dexter's Laboratory

[insert long rant about the purpose of schooling not being to educate but to create a compliant workforce here]

Tingle's spare elf costumes.

Granted, but upon completion the site loses its database and is purchased by Google, only to be shelved as unprofitable. I wish for the lumps to be poke-able.

Assorted fanslations of Chinese and Korean light novels.

The cure for tinnitus.

Granted. You are now immune to the effects of caffeine. I wish for a good, strong drink.

The only language that drags other languages into a dark alley and rifles their pockets for loose syntax and spare words.

Will Smith

Darmok and Jalad. At Tanagra. Also, Temba, his arms wide.

Granted, but they're paid in monopoly money and they charge you with felony counterfeiting and fraud. I wish to be immune to the negative effects of this wish.

Alex Louis Armstrong

I mean, as long as its not 4chan i'm game.

A crop of potatoes that miraculously never rots.

Rain

Orion's Belt (The Macguffin from the original Men in Black)

Technically, Abraham is a time traveler. He can only go in one direction, but its safe to say that he's well outside his original time.

Lucy in the sky (with diamonds)

Welp. I'm on the bandwagon to believe that Pandora is the Will of Magic, or a part of it. Her previous incarnation has memories of the last system reset, and the fact that there have been no other resets since she's been in her current incarnation is just too large a coincidence to overlook for me. Granted, it's flawed, in that she supposedly was there during the "incident", but that could be a false memory planted by her previous self to cover her tracks in some kind of "I'm not allowed to know that I'm the will of magic"-type, Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya-esque plot. Or I'm overanalyzing.

This right here makes me believe even more strongly that Pandora is the will of magic. I'll expand the the theories thread.