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Pharaoh RutinTutin

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  1. Three Word Game

    removed evidence of Thomas went to school wearing his Adorable Pink Frilly Parka that was a gift from his late cousin Amelia. She acquired a quite unusual Taste in fashion. She had neon streaked hair, and many chains hanging on her neck. But Despite her excessive muscle growth, she's entirely harmless and she gladly hugs almost anyone. A long time has passed since Amelia died in a prank gone Wrong. Apparently Fireworks were installed with faulty launchers, making it rain explosions. Nowadays, she haunts a very large part of town. Paranormal investigators love to try to cajole information from people who knew Amelia years ago. At school, Thomas has problems with solving a problem involving other problems. His teachers hate his habit of nesting problems within convoluted webs of letters and numbers to process the streams of data from the latest Paraguayan economic indicators. What that even had decided be relevant, was questionable on the grounds of various things that are related to absolutiely nothing. "What are you even doing with those gigantic orange binders?" asked the floating magical girl hovering upsidedown behind The unlucky teacher. Jumping a good five meters, the former astronaut replied, "Who are you, and how did you become inverted in time?" "I am Sunny Jim." To paraphrase McCoy, "I'm a Doctor, not The Doctor." Looking far into the interstitial chronosphere for an apple fleeing from several poorly aligned sandwiches in pursuit of the lonely astronaut. A sudden burst of loud music shook the heavens and shattered walls for miles. Mr John Foster Dulles Pinkerton flew to the Moon, only to realize that the invasion had already begun during the SxSW Conference several decades ago. (Six months later...) A grand resurgence took place in my intestinal tract as many bacteria as there were stars in the recently ruptured appendix as a result of over consumption. suddenly developed sentience and began moving to Detroit. There wasn't much there. Or so it seems to Detective Baconbits Von Neuman Vandertramp III, and it soon became quite a pickle. The pickle leaped into the ominous star filled void. A vacuum cleaner removed evidence of
  2. The Association Game

    Domino
  3. Story: Wednesday, June 22, 2016

    I don't know about that. In fact, if Grace has any success with reconciliations she might go for the big one. Adrian and Pandora
  4. NP, Friday June 24, 2016

    Physics, perhaps. But not necessarily biologically accurate. Parkour runners with prehensile tails. It could be a trick or maneuver the character masters while advancing.
  5. Story: Wednesday, June 22, 2016

    It may well be Grace who decides on her own to approach Adrian Raven and propose he mediate the conflict in the Verres home.
  6. Story: Friday June 24, 2016

    Cue Tchaikovsky https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2W1Wi2U9sQ A more difficult challenge would be definitively declaring which one-shot, "slice-of-life", NP comics are canon. Right now, most of them are in the "maybe?" file. Susan expressing a slight dislike of Vampire Romance stories to Sarah is one such comic that has been confirmed. But what about Susan playing videogames with Catalina? Grace and Sarah playing videogames while Susan expresses disinterest? Or Grace attempting to get Tedd to go to bed while he tries to figure out why some parts of a rapidly growing woman's clothes don't shred as she becomes bigger than a house?
  7. Story: Wednesday, June 22, 2016

    Edward was forced into the job of professional diplomat. He and Tedd need a diplomat to take them from a point of confusion and mistrust to understanding. Hopefully Edward realizes that just like a lawyer, a diplomat probably shouldn't negotiate on his own behalf. Adrian Raven is probably the best candidate for the job.
  8. Story: Wednesday, June 22, 2016

    As much as Tedd has been hurt (however unintentionally) by his father, I suspect that Sarah might convince Tedd to talk with Edward anyway. Sarah: We need to tell your dad about what's happening. Tedd: I already told you that's not... Sarah: Tedd, that creepy magic girl from the TV gave me a Magic Mark and then warned me to NOT tell your father. She's playing games with me and I don't like it. Even with your concerns about your situation and our uncertainty about Justin's encounter, I would still be inclined to ask your dad about my own magic mark. Throw in someone spooky telling me to not do that and I certainly WILL do it!
  9. NP, Friday June 24, 2016

    Having delivered pizza for too long, I must make the following observation. While this idea sounds playable and entertaining, it is based on a faulty premise. If the pizza is delivered within a specified and relatively large window of time, then the specific time of delivery has almost no bearing on the amount the customer will tip. Most customers decide what they will tip when they are told the total. On another note (F#), is this the first time we have seen both male and female Squirrely Dan in a comic that was not specifically about transformation?
  10. NP, Monday June 20, 2016

    HAIL ERIS! ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!
  11. Pick a spell. Any spell.

    If you are trying for a super powered group, you may be tempted to emulate the Temptations.
  12. Popularity of gender flip in the general populace

    Not necessarily.
  13. Story: Wednesday, June 22, 2016

    This reminds me of a conversation from the Golden Girls Dorothy: Apartment 3G?! I haven't read that in 30 years. Blanche: Well, let me catch you up! It's later that same day...
  14. NP Friday June 17, 2016

    I know that restaurant. IF you are ever inclined to go back, just remember that what is on the buffet today was the "special" yesterday. Service is never good unless you generously tip the maître d' on the way in. And always tip sommelier before asking for the wine recommendation. Finally, if you have mallets for cracking open crab or lobster, bring them. The best meat is deep inside the mech. The image of a seared mech unfolding into wafer thin petals is a marketing myth.
  15. EGS Strip Slaying

    What The Duck...?
  16. NP, Monday June 20, 2016

    That's right. Pinball players can be wizards. Not Videogame players.
  17. NP: Wednesday, June 22, 2016

    Yes, we all know that matadors wave the red cape to excite the audience, not the bull. Banderilleros and picadores give the bull all the incentive it needs to gore humans. And a power beyond my control demands I write the following... Q. How do you keep Grace from charging? A. Take away her credit card. I now run and hide
  18. Things That Are Just Annoying

    There was a store in my hometown that frequently had "Buy one, get one free" sales. (Back before the BOGO Acronym became overused.) The problem was that the for the duration of the sale, the price of one item in the sale was usually raised to at least 150% of the normal retail price. I do not like retail games
  19. Story: Monday, June 20, 2016

    The specific books you read are almost irrelevant. The important thing is the subtext you read into the books.
  20. NP, Monday June 20, 2016

    Can playing video games help Grace build up her magic power? I don't think she uses any Uryuom power to stomp turtles...
  21. EGS Strip Slaying

    This strip lends itself to all the clichéd and irreconcilable debates of history.
  22. Things That Are Just Annoying

    They should really specify exactly what comes after the BOGO (Buy one get one free? buy one get one at a discount?) If they don't specify, it could simply mean if you buy one, you will get one. In other words, a normal purchase.
  23. The Association Game

    414 Area Code, Milwaukee
  24. What's in the Lost and Found?

    An eternal clock is in there... It's just a block on which has been painted the word "NOW".
  25. Pick a spell. Any spell.

    Modifications made via mummification can be very useful after the deceased has faced the judgement of Osiris. I am looking for an alternative that will be helpful before Anubis blocks the way back.