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Pharaoh RutinTutin

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  1. np

    Perhaps they could use a new hype man. But it does illustrate a persistent conundrum commonly found in the backstories for many tales of extraterrestrial invasion. For a society with interstellar travel capabilities, there is very little on Earth that could not be obtained or synthesized from sources elsewhere in space. That would sidestep the need for conflict with those troublesome humans in the first place. But Hollywood doesn't want to open movies with a week hype man telling the audience, "Aliens are invading Earth for reasons that don't matter to the plot of this story."
  2. Can I still use it to end the universe if I use it carefully?
  3. Perhaps they might have covered a question I've had for some time? Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?
  4. np

    There is little more frustrating when playing a game than to come up with a plan, only to the game itself keep you from even trying it. For example, there was this one old game that claimed to let you develop real estate, but all you really did was endlessly circle Atlantic City. I really think leaving Ventor Avenue undeveloped and building six houses on Marvin Gardens would be a much better option than a hotel on each. But will the zoning board even listen to my request?
  5. Don't Panic. If you can't see the monster, the monster can't see you.* *The preceding advice is not guaranteed to be effective against any monster other than the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal A rather large creature that likes to eat things. The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast is so mind-bogglingly stupid that it thinks that if you can't see it, it can't see you. Therefore, the best defense against a Bugblatter Beast is to wrap a towel around your head. http://hhgproject.org/entries/ravenousbugblatterbeast.html
  6. Only if he can be his own best friend.
  7. https://egspinups.tumblr.com/post/158754908155/single-magical-girl-tedd-one-might-assume Her eyes are too small to be a real magical girl.
  8. Didn't Michael Keaton already play that role? No, wait. That was Mr Mom. My mistake.
  9. I know the feeling. Oscar Mayer won't even read my e-mails telling them which movies should get best picture.
  10. I prefer Short Shorts.
  11. I never understood why this was a big deal. A King from Memphis is seen among the living many years after his death? Been there. Done that.
  12. Please tell me you are keeping Ms Pac-Man's theme at the top of the playlist.
  13. This sighting of the Unfortunately-Named-Cheerleader-Themed-Super-Heroine is actually the work of Pandora or Les Immortels for reasons that will be revealed later.
  14. At one time, I thought that games where the computer controlled characters would just do anything the player tells them was intended as a training exercise for military officers or royal brats. These people will do what you tell them with out complaint or thought of consequence. If you tell them to fly to the next planet, but don't tell them to get fuel first, they will end up drifting forever or crashing down halfway through launch. The way I saw it, this was to make the player realize the need to be clear with commands. It was only later that I realized that game designers were not moral authorities dispensing sage wisdom in the modern equivalent of the Aesopian fables. Will no one pick up the banner Jay Ward once carried into battle against the cultural ignorance of American youth?
  15. In more serious gnus, I finally got to see my dentist. Apparently, I did everything right. But even so, the crown could not be saved. There is just nothing there to which she can glue the old tooth. When I get back from my trip, I'll see the Oral Hershiser to get what's left of the old tooth extracted. Then my Dentist will install a bridge. And at the price she quoted, I think it's a toll bridge.