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Hotel California - * 1/2 Driving in toward LA from Phoenix, and it's been a long day, I'm having trouble staying awake, I spot what appears to be a nice facility to take a break, the Hotel California. The sign out front said 'Vacancies', that was the hotel's best feature. After my overnight stay, I can see why they had so many rooms available. My first clue about the facility was that the power was out. It must be a chronic outage, because the staff was prepared. A chamber maid guided my by candle light to my room. The staff was very pleasant, but they appeared to be out of everything. They did not even have drinks to go with the snack I ordered. And I swear I heard them trying to slaughter a pig or something in the kitchen. I checked out the next morning, but you never really leave a place like that. Literally. I now have to get my home treated for a bedbug infestation. I'd give them just one star, but the wannabe mariachi band was not half bad, so a star and a half.