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The Old Hack

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  1. Story Friday June 22, 2018

    Don't you dare use our schnapps for that, you barbarian!
  2. Story Friday June 22, 2018

    To you maybe. Me, I have a great liking for minimising my exposure to large explosions of all sorts.
  3. Planetary Beverage Container 2018

    Well, we have to show the superiority of our schnapps somehow and fewer people get killed this way.
  4. Planetary Beverage Container 2018

    Of course not. It's good stuff. It just isn't schnapps, and you can't really help that.
  5. Planetary Beverage Container 2018

    Well we have to show you guys how to drink the real stuff.
  6. Planetary Beverage Container 2018

    Oh yes. We routinely fight over much less important stuff. Like drunken Swedes in Copenhagen singing too loudly.
  7. Story Friday June 22, 2018

    I disagree. It is an excellent move against 'mere' conventional explosives. Also, remember that while the zone of total destruction of a nuke is quite large, it is not even nearly as large as the area which is still damaged but where a chance to survive exists. It is also not the worst possible move when someone opens fire on you with a rifle or pistol of some sort, depending on the situation. At least you present a much smaller target profile that way.
  8. Planetary Beverage Container 2018

    That kind of worries me. Denmark is the size of a postage stamp; how can we cover for a sixteenth of the whole world?
  9. Things That Are Just Annoying

    I remember when I visited New Jersey in 2012 during that big storm in the autumn. We had battened down the hatches and were pretty anxious at the time. The power flickered for about half a second but then we were fine. Turns out that two thirds of the town we were in lost all power and stayed without power for a week. It was two weeks before full function returned. We were just some fifty yards away from the edge of that. Talk about dodging a bullet.
  10. Changing Medications (Level of Trust Required)

    Well, it is extremely annoying that you haven't found out what causes the pain but I am also immensely relieved that your internal organs seem to be working okay. I will take that as a comfort and be grateful for it.
  11. Things that make you sad.

    My profoundest condolences to you and your family. My thoughts go out to you. *hug*
  12. This Day In History

    I never did understand how it could be a defence of marriage to outlaw specific kinds of marriages. It seems that this particular act should have been named Discrimination Against Minorities Marrying, Isolating Them.
  13. Changing Medications (Level of Trust Required)

    Understandable, Prof. But we are with you. Don't hesitate to come to us if you need to vent, or to PM me in private if you want to talk but don't feel like putting it on the forums. Let's hope it is something that is not too difficult to deal with. And take good care of yourself.
  14. This Day In History

    Just like for regular cats, except that you place the litterbox underwater.
  15. Changing Medications (Level of Trust Required)

    Feel better, Crits. We're relying on you to make this forum a better place, so we would like you to be healthy. Don't push yourself too hard, your health comes first!
  16. This Day In History

    Partly it is because Dvorak is so full of completely bughouse ideas that they tend to seek refuge with Qwerty because he at least tries to keep his friend restrained.
  17. This Day In History

    He did. He tried it. It turned into a huge mess because very frequently used keys sat right next to one another when it was done that way. As a result the type bars kept getting tangled with one another. Eventually he and his co-designers came up with the QWERTY pattern which was less prone to such tangles.
  18. Story Friday June 22, 2018

    It sounds to me like a legal g(ir)affe.
  19. EGS Strip Slaying

    Please donomn't give me that.
  20. This Day In History

    He can't possibly be any worse than Prince Charles who at one time placed first on the "List of top ten Englishmen you'd rather have be French" for three years running. That's okay. We still believe in you. It is rumoured that they have recently been offered jobs in Canada and Mexico. Something about planned wall building.
  21. NP Friday 22 June 2018

    Because George may be the one sensible person in all of the EGS-Universe? *scratches head*
  22. Story, Wednesday, Jun 20, 2018

    Sort of. They are still exactly what they used to be. They are just seen as virtuous by allegedly 'righteous Christians.'
  23. Story Monday June 18, 2018

    http://www.egscomics.com/comic/sister3-294
  24. Story, Wednesday, Jun 20, 2018

    I think that by now they have been replaced by the Seven Deadly Sins. And in the process, the Sins transmuted into virtues.
  25. Story, Wednesday, Jun 20, 2018

    Oh absolutely. The problem is that aforesaid genius is taking that seriously extremist fringe and pretending that it is our mainstream. Somewhat similar to taking me and saying all Danes are like me. This would come as a rude surprise to the rest of my countrymen.