The Old Hack

Hey guys. My quarterly notice about still being alive and kicking. I am paying attention to moderator notices and my inbox, so remember to get in touch with me through there if anything happens. I am going to the US for a month to visit a close friend who needs some assistance recovering from illness and I am cheaper than hiring a home nurse anyway. I should still be able to watch the forums, though. I hope you are all doing well ~tOH.

It's all right, we'll just ask for a new one when we have used the old one up. Oh wait.

I am very sorry but I am only a moderator, so I can't do anything about that. You'll need to get an admin to deal with it.

Just wanted to say that I am still around and regularly checking these forums to see if there are any reports or messages to me. I hope everybody is doing all right. ~tOH.

Understood. I will keep you posted. This time I am not nearly fatally ill, I hope.

To the good people of this forum, due to me being overstressed and tired, I am temporarily cutting my presence on these forums back. I am sorry. I will, however, still be paying attention to any direct messages aimed at me as well as any requests for moderator intervention. I apologise for this but I need some time with less going on. Best regards, ~tOH.

http://egscomics.com/comic/tsos-45

http://egscomics.com/comic/tsos-44

It does.

http://egscomics.com/comic/tsos-41 I feel tempted to ask Dan what he has been smoking, but...

http://egscomics.com/comic/tsos-39

Why would I do anything so moronic as that? Death is not being irresponsible. He is performing a necessary and even vital service. Or possibly a post-vital one.

They need to get hold of that Wotch woman and get her behind bars. What she does is just plain reckless and abusive.

I remember him. He was surrounded by scandals. Surely the most scandal haunted president of all time. He brought a locker room atmosphere to the Oval Office. A blemish on its reputation it may never live down. I bet he also used locker room talk, which is so unforgivable that he should have been impeached for it. Then it got worse. See? He was so unbelievably unpresidential. Surely the United States will never see a president who is more unprofessional and undisciplined than that.

I most certainly do. I have admired her ever since she stole the Mason-Dixon line. That is impressive. Especially since 1) it only appears on maps and 2) no-one can even agree on precisely where it is supposed to lie.