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  1. Things that make you go WTF

    On a mildly related note, I and my wife happened to be listening to the TV one day when the announcer informed the viewers that next up was "Law and Order: SUV." We decided that this was about a special police unit that only dealt with SUV-related crimes, and that when they finally went to trial it invariably got derailed into an argument about which model of SUV was better. "So you see, your Honor, this shows that the Ford Excursion is in all ways the inferior model, with poorer balance and underperforming engine, clearly demonstrating the guilt of the accused. The prosecution rests."
  2. Happy New Year!

    Good to hear. Feel better soon!
  3. Story December 30, 2019

    Look, it disappeared in a puff of smoke! Like magic! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT!
  4. Story, Friday, Jan 3, 2020 [Party-104]

    I hate that part of town. People are so snooty there.
  5. Happy New Year!

    So you've spent the entire year so far being sick? Oh man.
  6. Happy New Year!

    I have hereby named our new year the Year of Hindsight.
  7. Story December 30, 2019

    One exception during WW2. Due to a British bomber going astray while attempting to bombard the Gestapo headquarters in Copenhagen, it hit the famous old French school instead. The school disappeared with a bang in a puff of smoke.
  8. Friday, December 20, 2019

    Oh, that's where the torture comes in. It's amazing how efficient red hot irons are when it comes to making a person say or ask for anything at all. Just ask a number of religious inquisitions. You mean it wasn't?
  9. Happy New Year!

    Thank you. We can only strive to do better.
  10. Friday, December 20, 2019

    I reject this because this stance presupposes that it is possible to save a person against their will. I will accept the position of saving souls by convincing them that your way is better. Salvation through coercion is a malicious lie and I despise and contemn it.
  11. Friday, December 20, 2019

    I can tolerate that people hold strongly to a religious belief. I cannot and will not tolerate that they attempt to impose their religious belief on me either personally or politically. I will to the end of my life fight against attitudes so insular and so blind that they will deny me my personal identity, liberties and rights simply because my existence makes them feel uncomfortable. And since I strongly feel that this sort of oppression links together and intersects, that includes the oppression they direct towards beliefs other than their own, persons of colour and Blacks, the disabled, all other LGBTQI* people and the impoverished. That is all.
  12. Friday, December 20, 2019

    No argument there. I really think that the danger isn't as much that logic can lead you astray as it is that logic incorrectly applied can lead you astray. Extrapolation to infinity would be one example, which I admit my position above smacks of, but in this specific case logic could never lead you anywhere useful anyway given that the premise is a limited group of people attempting to impose their religion on everybody else. Separation of Church and State, what's that?
  13. Friday, December 20, 2019

    In this case it is more that I am inclined to disagree with the premise, namely that it is sinful to employ your sperm in any other way than that directly aimed at procreation. No amount of logic or absence thereof will change that. However, there are cases where it is necessary to employ logic. It can be used to demolish a hypocritical position. And fundamentalistic believers of any religion are so comfortable occupying these that I feel it is practically a public service to do so.
  14. Friday, December 20, 2019

    Pffft, they were ahead by a piddly few dozen millions each, they vanish in the overall amount inside a month. It's hard to be history's greatest monster when you are just one out of every penis haver in all of human history, which number in the billions even if you only count recent times. I'd be astounded if any of these three deviated all that much from the centre of the bell curve.
  15. NP Monday, Dec 30, 2019

    That fire doesn't look very friendly to me