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As long as Cats need humans to fold their boxes and operate their can openers, the Feline Overlords will have sufficient reason to not eliminate all the hairless bipeds (Any illusion of human dominance over this world will vanish when Cats evolve P-38 claws)

If someone asks me to help them commit major felonies, I will usually tell them no Usually Sometimes I will tell them "While I acknowledge that seeking and holding elected office can be a vital civic duty, who I vote for is none of your business"

Store brand rippled I have never been impressed with Ruffles brand They are made by Lays, but they don't taste as good as Lays Oh well, just one more place where the cheaper option really is just as good or better

Potato chips w/ French onion dip. Nothing beats the classics

Having dealt with too many "Service" personnel from various cable systems, I do not want to deal with their managers

28! points? The calculator on my Chromebook won't go that high - - - But what is the difference between a Hero form and a Villain form? Elliot did not contemplate turning into a villain, just a villain form As an example, one of my favorite super characters is Quality (later DC) Comic's Plastic Man Since his first appearance in 1941, his origin and powers have been continuously stretched and remolded, but the core of the character has remained essentially the same A petty crook gains super powers and tries to use these powers to further his criminal career. Only he discovers he has more fun and gains more satisfaction doing the good guy thing. And through it all, his appearance and personality remain essentially unchanged. Villain or Hero, Plastic Man is a goofy looking guy, the overgrown Jr High class clown, wearing a weird red suit Again, what is a Hero Form and what is a Villain Form?

At least Moperville South has multiple teachers. Unlike some fictional schools where the same teacher character ends up teaching almost every class... And yes Grace, communicating in that manner may be much more difficult than you first imagined. I, for one, am often experiencing several unrelated emotions at any given moment and I attempt to express several intentions and meaning with every statement. Of course, this also leaves my listeners struggling to understand me. But that's not so bad since I rarely understand myself anyway. Let me root, root, root for the home team. If they don't win it's a shame.

As for where Elliot and Tedd are having this confidential discussion? If it isn't in the main vault at Fort Knox, then someone unauthorized could hear them and those two are being reckless As for what to call their club? It is unfortunate that the Wand suit is only found in Tarot decks, not standard playing card decks. That would open up the club name to all kinds of puns about Wands & Clubs and have numbers and royal titles as well

Grace, while it is generally a good idea to think about what you will say before saying anything, there is a point of diminishing returns So unless you have Cicero, Churchill, Kǒng Fūzǐ & Lincoln writing your responses, better not keep Ellen hanging like that

What kind of clothes do counter tops wear? How often do counter tops need to wash their clothes? And why can't counter tops do their laundry in the same machines humans use?

Now this I understand

What about those of us who feel "loopy" every day?

Resigned Acceptance: The author enjoys video game references and will use them frequently in the NP arcs Hopeful Assessment: The author has so far avoided frequent use of video game references in the primary story comic

You never hear of the human tail bone mentioned positively. Only when it is causing or experiencing a problem. If we are not going to show a tail, why can't we just get rid of everything related to the tail altogether?

https://www.egscomics.com/comic/balance-088 Tedd, at least at some level, understands why his father and Arthur do not like or trust each other while simultaneously respecting each other If they had not been working for the Government, they would have made excellent Mob Bosses within the same organization. Neither one willing to betray or back stab the other until they were absolutely certain they would get away with it. So while not an entirely reliable ally, it is in Arthur's best interest to treat Tedd well. For now. But remember this, Tedd lived the role of "Outsider" through most of the adolescent years. Will Tedd have enough interpersonal experience and political skill to know when Arthur, or some other senior agency bureaucrat, changes their opinion of Tedd from "Valuable Tool" to "Disposable Tool"? As for neither Arthur nor Edward being arborists? Why not? Didn't Moperville earn the "Tree City USA" designation? Wasn't everyone in town indoctrinated into the Timber Cult? I hope I'm not the only survivor of growing up in that type of small Midwestern city.

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So every day is Thanksgiving to Cats?

Don't bother The last time this happened, things didn't turn out so well

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe - Carl Sagan

Are cats ever truly happy? Is there even a time when they are less grumpy?

While the details regarding the lab are likely omitted, everyone in the High School who knows of Grace is probably aware that she comes from a sheltered, probably home schooled, background. But that is too vague and Grace can not really be honest with people who don't already know. Diane is probably a relief to Grace, to have at least one more person with whom she can be honest at the school besides Nanase, Ellen, Justin & Prof Raven This would also be a contributing factor to her early enthusiasm for tricking Rhoda and Catalina into revealing their magical secrets - - - - As for blaming production delays on Holidays that are scheduled years in advance? I went to an Ash Wednesday afternoon service over a decade ago. I blamed it for being late for work that day, and I still blame it every time I'm late for something. Fifteen minutes late in February messes up the rest of your life

Congratulations Tedd As an infant you were expected to be a powerful wizard, but because it wasn't easy to see you became such a disappointment to you mother that she left you and your entire country Now the man your father respects, but does not like, tells you that he expects you to be the means of preventing the awful things he has done in the past from reoccurring in the future Meanwhile your father still does not understand, and openly disapproves of, your gender fluid identity Plus your girlfriend is proving yet again why raising children in a secret government lab may be harmful to their social development And have you really shaken the suspicion that Ellen is your fault and that Dunkle family, Elliot, and/or Ellen herself blame you for her existence? But no pressure, Tedd This interview will only influence every aspect of the rest of your life

https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/jestful-01 The start of a new NP story and it is not specifically about a Video Game It is about a live game shaped by the author's experience with Video Games . . . . So is this going to be a story about how Grace does not quite fit in with other kids? Maybe how Grace is too literal, and does not really understand communicating figuratively? Perhaps this is a story actually about Volleyball? In the 1990s there were some quite vocal critics of the direction Volleyball was taking. The Moperville School District Department of Athletic and Physical Education may be among the hold outs that still insists only the serving side can score?

Is not the house itself simply a very large box in which a cat might sits?

https://www.egscomics.com/comic/balance-086 Well, that's gonna take some of the bang out of this thread . . . . . If someone has hurt or violated the rights of another person, then the powers that be are justified in punishing the first person. At least they would want to keep tabs on that person and limit their rights But what if that person has the ability to hurt or violate the rights of another, but has not yet done so? What if that person does not yet have that ability but could develop that ability?