Cats, Dogs, Other pets.

[Darth Fluffy 302]

3 minutes ago, Pharaoh RutinTutin said:

 

Even before online ordering was possible, shopping by mail required a CAT-alogue.

 

Delivery by catapult.

[Pharaoh RutinTutin 1,586]

17 minutes ago, Darth Fluffy said:

Delivery by catapult.

 

Only at Caffa.

 

[ijuin 572]

1 hour ago, Darth Fluffy said:

Cat toy. Would this explain random purchases?

My cats like to touch the screen on my phone and it responds to them. If they knew how to read, then they would probably order a bunch of stuff for themselves.

[mlooney 3,417]

If Explorer had thumbs and/or knew how to type I'd suspect her in some of my sleep shopping events.  I'm not sure why she would want a fire extinguisher, which is the last thing I sleep bought, but hey, who knows what a cat wants. 

[mlooney 3,417]

"I'm not sure what's in this box, but I better mark it in case another cat comes into the house!" - Explorer the Cat.

 

[mlooney 3,417]

"Gonna jump up on to the desk.  Or run around like crazy, could go either way" - Explorer the Cat.

 

[Darth Fluffy 302]

Point of order, Sir. How can you tell if a cat is running around like 'crazy'? It is, after all, a cat, and from a human perspective, a good deal of cat activity appears to be crazy; what distinguishes the running around?

Counterpoint, what would it look like if said cat was running around like it was sane?

I had a pair of not quite no longer kitten siblings that would on occasion spontaneously chase each other, of course without regard for their affect on the human world around them. I'm sure it all made sense from a cat point of view. I suppose the intersection of our worlds is a thin line that involves much feeding and nuzzling and petting, but for the most part are quite skewed.

[mlooney 3,417]

34 minutes ago, Darth Fluffy said:

Point of order, Sir. How can you tell if a cat is running around like 'crazy'?

Lots of jumping around, not just blasting about.  Hiding and jumping out dust bunnies.  Bouncing off furniture.  Those are all signs of "running like crazy"

 

[Darth Fluffy 302]

5 hours ago, mlooney said:

Lots of jumping around, not just blasting about.  Hiding and jumping out dust bunnies.  Bouncing off furniture.  Those are all signs of "running like crazy"

Cat haz dain bramage, iz feechur, no bugz.

[mlooney 3,417]

2 hours ago, Darth Fluffy said:

Cat haz dain bramage, iz feechur, no bugz.

Explorer is many things, brain damaged isn't one of them.

[Pharaoh RutinTutin 1,586]

 

The Cat knows what she is doing.

The dust bunnies know what is happening.

If the human is confused, that does not make the others crazy.

 

[mlooney 3,417]

4 minutes ago, Pharaoh RutinTutin said:

 

The Cat knows what she is doing.

The dust bunnies know what is happening.

If the human is confused, that does not make the others crazy.

 

I didn't actually say that Explorer was crazy, just that she acted that way some times.

[mlooney 3,417]

"Gonna stretch out and get in The Human's lap for a bit." - Explorer the Cat.

 

[mlooney 3,417]

"Not sure I know what I want to do.  Get in The Human's lap or on the desk.  Eat some then nap, sounds good to me" - Explorer the Cat.

 

[mlooney 3,417]

"The Human is still feeling down. Purrs and cuddles is the mission of the day!" - Explorer the Cat.

[Darth Fluffy 302]

Two furry beasts!

[mlooney 3,417]

I do need to trim the beard and mustache.   Still will be furry, just not as beastly.

[mlooney 3,417]

"I need to plan my day.  The Human is up and out of bed, so I suspect I'll be in the living room soon.  Might just eat something then take a nap, the options are all open." - Explorer the Cat.

 

[Darth Fluffy 302]

I haz foen! Gunna ordr frum a maz ahn, gets moar bokses!

 

[mlooney 3,417]

Decided to get on The Human's lap

4 hours ago, mlooney said:

"I need to plan my day.  The Human is up and out of bed, so I suspect I'll be in the living room soon.  Might just eat something then take a nap, the options are all open." - Explorer the Cat.

[mlooney 3,417]

"Got the foot!" - Explorer the Cat.

 

[mlooney 3,417]

"It's a little box, but I fit, so I sit." - Explorer the Cat.

[Darth Fluffy 302]

Foot: "Nau I haz fiev"

Box: Too cute.

[mlooney 3,417]

"Need to make up my mind.  The desk or The Human's lap.  Tending towards the lap" - Explorer the Cat.

[mlooney 3,417]

"Gonna stay in here under the bed for a while.  I'll join The Human after he finish making his tea.  Maybe.  Might just chill here for a while" - Explorer the Cat.