NP Comic for Tuesday, Mar 8, 2022

[mlooney 3,417]

Here is.

While I don't have any problems with getting fat, I also haven't been able to show much muscle mass.  It's a trade off.

[ijuin 572]

Both gaining muscle and gaining fat involve consuming more calories than maintaining a lighter body mass would, so it sounds like his family are big eaters, and those who exercise put on the muscle while those who don’t exercise put on the fat.

[Darth Fluffy 302]

Maybe they're Roman Catholic. Y'know, because they have more Mass ... and Conan knows how to exorcise that fat. Out, you demons of obesity!

[mlooney 3,417]

Roman Catholics aren't the only denomination to have Mass.  They could be Anglican or Orthodox. 

[Pharaoh RutinTutin 1,586]

This reenforces the idea that Conan is related to AD Liefeld

In my own head, at least

 

[mlooney 3,417]

Being muscly isn't all that rare.  No reason to assume that Conan is related to AD Liefeld. 

[ijuin 572]

1 hour ago, mlooney said:

Roman Catholics aren't the only denomination to have Mass.  They could be Anglican or Orthodox. 

So if Protestants are Massless, then do they move at the speed of light?

[Darth Fluffy 302]

7 hours ago, ijuin said:

So if Protestants are Massless, then do they move at the speed of light?

If a protestant meets a contestant do they annihilate and release an enormous amount of energy?

[mlooney 3,417]

9 hours ago, ijuin said:

So if Protestants are Massless, then do they move at the speed of light?

Anglicans are close to being the OG Protestants.

[Darth Fluffy 302]

8 hours ago, mlooney said:

Anglicans are close to being the OG Protestants.

I knew an Anglican who always thought he was right, but he was just obtuse. He had a cute wife, and together, they were always on the level and kept it straight.

[mlooney 3,417]

/me says, that's enough.  You get a notation on your page, plus, repeating plus, a 7 pointed star done in blood red ink.

[Darth Fluffy 302]

3 hours ago, mlooney said:

/me says, that's enough.  You get a notation on your page, plus, repeating plus, a 7 pointed star done in blood red ink.

Which kind of seven pointed star? Connect every second corner, or connect every third corner?

I found out that at a blood drive you have to donate your own blood. How disappointing. There should be some credit for being a donation broker, right?

 

[ijuin 572]

20 hours ago, Darth Fluffy said:

I knew an Anglican who always thought he was right, but he was just obtuse. He had a cute wife, and together, they were always on the level and kept it straight.

Though they claim to have square roots, they are actually quite radical, and are known to employ implements of math instruction.

[mlooney 3,417]

/me:  OK, 7 pointed star for you as well.

[Darth Fluffy 302]

8 hours ago, ijuin said:

Though they claim to have square roots, they are actually quite radical, and are known to employ implements of math instruction.

When I need cube roots, I dice carrots.

 

40 minutes ago, mlooney said:

/me:  OK, 7 pointed star for you as well.

Is that what Chris Hardwick meant when he said, "Points!"

 

10 hours ago, Darth Fluffy said:

I found out that at a blood drive you have to donate your own blood. How disappointing. There should be some credit for being a donation broker, right?

"What do you mean, only a pint? I'm pretty sure he's got three liters in him."

[mlooney 3,417]

2 hours ago, Darth Fluffy said:

When I need cube roots, I dice carrots.

/me: Yeah, that gets a notation, but No Star For You this time.

[Darth Fluffy 302]

1 hour ago, mlooney said:

/me: Yeah, that gets a notation, but No Star For You this time.

Will have to work harder to earn more stars ...

 

[mlooney 3,417]

4 hours ago, Darth Fluffy said:

Will have to work harder to earn more stars ...

 

Why does that make me worry?

[Darth Fluffy 302]

7 hours ago, mlooney said:

Why does that make me worry?

You live with an adorable diminutive engine of feline destruction, and you're worried about puns? Priorities, man!

Anyway, Bobby McFerrin would like to have a word with you. Sometimes ya gotta go with Alfred E. Neuman.

 

[mlooney 3,417]

Meh.  Explorer seldom destroys anything.  And nothing worth worrying about.  See?  I can not worry about some things.