On February 20 in History:
1472 - Norway can't afford a dowry for their princess Margaret to marry the king of Scotland, so they just pawn a few of their islands. This is why folks from Orkney and Shetland are so difficult to understand.
1816 - The Rossini opera, The Barber of Seville, premiers. It is most famous today for its appearance in Bugs Bunny cartoons.
1895 - Death of Frederick Douglass. Unlike his birth date, he did not get to choose this one himself.
1933 - The people of the United States are once again legally allowed to stop pretending they don't drink.
1962 - John Glenn goes around the world three times in just under five hours. Suck it, Jules Verne.
1967 - Kurt Cobain is born. He is among the...no, Nevermind.
1971 - The U.S. emergency broadcast system is accidentally activated. Haha, how embarrassing. I bet they'll never do that again.
1985 - The people of Ireland are at last legally allowed to stop pretending they don't use birth control.