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The Old Hack
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Most likely a security screwup somewhere. These days it seems that barely a handful of months passes between instances of some big company having all their customer information stolen.
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I am not a bad guy! I do my ill-advised openings for SCIENCE!
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Maybe they'll all move to Illinois. I hear there's a good college in Indiana.
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At that the guy got lucky. I remember a story of a goo entity that got its body blown up and it got stepped on before it could find a new host.
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Not that guy again. I just had the most annoying time with him when he was trying to steal my time machine using the dumbest justification ever. He said, "It's going to belong in a museum!"
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Fair enough, fair enough. I'd just heard good things about the new plasma-armed TVs. Apparently they are so powerful that when the news cover conflict zones, they can bring the battlefield right into your living room. No no, that's the new Draculavision line from Philips. But according to all the reviews, it sucks.
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The I-Can't-Remember-Which-Thread Thread
The Old Hack replied to CritterKeeper's topic in Off Topic Discussion
His excuse is always the same. Alligators, hippos and pyramids. -
It isn't? I have been fibbed to
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Look, I've been low on ammo and I insist on making my drive-bys totally over the top with bullets going everywhere and not an intact window left in the whole block near my target. If I can't do that, it just isn't worth it.
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I thought your preferences went towards deadfalls, pit traps, huge rolling balls and ancient curses.
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Can it fire plasma beams?
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How many pins can dance on the head of an angel?
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Hey all. I've been travelling and have had SO much trouble finding time for the forums. I apologise. But I am back now and will get back in swing after I've slept some. Hope all is well. ~tOH.
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Hey all, I’ve been cut off from net access for the past few days, hence my absence for which I apologise. I will try to catch up over the next couple of days. Sorry! ~tOH.
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Telecommuting is very unpopular in the kaiju profession. Rampaging just isn't the same when you don't get to actually feel the buildings collapse around you as you smash your way downtown in rush hour.
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Darn you, Pharaoh. You never told me this. Wasn't it bad enough that your family tried to erase your auntie Hachepsut from history?
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Look, commuting is all the rage among rampaging kaiju these days. For one thing, it lets you rampage in a lot of places that otherwise wouldn't ever see a decent trail of devastation. How fair is it, I ask, that Tokyo gets to be flattened again and again but that it never happens in, say, Portland, Oregon? No. This way many different places get to benefit from kaiju-related tourism.
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They figured that if they did, someone would just raise a stink.
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The anniversary of the first meeting between Tedd and Grace will be celebrated by the main cast attending a viewing of "When Harry met Sally." Lord Tedd will celebrate the anniversary of the failure of his first Goo by sending a much more powerful Godzilla-sized uber-Goo to stomp Moperville flat. It will be stopped by the actual Godzilla who happens to be migrating past on his way to a planned rampage in Ottawa.
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Computer General Discussion and Tech Help
The Old Hack replied to ProfessorTomoe's topic in Off Topic Discussion
Or that classic line from the World of Warcraft forums, 'Rouges are overpowdered.' -
Computer General Discussion and Tech Help
The Old Hack replied to ProfessorTomoe's topic in Off Topic Discussion
That can be a problem. A wild hypotenuse is nothing to laugh at. Oh, you said anglers, not angles. Never mind then, carry on. -
Well, there was a reason that when they built the Sphinx they gave it the body of a cat rather than that of a skunk.
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Dec 30, 2017. New Student Diane.
The Old Hack replied to mlooney's topic in EGS Sketchbook Discussion
Oh. In that case he may have a personal 16-ton weight attached to his leg by means of a heavy steel chain. No, no. I insist. I won't accept his refusal. -
Give it some rum.
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In the case of the dog launcher, yes, but that is a specific subset of biowarfare that the entire category of crocodile throwers doesn't fit into. As the Pharaoh will inform you, Sobek himself strenuously objected to Set and all the other canine-headed deities monopolising the art of artillery-propelled animal warfare, stating that they were all barking.