The Old Hack

Damn. That's a lot of flying fish. And I didn't even know carps could fly. I guess that is why sharks have learned to travel by tornado, to have a shot at catching them. It's all the recent sharknadoes that got rid of them in the LA area so the skies there are clear again, then?

At the very top of mine is you getting better. Concentrate on that, old friend. All else will follow from there. I hope so, too. You have not had an easy time of it. But we can at least hope that the surgeons there show more competence and dedication than your last spine doctor did.

Prof, let me make a few things clear for you. It is NOT a matter of 'deserve' in any way or form. First, I am reading this because I want to support a friend in pain. Thus, I am doing this by choice. Next, you do not deserve this, either. Health problems happen and they are not subject to our control. And unfortunately some doctors are just not as supportive of their patients as they should be. I am very sorry to hear of your trouble with yours. I am still hoping to hear of improvement in your situation. If nothing else, your podiatrist seems competent and sensitive to your troubles. We will just have to see for the rest. Please give my regards to Mrs. Prof and tell her that we all appreciate her efforts. And take care of yourself, hard as it may be at times. This too shall pass.

That movie would be the bomb.

Gator's getting close, hasn't got me yet.

I knew it. Sarah has snapped.

Oh, he'll fall completely apart and turn into Smithereens. : (

I personally think that Sandy and Swampy are kind of unusual. In fact, they are the only heterosexuals I know of that keep themselves closeted.

We do. *sigh* Stay strong, old friend. We are rooting for you and Mrs. Prof. You might be getting some sausage in the mail sometime in the coming week. I took a peek at your wish list and saw one that looked good.

Crisis on Infinite Earths?

So, a Pharaoh, a forum moderator and a Canuck walk into a bar. The judge calls for order and threatens to have the courtroom cleared if the audience will not stop laughing at the three stooges picking themselves up from the floor. Oh dear, you feel Burns?

I see it just fine. Thanks

I assume you got that from Wepster's Dictionary?

I KNEW IT! They are deliberately keeping it secret!

This would try the patience of several saints. I really do not blame you for being unhappy. I hope we can get some good news for a change soon!

No point anyway. 'That' is only four letters so why bother copypasting it? Just type it out.

Not if she tried to lean into a wall that isn't there directly above her. She would just kind of stretch her neck that way.

Well, I bit and looked up 'time' on Urban Dictionary. *scratches head* Nothing startling there, maybe they edited it since the last time you visited?

Okay, Amazon, in its endless attempts to empty my bank account, just sent me a DVD recommendation. I don't really mind. If it looks dull, that's what I have a Delete key for. But. This particular recommendation was called Wolfblood and featured the story of some teen werewolves. Again, okay. Not my usual style though I might try it. Again, but. The category it appeared under was Documentary. DOCUMENTARY. About teen werewolves. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. Critterkeeper, do you know anything about this? Did I miss something really big in veterinary news? Or did you let goldarn Sutekh get off his leash again, Pharaoh? If I get no other explanation, I am blaming the Egyptian pantheon.

Cats are smarter than humans. They don't waste time on covfefe.

The Moderator: I do not recall us ever having run a lasting thread or series of posts with non-EGS-related slays. Also, I am uncertain as to the propriety of it. I will consider the matter but I request of posters here that they refrain from running such slays for the time being. I would rather not create either legal or any other kinds of problem for these forums should owners of other creative properties take it ill.

The trouble with cats is that they so often commit felinies.

At least try to keep it elevated. It may not be the same, but at the very least it should help or slow the swelling down.

Bah, that was the first time a travel agency tried to do the Marco Polo tours, but Alexander saw a loophole in the 'and entourage' clause and used it to bring along an entire army so of course the company went under. It didn't help that he insisted on conquering EVERY SINGLE SIGHTSEEING SPOT on the tour. It quite literally took more than a millennium to sort the legal problems out and it was even longer before the better locations worked up the nerve to sign up with the new agency again.

Now you've done it. Philip just started crying because he thinks nobody likes him.