The Old Hack

This makes me wonder what would happen if anyone broke the speed of sound underwater. Admittedly hard to do because 1) sound moves much faster underwater and 2) water resistance obviously makes it harder to accelerate to high speeds. But if it succeeded, the results ought to be spectacular.

Oh, that's normal. Norwegians have a deep seated distrust and suspicion of anything not from Norway. Naturally, any products they sell resent being removed from Norway and tend to take this out on the purchasers.

That you didn't have proper mummy bandages available?

It was one of these things that happened in occupied Denmark during WW2, giving German vehicles a little sugar rush. They even encouraged children to do it. I would be astounded if this did not also happen in other occupied countries.

They didn't land it to build you more pyramids? What sort of astronauts fly these things, anyway?

Ahhh. I am reminded of the Bad Old Days on these forums. How I do not miss them.

Once you get to several thousands like you, they do start to blur together.

Nonsense. He needs a monocle for all three eyes. Taking the old monocle gag to eleven. Or at least three.

Don't panic. Everything is okay, Barack Obama just got re-elected for a second term and I just got my top of the line iPhone 5. Time is completely okay in all ways. ...all right, why are there German troops in the streets outside and what are these old-fashioned propeller planes with swastikas doing overflying Copenhagen?

Don Edwards did it correctly, with 'Happy Berated Birthday!" >.>

*snicker*

I am going to steal a leaf from Mlooney's book and recommend this storyline from The Whiteboard. In it, Doc overdoses on caffeine and gets temporary superspeed. The comic is a lot less gentle to Doc when it comes to consequences from it.

To each their own. I usually play Sith.

Or maybe she is doing it on a case-by-case basis. Leaving the more innocuous comment threads alone and only locking them down when they get out of hand.

I have this story from a friend of mine whose father served as ground personnel in the Danish Air Force. During the Cold War, the Russians liked to send spy planes aggressively close to Danish airspace. In fact, they were not-so-borderline violating it at times. This annoyed the commander of the antiaircraft-battery station where my friend's father served to no end. One day he had had it and told all his batteries to get a target lock on the intruding plane. It left. Really, really fast. And next day the Russian embassy lodged a formal complaint. But from that day on those spy planes were a good deal more cautious about violating Danish airspace.

Bugger. Keep us posted, okay? I don't trust that damn thing. With our luck you will soon have cultists beating down the door to have their dishes done.

I was born on March 14th. Possibly because pi is needed in a lot of hacks.

So do they have Italian space ships? Fast sports models, or what? If he is playing already, I bet he has at least three or four ships for different occasions. He already does that with his cars.

Clearly Signor Mlunatico is keeping busy. Maybe you should suggest to him that he should slow down a little, try an MMO or EVE Online or something.

Moo.

You need to be careful, Pharaoh. If you keep this up, you risk getting charged with bracketeering.

http://www.egscomics.com/egsnp.php?id=588

So, still frantically trying to appease spoiled, unruly and not very bright children. The more things change...

Have they also done away with the cop? How does poor Arnold Schwarzenegger make a living these days, then?

I would call for shooting her but after her bearing twenty-three sons, that would be redundant.