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The Old Hack

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  1. Video Game Discussion 4

    Obviously. I still don't get it. It must be a flaw in my personality.
  2. Planetary Beverage Container 2018

    I know, right. I will say this for being wrapped in dusty old tinder dry bandages. It teaches you proper respect for fire.
  3. Story Friday June 15, 2018

    Eh. Frankly speaking, as far as I am concerned Magus is only a bit player.
  4. Story Friday June 15, 2018

    Too bad. I suddenly realised that it would be totally awesome if the WWF and NASCAR started to go for him. Big muscular wrestlers in muscle cars racing to catch him. It would be like the A-Team, only twice the awesome and four times the cheese.
  5. This Day In History

    And the Lion and the Unicorn were never even consulted.
  6. Planetary Beverage Container 2018

    Their loss. Things just haven't been the same down there since you quit. I will never be able to understand the reasoning behind their "Hey, let's light the library on fire" policy they established in Alexandria.
  7. Story Friday June 15, 2018

    One would hope so. I hate to think what would happen if inappropriate agencies started to meddle in this. NORAD: "Magus has registered at the Moperville Motel. Prepare ICBM launch."
  8. Planetary Beverage Container 2018

    And after all that trouble, that is when they find out it is decaf.
  9. Story Friday June 15, 2018

    NOOOOOOO! He is still out there. PHILL LIVES!!!!! (!)
  10. NP Friday, Jun 15, 2018

    This is the one I would go for as well, at least until they introduce a Jaguar one.
  11. What's the Moperville South Team Name and Mascot?

    *sigh* I am all too aware. But unfortunately I was not describing reality, merely positing what I felt would be a good method.
  12. Main Wed June 6 2018

    It is much, much easier to stampede people into running downhill than it is to lead them into climbing uphill.
  13. Video Game Discussion 4

    That's terrible. Um, what's a Fortizar?
  14. Planetary Beverage Container 2018

    Quetzalcouatl was TOTALLY off-side when he scored that goal just before the final match between the Asgard Aardvarks and the Cuzco Crusaders went to penalties. Or we would have had them, there's just no keeper to compare with Heimdall in that sort of situation.
  15. Main Wed June 6 2018

    Some nice people named Dr. Goebbels and Adolf Hitler disagreed with that. And there is unfortunately a good deal of evidence that it has some effect at least. Especially if you control a large chunk of the media or even all of it.
  16. Video Game Discussion 4

    I just don't get why people make DDoS attacks. They get to be huge dicks to people they don't even know. End of story. What an accomplishment.
  17. Story Wednesday Jun 13 2018

    High school is not quite the same as grade school, and Luke not the only name like that by far. Or even nearly the worst.
  18. Planetary Beverage Container 2018

    Hulk Hogan versus Tiger Woods, I think.
  19. What's the Moperville South Team Name and Mascot?

    That isn't an objection. It is a reasonable request for an investigation. There is an important difference.
  20. Planetary Beverage Container 2018

    The field is round, the ball is rectangular and the referee has a head full of turf.
  21. Story Wednesday Jun 13 2018

    I know. But trust me on this one. Having a name that paints a target on your back does not improve things.
  22. Friday June 8, 2018

    http://www.egscomics.com/comic/sister3-290 WE HEREBY DECLARE THE CONCLUSION JUMPING OLYMPICS OF 2018 OPENED.
  23. This Day In History

    Hey! I'd say the rest of the Universe probably appreciates that. Do you know Miranda?
  24. What's the Moperville South Team Name and Mascot?

    Then there isn't general consent, and you don't do it. No problem. Then those objections should be ignored. In fact, all objections not from group B should be ignored.
  25. Anyone recognise this?

    Maybe it is "Now you know how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood."?