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If that was the case, PBS would have used Snuffy as a cautionary tale on the dangers of poor dental hygiene

Are you saying Tears for Fears lied to me? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGCdLKXNF3w

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Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Next time, can we arrange for a portal and rendezvous location that is out in the open, in broad daylight, with easily identifiable landmarks? And here he comes to save the day, almost. The valiant hero who arrives after the fighting is over. I think is what you see if you land on your head falling down stairs while carrying deserts about ten times https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LShUR4baH4A

I have something against humans in general. I also have something against most humans individually. But you will rarely catch me attacking humans on sight

That's decent imagination for a figment of someone else's imagination

As a human who lives within an hour's drive of the coast, let me say this We must love and appreciate all the creatures of the oceans EXCEPT GULLS Those flying sea rats must be avoided and/or eliminated at all costs. Thank You This message is brought to you by the Sharks Aren't So Bad Society

You don't suppose Liam's ancestor was the one who slayed the last Tyrant Lizard King? No? Then perhaps the ancestral Griffin was the one who leapt from the box to the stage shouting 'Sic Semper Tyrannis"? And just how rude can a guard be that it requires a preemptive assurance of reprimand?

So Disney dared to criticize Florida's "Don't Say Gay" law and Florida revoked Disney's special administrative status When Walt Disney conceived the Florida Project, he and his enchanted lawyers convinced the Florida Government that it would be in the best interest for all concerned that Disney itself should be in control of what are normally municipal powers in the area that was being developed. This was not unlike any number of industrial and mining company towns that were much more common in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. Was this plan the best idea available? A convenient means to an end? Or a long term plan by industry to usurp legitimate government authority? There are many opinions on that matter . . . While this plan was passed, there were more than a few who objected to the concept. But Disney was so well liked by the voters, and provided such a large employment and revenue source for the state that serious changes to it were never enacted Until Now By speaking against a law that was was the darling child of a conservative legislature elected by a conservative voting block, the conservative leadership were able to paint Disney as something other than the family friendly business that brought Florida a lot of money but rather as outsider liberal elitists who dare to bite the hand that feeds them Would the state government have eventually found a way to revoke the special administrative powers of Disney even if it were not for this? Eventually. But the fact that this was over a heavy handed political manipulation of issues that had slipped out of the grip of traditional conservative leadership some time ago is particularly disturbing However, that is not what the government should find concerning When many business begin, relocate or expand it is not uncommon for a government to offer special considerations to encourage the businesses location choice. Infrastructure improvements like roads and utilities, Waivers of certain code and zoning issues. Or outright tax credits. The difference these can make to the business can have a significant influence of where and when to build, if at all. But the composition of legislatures can and does change every few years, and if a business finds itself disagreeing with the current powers that be in the state house, do they need to worry about having their government safety net pulled? This is at least one serious issue for a business to consider before moving or expanding to Florida

Ashley, Your imagined scene is almost there Just give Tedd a thicker version of his dad's mustache and add a smooth jazz sax to the background You'll have your friends in a 70's adult film before you know it

We really do need a name for this hawk kitty So Grace is near the limit of her ability, and Elliot's ability or willingness to resume the powered form may be in question . . . If this next unknown visitor proves to be an immediate threat, this party may be coming to an end

My dad had bad leg cramps near the end. His doctor recomended tonic water (the bitter stuff w/ quinine) And no, he did not suggest gin & tonic. Just the water

This means our resident wizard in residence is going back to magic school At the least, he now needs to put in more time on the practice range than he has in years because even his abilities have been affected by the non-change-change - - - - Could the Limp spell be enchanted on a mattress and cast on a person trying to sleep who can not get comfortable through normal means?

Please! Such language is uncalled for

Ah yes, the enigmatic Red Dot. One of only a few species humans did not drive to extinction in the wild, but cats are determined to erradicate in captivity

Until Dan resumes colouring the daily strips, Elliot is stuck seeing every thing in black & white

This would make far too much sense as a Rhoda based dream

I just had a vision of Tedd as Dr Bunsen Honeydew and Sarah as Beaker What could possibly go wrong?

"There is a fine line between a hero and a fool . . . . " Unfortunately, we all know far too many people who are on one side of that line and we never get to see those on the other

First, can this NP comic please be declared cannon? Besides, hasn't it already been established that Susan's hair is actually a sentient being with mind control powers?

Not to sound like a broken record <click> a broken record <click> a broken record <click> a broken record <click> a broken record <click> a broken record <click> SCRRRRRRAAAATCHH! But, has anyone yet contacted Arthur?

https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/assorted2022a10 Amazing how you can clearly say what is in the package, and people will still be surprised & offended

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