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Pharaoh RutinTutin

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  1. Cats, Dogs, Other pets.

    Don't let the programming and marketing people find out If they know that felines are part of the audience, they will produce shows and commercials for them How annoying will that "Meow, meow, meow, meow" jingle be when they no longer include subtitles?
  2. Cats, Dogs, Other pets.

    Humans spend hours intensely staring at boxes of flashing lights I'm sure cats are just as confused by our behavior as we are by theirs Or they would be if they actually cared about what humans do
  3. NP Saturday, July 17 2021

    I must agree with Tedd Nudity leaves me cold . . . . I'll be here all week Tip your servers Try the fish
  4. Cats, Dogs, Other pets.

    There is a cat in a box The rest of the universe is just detail
  5. Story Wednesday July 14, 2021

    https://www.egscomics.com/comic/balance-042 No doubt about it, Susan is cool But a random observer may perceive her as cold And it seems that several Immortals, as well as the Will of Magic itself, are about as random as can be imagined Even a little Ice Magic could save several people in danger of heat stroke during a Midwest Heat Wave And the Ice Witch will be humanity's champion and emissary when our new Penguin Overlords march north to claim their rightful place over human government
  6. What Are You Listening To?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep9fG_ji7T8 Joyeux Quatorze Juillet Bonne fête nationale!
  7. NP Comic for Tuesday, Jul 13, 2021

    Actually, One Punch Man is a title for a guy (like me) who only knows one recipe for the Punch Bowl One of sour Two of sweet Three of strong Four of weak Chill it with a block of ice Serve to all with nutmeg spice
  8. Does anyone else feel something is missing?

    There are a lot of dangling plot threads in EGS. This we all know. After dealing with gods and monsters, the kids are actually acting like kids. Doing things that only seem like a good idea south of thirty. Their can't-fail plans for Rhoda and Catalina will either go by quickly, or become bogged down with minutiae. Either way, the jump to the next part of the story will be abrupt.
  9. Comic for Monday, Jul 12, 2021

    I'm a 54 year olde male and it left me cold Disney wouldn't make a feature mostly about Olaf. Or Sebastian. Or Lady Kluck. Or Mr Potato Head. Or Mater. Or Grumpy. Or the March Hare. Or any of the other supporting characters I usually find more interesting than their protagonists.
  10. Comic for Monday, Jul 12, 2021

    Susan is not ice She is the stream that looks calm but is actually quite powerful and is always one degree above freezing
  11. Things That Are Just Annoying

    Christmas in July, although it began in irony and silliness, is now celebrated for the purest of all reasons in North America Marketing With no big North American holidays between the first weekend in July and the first weekend in September, America's retailers need something to generate sales of seasonal merchandise
  12. Things That Are Just Annoying

    Listening to the "Christmas in July" seasonal music channel on cable and I think I hear a young Michael Jackson singing John Lennon's Happy Xmas (War Is Over) This seemed odd to me because if it was Michael Jackson, it would have been his voice from about the time John & Yoko released the original. Maybe even before. Turned out it was a Celine Dion cover This annoys me because apparently my hearing has deteriorated to the point that I can not distinguish between the biggest pop star of my childhood and a diva who sank on the Titanic
  13. NP Saturday, July 10 2021

    Unlocking Goose Form may elevate a PC above Boss Level But you should still refrain from Goosing your boss
  14. Story: Friday, July 9, 2021

    No, if Elliot were to be a dog... He would be that big cartoon sheep dog with the floppy hair who treats fighting the wolf as job and holds no ill will toward his enemy off the clock
  15. NP Thursday, July 8 2021

    The worst part is that before that show, Springer was a legitimate politician and journalist, eventually becoming Mayor of Cincinnati, OH. As for describing that show? I think Weird Al did it best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbfiEfVfo4M
  16. Story Wednesday July 07, 2021

    https://www.egscomics.com/comic/balance-039 Of course Sarah likes Pineapple on Pizza Everyone likes Pineapple on Pizza Unless they don't Beware people who REALLY do not like pineapple on pizza. That kind of person might just throw a couch at you if you even suggest putting pineapple on pizza. - - - - - As for the plan? You want them to reveal secrets to you before asking them to keep even bigger secrets? Yes, I'm sure that will go well
  17. NP Thursday, July 8 2021

    Not at all Leathernecks and the UDT are human and will eventually run out of ammunition Also, if you do manage to defeat a goose in combat, it can be delicious Most humans, even those prepared by the Navy, do not have good taste (If a true majority of humans had good taste, would there have EVER been a Real Housewives show?)
  18. NP Thursday, July 8 2021

    By what collective name is a swimming group of Geese known? Wikipaedia, you are leaving us hanging And by water, land, or air, Geese can be very nasty
  19. Story Wednesday July 07, 2021

    Trouble with that analogy is that our crew is not officially in the government's alphabet soup Yet They actually think they can support Rhoda & Cat without involving the feds I'd say something about the best laid plans, but this does not qualify
  20. The Weather.

    Not much impact near me after all Even the Sunshine Skyway (I 275 over the mouth of Tampa Bay) stayed open through the whole thing, and they close that for any stiff breeze As a precaution, I spent the night in the clubhouse of my park There is nothing like a good night's sleep on the floor of the laundry And I had nothing like a good night's sleep on the floor of the laundry
  21. NP Tuesday, July 6, 2021

    Do you not understand the addictive and evil nature of internet compulsions? Thank You Björk
  22. The Weather.

    Elsa is approaching my home on the Manatee River at the mouth of Tampa Bay And any good Disney fan should know that Elsa is a name for a Winter storm, NOT a TROPICAL Storm Edited: The link to the National Weather Service Map updated and was no longer relevant to my situation
  23. Story: Monday, July 5, 2021

    Just a minuet... Susan & Elliot are in the Dunkel's guest room where they record their movie reviews... Unless I have forgotten something important, when the Reviews started, there was a fair amount of speculation as to where these two were recording those shows and we never had official conformation of any specific location Now we get this information as a background note? Little more than an asterisk? I feel cheated
  24. NP Tuesday, July 6, 2021

    Have we, the readers of the EGS:NP Comic, been collectively goosed?
  25. Story: Monday, July 5, 2021

    Jinkies! Susan as Velma? No, I just can't see it In fact, except for Grace being both Shaggy and Scooby, I don't think any of the regular Mystery Machine passengers are close parallels to anyone in the Moperville crew Of course, now that I've said that, Dan will have Akiko develop into the next Scrappy