What's in the Lost and Found?

[Arcanimus 31]

47 minutes ago, partner555 said:

Why would anyone bring them along?

They wouldn't. Kitchen sinks are the last thing anyone would consider bringing. They're the afterthought that nobody bothers to remember.

[Myranuse 5]

7 hours ago, partner555 said:

Why would anyone bring them along?

Because the kitchen sink trumps rock (washes it down the drain), paper (water+paper) and scissors (water rusts the scissors)

[OzLionHeart 3]

They don't bring them along because they don't have space to pack them, after they've packed everything else.

[Myranuse 5]

Meh, I've got a bag with contained emptiness to store just about anything, including a house. But that would not work, 'cause houses are heavy. Who knew.

[InfiniteRemnant 141]

80s Anime of debatable quality

[Pharaoh RutinTutin 1,586]

1 hour ago, Myranuse said:

houses are heavy. Who knew

Turtles and Snails.
That is why they tend to move slowly.

Anyway, recently turned into the Lost & Found is a map to a city where you have never before been but will soon be compelled to visit,  The map is out of date, inaccurate, damaged, and largely illegible.  But whoever holds it will believe it despite all evidence to the contrary.

[Myranuse 5]

13 minutes ago, Pharaoh RutinTutin said:

Anyway, recently turned into the Lost & Found is a map to a city where you have never before been but will soon be compelled to visit,  The map is out of date, inaccurate, damaged, and largely illegible.  But whoever holds it will believe it despite all evidence to the contrary.

 

So, the Idiot Ball, but in map form?

[Arcanimus 31]

The entire archive of the SCP initiative.

[partner555 170]

Spacebattles forums. I'm spending a whole lot of time there. And it all started entirely because my favourite fanfic is proofread there.

[Stature 96]

My experience on Diplomacy, the game.

[Arcanimus 31]

A crop of potatoes that miraculously never rots.

[InfiniteRemnant 141]

the secret to reviving dead forum games

[Arcanimus 31]

Darmok and Jalad. At Tanagra.

Also, Temba, his arms wide.

[ProfessorTomoe 1,308]

The upper-range of my hearing response.

[Arcanimus 31]

The cure for tinnitus.

[Pharaoh RutinTutin 1,586]

The collar for Rin Tin Tin

[Arcanimus 31]

Tingle's spare elf costumes.

[InfiniteRemnant 141]

That biohazard bin full of gloopy bits that clipped through the floor while playing viscera Cleanup Detail.

[Scotty 1,061]

8 hours ago, InfiniteRemnant said:

That biohazard bin full of gloopy bits that clipped through the floor while playing viscera Cleanup Detail.

I've never played that game, but I've seen plenty of livestreams of it to know exactly what you're talking about.

[Arcanimus 31]

Michael Jackson, pre-whitening.

[InfiniteRemnant 141]

every idiot ball, plot coupon, and big red button ever written.

[Arcanimus 31]

The Great Untouchable MacGuffin, passed down through the Armstrong family line for generations.

[Pharaoh RutinTutin 1,586]

Red Herring on an Egg MacGuffin.

[partner555 170]

Sadistic writers for a given show, hyping up something and not fulfilling fan expectations after hyping them up.

[Arcanimus 31]

Joss Whedon.