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[Stature 96]

Do not go for poop flavor, it will be much worse

[Lyre 4]

It's a different kind of acid.

 

On a different note, having blood taken from your wrist hurts like all 'ell. Mine is tender and my head's still spinny.

[ProfessorTomoe 1,308]

1 hour ago, Lyre said:

On a different note, having blood taken from your wrist hurts like all 'ell. Mine is tender and my head's still spinny.

Word of warning: if you ever hear a doctor order someone to take arterial blood from you, RUN LIKE HELL IF YOU CAN. One of the worst pains I've ever felt in my life.

[Arcanimus 31]

3 hours ago, ProfessorTomoe said:

Word of warning: if you ever hear a doctor order someone to take arterial blood from you, RUN LIKE HELL IF YOU CAN. One of the worst pains I've ever felt in my life.

I've had this done multiple times and it hurt no more or less than having blood drawn normally, although that may just be 'cause I'm unreasonably good at tuning out pain.

*shrugs*

[Stature 96]

I would have just made a silly face and cringe like I saw a video that is trying to ruin my dignity.

*stuck shrugging* Halp.

[Arcanimus 31]

*puts a Zoot Suit coat on Stature*

[ProfessorTomoe 1,308]

3 hours ago, Arcanimus said:

Zoot Suit

I love that movie. Especially the soundtrack.

[Lyre 4]

On 10 May 2016 at 11:35 AM, ProfessorTomoe said:

Word of warning: if you ever hear a doctor order someone to take arterial blood from you, RUN LIKE HELL IF YOU CAN. One of the worst pains I've ever felt in my life.

Good to know.

On 10 May 2016 at 3:28 PM, Arcanimus said:

I've had this done multiple times and it hurt no more or less than having blood drawn normally, although that may just be 'cause I'm unreasonably good at tuning out pain.

*shrugs*

Lucky. I've been desensitised by braces, but that pain tolerance doesn't transfer from mouth to arm. Sadly.

[CritterKeeper 1,102]

1 hour ago, Lyre said:

Lucky. I've been desensitised by braces, but that pain tolerance doesn't transfer from mouth to arm. Sadly.

Isn't it amazing how much pain some orthodontists expect us to tolerate, especially little kids?  They split the symphysis in the roof of my mouth, put spikes on the inside to train me not to tongue-thrust, all sorts of evil things.  Perhaps the real reason they prefer to do such work on us when we're young is that grown-ups would never put up with it!

[Lyre 4]

On 12/05/2016 at 11:53 AM, CritterKeeper said:

Isn't it amazing how much pain some orthodontists expect us to tolerate, especially little kids?  They split the symphysis in the roof of my mouth, put spikes on the inside to train me not to tongue-thrust, all sorts of evil things.  Perhaps the real reason they prefer to do such work on us when we're young is that grown-ups would never put up with it!

Wasn't exactly little kid, but I do see what you mean.

The worst I had was a tooth that needed to be twisted around 90°, that was an experience.

 

[Arcanimus 31]

On 5/16/2016 at 5:43 PM, Lyre said:

Wasn't exactly little kid, but I do see what you mean.

The worst I had was a tooth that needed to be twisted around 90°, that was an experience.

 

Was your dentist M. Night Shamylan? 'Cause that's one heck of a twist.

[InfiniteRemnant 141]

And now for something completely different!

*covers you in tribbles*

[Arcanimus 31]

*tosses out a Random Grenade*
*All of the tribbles merge into a gigantic tentacle creature with hundreds of eyes*

Well, crap. That's not much better.

[InfiniteRemnant 141]

And here I thought I was through fighting tentacled monstrosities years ago...

*sigh*

...Where are Ed 'n Roady when I need em? I'll be right back...

[Arcanimus 31]

Uh... I don't think you're fighting this one.

*the tentacle creature nods, and then speaks*
"That's right. Staring contest. You and me, right now."

[Pharaoh RutinTutin 1,586]

2 hours ago, Arcanimus said:

*the tentacle creature nods, and then speaks*
"That's right. Staring contest. You and me, right now."

FOUL
Most Tentacle creatures are aquatic and do not have eyelids.

[Arcanimus 31]

15 minutes ago, Pharaoh RutinTutin said:

FOUL
Most Tentacle creatures are aquatic and do not have eyelids.

So we'll have to make it fair by playing with distraction rules. The first to look away loses. Oh, and squid forms for everyone.

[ProfessorTomoe 1,308]

/* ProfessorTomoe's squid form maintains a dark shadow around its eyes and mantle as his tentacles assume the form of Cthulhu and begin destroying everything within reach */

[Arcanimus 31]

*quietly prepares to announce all the extreme distractions from the impending staring contest, tentacles cupped into a megaphone*
*is also slightly bioluminescing a faint shade of blue* 

[Lyre 4]

Ehhh, I'd rather not.

Flying tops all

[Stature 96]

*whacks a tennis racket to knock down incoming flyers*

[Arcanimus 31]

At least we're not all Sqid.
*shudders*

[InfiniteRemnant 141]

speaking of cephalopods...

*tosses a purple splat roller to arcanimus, while waving his own teal one* C'mon!

[Stature 96]

Mmm... purple and tan colored candy-coated chocolates

[InfiniteRemnant 141]

I shal nom all the foods and chase random things around your livingroom at 3 am!