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If I told you why Would you tell me where I could get a hat like that?

The desert was served at a July Fourth fundraiser for the Washington Monument. As a precaution, political fundraiser dinners no longer feature "fresh" foods. Only greasy, salty, heavily processed, and over cooked lumps of almost organic material.

I thought Nanase had been avoiding the Verres house mostly as a mental health self defense maneuver.

Lord Tedd will be back in the story any day now...

Or maybe this is an Oliver Twist scenario?

Only if you are what you eat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoPR88koEIw Yup

Ok, who gave Elliot self awareness and initiative? And where was it when he was dating Nanase and Sarah?

https://egscomics.com/egsnp/pizza-07 So is it now time for the big transformation scene? In EGS, changing attitudes can be a more amazing accomplishment than changing physical form. But a change in body is easier to illustrate than a change in mind.

https://egscomics.com/egsnp/pizza-06 Do not let Largepizza's Pawn distract you with evidence, Kitty. It is so much easier to maintain righteous indignation when you have no idea what you are talking about. Easier still if you have no idea what "righteous indignation" actually may be.

Almost as cool as starting a conversation with a random Griffin who shows up in Gym Class.

Ok, we are all taught that global empires with spheres of influence over puppet states fighting proxy wars is a bad thing. However... When the Aliens do show up in Lunar orbit, isn't it much more convenient to deal with a committee of half a dozen world powers rather than let all two hundred UN members talk the visitors to death by debating minutiae in the General Assembly?

Yep We are independent now because the Brits would never take us back.

Remember The Stone of Scone is a traditional artifact of Scottish Coronation. A Scone of Stone is a traditional artifact of British Cuisine

It had to be shown

Ashley helped Liz quit smoking? When was this? Is Liz the Smokey Wizard who was spooked by Grace?

When I was in first grade, I received a cook book which included a "Pizza" recipe that consisted of English Muffins, Ketchup, and Sliced Hot Dogs. Now back when I worked at a Pizza place, we experimented with a Chicken Cordon Bleu Pizza, that was chicken and ham on the crust then covered with Bleu Cheese dressing off the salad bar instead of regular Pizza sauce. The manager and I and several others liked it, but there was no way we could make it for sale. Bleu Cheese baked in the Pizza oven was a remarkable experience in Funk, and I don't mean Soul Train. Forgot to add... As for Ketchup being a disappointment? A few years ago, I tried a Hot Sauce produced in Jacksonville, FL that I thought had a nearly perfect blend of sweet and heat. It wasn't until much later that I discovered that the primary ingredient was Ketchup, with Datil Peppers and Worcestershire Sauce added. If just a little tinkering can turn crimson spackling compound into a remarkable sauce, why do the big condiment companies leave us with bottles of bland?

Why am I having Michael Jackson-Pepsi commercial flashbacks?

Hit the wrong button

Did we ever find out what happened to that guy after the ambulance drove away?

Yesterday on my way home from work, I noticed a catamaran yacht anchored near the bridge, This is absolutely not unusual. Anyone who lives close enough to a coast to be pestered by seagulls will occasionally see a nice boat. So why did it seem noteworthy as I drove by? Why does the memory stick out in my head like the buoy marking a crab trap?

Now that Elliot is becoming more comfortable with the Super stuff, maybe he will be able to develop a "Lying Elliot" secret ID. Warning. Many people who learn how to lie find themselves unable to stop lying. Trust Me

The Secret of Pizza is not protected by an Italian mafia. Heirs to the Monaghan and Ilitch fortunes keep the secret of Pizza locked in a vault in the salt mines under Detroit. If that information ever got out, people would learn how Pizza is really supposed to taste and that would destroy the fast food Pizza industry.

https://egscomics.com/egsnp/pizza-03 Oh, the desire to hear the sincere plea of a genuine complaint, find a solution, and make the world better for everyone. That desire lasts about halfway through the second complaint you hear in any job.

How does one know what is sufficient unless one occasionally ventures beyond the sufficient into the excessive? That is to say, how can you know how much acting is enough unless and until you overact?