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Of course not. They were chickens.

I still think Napoleon added those.

The classic Hollywood mummy was a well dressed munster acting alone. This was not to cut wardrobe & makeup costs. Egyptian royals were ( in theory ) absolute monarchs in life. They don't cooperate well in death.

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Will Ellen be required to run another game at Salty Crackers? If Edward brought the game, it could be the US Military Zombie Appocolypse plan.

Thanks to the mouse, we know how Dwarves look when swinging picks in a mine where a million diamonds shine. The appearances of the other character classes in that situation is still a mater of speculation. And I don't think today's strip settles the issue.

"Why meet at a restaurant" is a question someone might have asked. Midichlorians are an answer to a question no one asked.

Lavender is a bread-stealing ninja. Grace is a pirate. EGS will finally bring us the long awaited epic Pirates vs Ninja story arc.

A little slack in the mummy wrap please. We had only just discovered the concept of humor. The cultural sophistication to judge if a joke was good or bad was not developed until the Ptolemlooneyic dynasty.

The US version of Sesame Street, while not truly bilingual, had a notable Spanish language presence. While I did not understand what was being said in Spanish, it did seem to amuse the characters in the show. What I want to know is if the Jokes in Spanish were as bad as the Jokes in English?

What? There are parties that are not that way?

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This tech was adapted for civilian use by the pizza industrial complex.

Remeber how US television covered the Olympics before the internet and 24 hour news & sports chanels? It is no longer possible to pretend that an event on a sunny afternoon in Spain or Korea is happening live in the Eastern US time zone durring Prime Time. Edward, you can no longer decide when or if esoteric information reaches Tedd. By the way, have you mentioned that Tedd's mother is a deadly Muenster hunter yet? Thankfully, it appears Lavender is ready and willing to offer opposing points of view.

The last threshold I broke was actually due to termite damage.

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http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff300/fv00275.htm If Captain Sam can name his ship "The Savage Chicken" then our plucky band of adventurers can have a Chicken Mascot

So how will Rich fulfill his Sacred Quest?

I think it has been established beyond a doubtable reason that, while Edward has good intentions regarding Tedd, the execution of these intentions has often missed the mark. Why would Edward not want Lavender to mention her gratitude for Tedd's development of Uryuom tech? Is Tedd unaware that this work has been beneficial to Uryuoms other than William and Gillian? is Edward afraid any praise could trigger another round of Inflated-Ego Tedd? Has Edward become, despite his own power and accomplishments, jealous of and/or threatened by Tedd's successes and developing abilities? Are there political issues, normally hidden from the public, that would scare Tedd and the other Mopervillians away from spooky government work? Even though withholding a genuinely felt sentiment of gratitude from Tedd is probably wrong, I want to know more about Edward's reasoning to understand how wrong it may be.

https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/wie-148 Me: How would that have gone if I'd just posted what I thought of Today's comic? Ellen: Not Well.

https://www.egscomics.com/comic/layers-018 So many questions. So easily overwhelmed, distracted & intimidated.

Had to reread that. Thought your mage was attempting to unlock secrets of the Onion Ring.

What a fowl fate.

The ability to mod video games is a qualifying skill to reverse engineer alien magic-tech? Does dropping my Magnivox Oddesy II on the floor and breaking open the case count for anything?

That would be Cardinal Sanders.