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Pharaoh RutinTutin

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  1. This Day In History

    Let's hope Lucas or Disney or whoever holds the copyright will relent and release it by the fiftieth anniversary Han should have been flying a Slick vehicle like The Jefferson Starship.
  2. NP Friday, Nov 15, 2019

    Way back in the day, when party lines and live telephone operators were still a thing, it was a crime to use offensive language on the phone Making an obscene phone call could get you disconnected, fined, arrested, or worse... Strange, it doesn't seem so long ago...
  3. Friday, November 15, 2019

    Providing people with their own lifetime supply of Ham and Bacon seems like Empowering to me... And yes, it would be a lifetime supply Any attempt to remove the meat would end the lifetime
  4. NP Friday, Nov 15, 2019

    So if you produce a physical duplicate of yourself Dress (or fail to dress) said duplicate in an indecent manner Take the duplicate to the roof of a tall building Push the duplicate off that building Now, did you Commit homicide? Commit suicide? Or... Make an obscene clone fall?
  5. NP Monday November 11, 2019

    Some people just don't see the humor in rein-car-nation
  6. Friday, November 15, 2019

    Breaking bones makes them stronger when they heal We could probably all stand to have our brains broken once in a while
  7. Friday, November 15, 2019

    Now The Party Begins... The door knob is set a little high. Normally, a door knob is set a little below center. At or below waist level on an adult human. Admittedly, there are exceptions. One of the most common exceptions being when an old door is repositioned into a new location and is set in place "upside-down" relative to how it was formerly positioned. It has already been established that, before Grace moved in, everyone in the Verres household tended to be on the short side If there are any more Pig transformation references in this story, I'll expect Circe herself to show up Hmm, what if a newly awakened Immortal happened to hear a group of (by her standards) weak magic users talking about Pig Transformations and decided it would be fun to play the role of a Modern Circe?
  8. NP Wednesday November 13, 2019

    http://egscomics.com/egsnp/parable-033 So spend a small fortune on potions with unpredictable effects... Or wear a nice hat But that's just off the top of my head
  9. Wednesday, November 13, 2019

    Technically speaking, it is not "OK" to be a pedophile The difficulty is that senior management was firmly divided into two camps Camp 1 found the concept so horrific that they would not believe that the problem existed Camp 2 was compromised in their ability to administrate by being involved in their own scandals
  10. This Day In History

    But you can't spell ENGLAND without DANE Well, all you would have is NGL, and that just doesn't seem like a good name for any place outside Wales
  11. Wednesday, November 13, 2019

    Safe Hex/Wandom only rates a WARNING!? /me is disappointing Me Back in the day, that would have earned Me a nuclear response from /me I wander if we collectively have slacked off too much in our punning duties allowing /me to build up an unhealthy tolerance for the art?
  12. Wednesday, November 13, 2019

    Tedd, you are deliberately making underpowered wands This may be acceptable for training and demonstration purposes, but where are the overpowered wands? No Ashley, you probably won't "accidentally" transform someone It requires a lot of deliberate effort to accidentally enchant another human And is Google Translate good enough? If Tedd is going to become a Priest, it would be advisable to actually learn Latin
  13. NP Monday November 11, 2019

    but No one can talk to a horse, of course That is, of course, unless the horse... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GAbc5uQXJo
  14. Story Monday, Nov 11, 2019

    Interesting hypothesis, Tedd Now how do you go about testing said hypothesis? I suppose human experimentation in the FBI's Paranormal division is just as much as a bureaucratic nightmare as medical experiments at the University Unless... Tedd, can you enchant forms?
  15. Friday, November 8, 2019

    A big problem is when memory or imagination fills in details that aren't actually there
  16. Last Post Wins

    The Games Area forum now has over Three Thousand posts This is the least active of all the EGS related forums in the 910CMX Community And yet it alone has Ten Times the number of posts in al the non-EGS related forums in 910CMX combined To think that the play ground of our Moperville Adjacent community is busier than their main streets by a full metric prefix Over three kilo posts vs three hecto posts Have we crushed our enemies? Do we see them driven before us? Can we hear the lamentations of their women?
  17. Friday, November 8, 2019

    There is a legend involving Christopher Columbus and like many Columbus legends I would advise a healthy dose of skepticism even though it makes a good story It seems that just before Columbus reached shore, several Caribbean natives spotted the ships and told others in their community But when the others reached the shore, several (especially some of the older people) could not see the ships at all even though they were looking right at them The large European ships were so unlike anything they had ever seen in the ocean that they could not comprehend what was coming
  18. What Are You Ingesting?

    Danish Bananas? Can't the Danes let Iceland have anything as their own? https://satwcomic.com/never-say-never
  19. NP Friday November 08, 2019

    https://egscomics.com/egsnp/parable-031 "Grab Bag" is the least interesting game on the carnival midway Yet it somehow works as the business model for potion sales? But I can overlook that because the commentary has confirmed that "chickenification" is a confirmed video game maneuver
  20. Friday, November 8, 2019

    Considering that an extremely nasty campaign will most likely be the dominating story, I am not looking forward to the vision of 2020
  21. Friday, November 8, 2019

    As for Tedd "Suddenly" needing glasses? When I was in High School, I was diagnosed as being slightly nearsighted. Very slightly. I did not need glasses. It stayed that way until I was well over forty Then one day, I could no longer read menus in dark restaurants and the computer screens gave me headaches at work The change from not needing glasses to needing glasses can be very sudden As I write this, I am reminded about a story my dad told about when he was working as a meat cutter in his 30s One day, he was looking at the band saw and there were two blades where there was supposed to be one His doctor told him that the problem was he had blue eyes One blew one way and one blew the other Again, it is not uncommon to get along just fine without glasses until you simply can not
  22. NP Friday November 08, 2019

    This is one of the oldest game traps I think the Boss Circe would pull this stunt on the original Odyssey system
  23. Monday, November 4, 2019

    Which makes the tragic back story even more tragic Also more back (no idea what that should mean)
  24. Friday, November 8, 2019

    For a long time, the wearing of glasses was a convenient clue to let us know Tedd was in "Mad Scientist" mode The foundation of all I know and believe to be true is built upon rocks that are eroding away
  25. Monday, October 28, 2019

    Is there any consensus as to what rank or title Maid Marian actually held? As for Alice? It can be difficult to assert your claim to be a Princess while the Queen is actively attempting to take your head