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[HarJIT 97]

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Edited August 3, 2016 by HarJIT

[Stature 96]

Oh look, a HTML 8-Ball

[ProfessorTomoe 1,308]

/* subtracts 3 and comes up with an HTML5-ball */

[OzLionHeart 3]

*chalks a cue, lines up the shot, and sinks the HTML-5 ball in the corner pocket*

[Arcanimus 31]

*chucks a bunch of magic cue balls onto the table*

We're changing games. This is now ping pong, and multiball is now active.

[Scotty 1,061]

::Places various bricks on the table:: It's now Arkanoid!

[InfiniteRemnant 141]

*Yawns and stretches*

that was a good na-... what? 

What??

Did i miss something while i was asleep? why are you staring at me like that?

[OzLionHeart 3]

You spontaneously turned into a marshmallow about two pages back.

Otherwise, no, you didn't miss anything important.

[Red Regent 63]

Yeah, not really. You turned to a Marshmallow, a few of us were watching your marshmallow self consume the win, and the win got hit by a sentient boat.

Speaking of... 

*finds a random Fiat 500 Abath*

Maintaining pursuit!

*commandeers aforementioned car and takes off after Boaty McBoatface in it while playing ridiculous music*

[Arcanimus 31]

Great choice of musical accompaniment.

*plays along on a harpsichord, albeit terribly off-key*

[Zorua 124]

Needs more kazoo.

 

[Stature 96]

And a bit of didgeridoo.

[ProfessorTomoe 1,308]

... and some Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

[Zorua 124]

Jinkies.

[Red Regent 63]

*Drives at break-neck speed*
*hears bad harpsichord playing*
...the world is that noise... 
*hears didgeridoo*
...abwha?
*someone says "Scooby-Dooby-Doo!"*
...OK, what?
*hears someone say "Jinkies!"*

OK that's-

*sees Arcanimus, Zorua, Stature, and Prof. Tomoe's persons somehow crammed into the back seats*

*exasperated* HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?! THIS CAR IS BARELY MEANT FOR MORE THAN 5 PEOPLE, AND SOMEHOW YOU'VE STUFFED YOURSELVES INTO THIS MICROSCOPIC VEHICULAR SPACE LIKE SARDINES IN A CAN! I WAS NOT MADE AWARE, THAT THIS VEHICLE WAS DIRECTLY LINKED TO A HAMMERSPACE LOCATION! WOAH-*barely avoids boulder*

Well, I'm glad this thing still handles relatively well all things considered. Also, Zorua, pleased to meet you again... sort off... I know you from somewhere but I can't quite tell from where. Oh... where's Leslie et al? And please don't bring them inside, we're already cramped as it IS- *barely avoids another boulder*

[OzLionHeart 3]

*A voice is heard from the roof of the car*

"I dunno about Al, or Leslie, but I'm right here."

[Red Regent 63]

*perplexed*

*lowers window and hands OzLion's person a pair of high adhesive gloves, and matching pair of equally adhesive knee pads*

If you insist on staying up there I would suggest you at least wear these, where we're going you're gonna want to stick around.

[Zorua 124]

Wait, since when was I in the car? Help! I've been kitnapped!

5 hours ago, Red Regent said:

Well, I'm glad this thing still handles relatively well all things considered. Also, Zorua, pleased to meet you again... sort off... I know you from somewhere but I can't quite tell from where. Oh... where's Leslie et al? And please don't bring them inside, we're already cramped as it IS- *barely avoids another boulder*

I remember. We met in the old forum's intro threads. You gave me a "summon intergalactic fleet to glass the place" button. I don't have it anymore--nobody has any of their old intro thread stuff; they went bye bye in the Crash. And then we took over this thread's predecessor for a month or two RP-ing about space stuff. As for Leslie and co., I'm kinda going through a nearly two-year-long writer's block slash procrastination slash motivation deficiency right now, so they haven'd done anything period in a while. Need to work on that. I also doubt I'm gonna do any RP-type stuff on the new forums, so they're not likely to show up here.

"Says you. Get in." *Leslie pulls up in a flying DeLorean*

[ProfessorTomoe 1,308]

/* PlotHole opens */

Michael J. Fox falls out of the PlotHole.

/* PlotHole closes */

[OzLionHeart 3]

Heh, "stick around". That's a good one.

*dons the gloves, and wears the knee pads like sandals, car-surfing on the roof*

[Arcanimus 31]

*rummages around in my pockets for a moment, before handing OzLionHeart a pair of goggles*

[Stature 96]

If those are hypno-goggles, then I am out.

[Arcanimus 31]

Nah, they're 4-D goggles. They let you see what happened seventeen minutes ago.

[OzLionHeart 3]

*accepts the goggles* So, if I put them on backwards, can I see seventeen minutes into the future?

[Red Regent 63]

*sees the DeLorean off to his side*

Well aren't you a sight for sore eyes? *salutes*

Fam, let me get the sun-roof down for you. *sunroof opens, allowing him to slip out while Oz continues to surf the car topside*

*Michael J Fox plop in from an interdimentional PlotHole on the shotgun seat, whom, after initial their initial confusion, spots the flying DeLorean to his left*

...you're not going to sue, are you? Wait, yours time-traveled, theirs is just flying... so does that mean...

*attention snaps back on to the ensuing chase as he spots the rogue porpoising boat falling in the general direction of the coastline about 5 kilometers (or ~3 miles for you Imperial folk) away*

Well as evidenced by our suing content creator next to us I can basically rename this car the PlotMobile for how it's been doing all of this... so I wonder if...

*spots a conveniently placed ramp*

...people aboard this car speak your mind in the next few seconds because I am TOTALLY going to jump that ramp if nobody objects!

Addendum: Question, which is a better name for a plot-convenient hokey little car like what we have right now? The Plotmobile or the Grand Arseny? (A reference to Arsene Lupin, both the first and the third)