Deep Thoughts

[Darth Fluffy 302]

4 hours ago, mlooney said:

But the 2nd mouse gets the cheese.

The first penguin is the one that gets pushed in, to see if there is danger lurking.

[The Old Hack 2,448]

The early iceberg gets the Titanic.

[Pharaoh RutinTutin 1,586]

Two wrongs may not make a right, but three rights make a left turn.

 

[Darth Fluffy 302]

How come it's 'A penny for your thoughts', but it's 'putting in my two cents'? Is someone making a penny off of this?

[mlooney 3,417]

Round off the fractional pennies and send them to a secret account!

[ProfessorTomoe 1,308]

18 minutes ago, mlooney said:

Round off the fractional pennies and send them to a secret account!

That's what got Richard Pryor in trouble in one of the Superman movies.

[mlooney 3,417]

 

isn't also part of the plot of Office Space?

[Darth Fluffy 302]

1 hour ago, mlooney said:

 

isn't also part of the plot of Office Space?

Yes, and it is too successful to hide.

[ProfessorTomoe 1,308]

What did the drummer name his twin girls?

Anna One, Anna Two

[mlooney 3,417]

2 minutes ago, ProfessorTomoe said:

What did the drummer name his twin girls?

Anna One, Anna Two

/me you and the unnamed drummer get a star on your page.

[The Old Hack 2,448]

On a related note:

Two drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff.

Bah dum tish.

[Darth Fluffy 302]

28 minutes ago, ProfessorTomoe said:

What did the drummer name his twin girls?

Anna One, Anna Two

That is as bad as me naming my two boys Pete and Repeat.

[mlooney 3,417]

[ProfessorTomoe 1,308]

The first rule of European Fight Club is, for God's Sake, please don't tell Germany.

[mlooney 3,417]

2 hours ago, ProfessorTomoe said:

The first rule of European Fight Club is, for God's Sake, please don't tell Germany.

[Darth Fluffy 302]

We live in interesting times.

[mlooney 3,417]

5 hours ago, Darth Fluffy said:

We live in interesting times.

And that's not always a good thing.

[Darth Fluffy 302]

8 hours ago, mlooney said:

And that's not always a good thing.

It is allegedly a curse.

I do like that he wants it in writing, like that's going to help. Hmm, we could have a Kursk rematch . . .

[mlooney 3,417]

2 hours ago, Darth Fluffy said:

we could have a Kursk rematch

Kursk is Russia but close to the Ukrainian border

[Darth Fluffy 302]

More Calvinism - He's on to something. This will require some pondering.

At the very least, he's not wrong (not the same as 'he's correct' - he's at least in the vicinity of correct).

[Darth Fluffy 302]

Aw, now BIll's just messin' with us.

[Darth Fluffy 302]

Calvin making a case for abortion into the fortieth trimester.

[mlooney 3,417]

[The Old Hack 2,448]

On 7/19/2023 at 3:52 PM, Darth Fluffy said:

Calvin making a case for abortion into the fortieth trimester.

I would call Ron DeSantis a pretty good argument for abortion into the 138th trimester.

[ProfessorTomoe 1,308]

8 hours ago, The Old Hack said:

I would call Ron DeSantis a pretty good argument for abortion into the 138th trimester.

Please do the same math for a certain former President, if you would.